Thanks for acquiring "Crisis Soapscum."  I hope you enjoy it, please e-mail me, "Fomanomore@aol.com" 
for any complaints, comments, or questions show that I can improve this and future scenarios made by myself.  
I hope you arent offended by the tribal names called "Dyslexic Cablemen" and "Disgruntle Postmen."  Its just 
sorta hard in this day of age of political correctness to have any fun before the lawyers slam you.  Anyway, this 
is a file describing the seven civilizations in this scenario less vaguely.  First of all I hope you understand that 
scenario has no place in history and is not built as a war scenario.  The point of this scenario is the point itself
which is no point of the point of this scenario.  Thats why its called "Crisis Soapscum."  I hope I cleared that up 
<wink>.  Anyway, so the scenario takes place in 1798 A.D.  and most civilizations are just about ready to transform 
into an Industrial civilization.  Oh yeah, I want to mention that all capitols of each civ have the word "Capitol" in their 
name so you know what city is each nations capitol city.  For example, the capitol of  the Corn People Empire is 
"Capitol Corn."  Creative, eh?  Just remember government switching is forbid.  Anyway, so heres a brief description 
of each civilization:

DOVES OF PEACE - (Democracy) This is a civ that believes in peace and peace only.  In fact, they love peace so 
much they dont control any military units at all!  The cities are defenseless, luckily their civ is on a lonely continent 
but other civs are have made contact and are looking to expand.  Their biggest fear, however, is that they are at peace 
with everyone except the Disgruntle Postmen.  Not at piece with a foreign civ?  Sweet Jesus No!!!  You must make
peace with them at once.  The Doves of Peace already have the secret of Recycling and Environmentalism and have 
Recycling Plants in all their cities.

LETTUCE TREES - (Monarchy) You just inherited 25,000 gold from Aunt Beatrice.  All your cities have stockmarkets 
and are in a capitalization state.  Spend your riches how you wish.

DISGRUNTLE POSTMEN - (Fundamentalism) Angst is the word.  These guys are at war with everyone and already 
have built the Manhattan Project and are backed with 73 nuclear missiles.  They dont seem to activate them much, 
though.  But, youd still better give them want they demand.  I tried a game playing as the Holy Olives and I refused to 
give em  900 gold and they nuked my 5 chief cities.  These guys are loaded but are lacking science like so many other 
civs.  Watch out for these guys with their belief in war.  If they insist on raising the postage rate, youd better.

CORN PEOPLE - (Republic) This is the largest empire in the world because theyve found the secret of nutrition: Corn 
on the Cob with salt an butter.  This has been a leading empire that required only one food unit per person until a man 
named Molby Jack came along.  This guy created the idea of putting melted cheese on corn and, boy, is that tasty.  All 
the citizens of the Corn Empire are now demanding cheese in addition and each person now requires two food units 
which resulted in starvation.  Help save this nations hunger problem and start building more city improvements rather
than nothing but settlers.  The Corn People know about Refrigeration and have Supermarkets in most cities.  This is a 
devil of a task, and I hope you have the lasted Patch v1.09 of Civ2 where you can automate settlers.

8th DIMENSION - (Democracy) This civilization already has all the Wonders that relate to science.  They have plenty 
of libraries and universities and have the most potential for science.  This empire doesnt have much contact with the 
outside world because they sit at their computers all day (does a mirror ring a bell?), and could use more militaristic 
power.

VINE TO OLIVE HAVEN - (Fundamentalism) These guys love olives and olives only.  Watch out for the 119 olive 
fanatics.  This civ is probably the second largest military power (1st=Disgruntle Postmen).  Help improve their science 
output or have your olives conquer the world!

DYSLEXIC CABLEMEN - (Despotism) These people cant even spell the name of the city they live in correctly. This is 
the smallest civ with only 3 cities. Their science output is just about zero.  Theyre so dumb they sent their settlers out 
to irrigate and build lands distant from their empire.  However, they do own the secret of Electronics, there is a hope! 
Then again, they sold half of their city improvements, so they could afford to put a show on a local cable access 
channel, and these guys are currently building a Great Wall in two cities.  These Cablemen discovered the Alphabet, 
Writing, and Mathematics but already have forgot them.  Hook them on Phonics, just do something, teach them to read!!! 
With such odd circumstances, it would only be correct to call this land: Crisis Soapscum. 

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I hope you enjoy the game.  E-mail me at: FomaNoMore@aol.com for any comments.



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