15-12-2003 03:19									#91
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Hmmm, let's make him have 1000 Hit points, 50/+6 resistance to all physical attacks... 100% resistance to elemental attacks and attacking him makes the town go hostile. (Insta-death spells should get him)

-Jam

	15-12-2003 03:24									#92
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Ah, Ghengis Farb now added with his Mafia-run brothel, Jessica Rabbit, a rivalry with ADG, assassinations, Tuberski the forgetful knifeman, and the "greatest detective whos name ends with TKO" ! YAY! 'poly town is really coming alive.

Need : Storekeepers, bar guests, policemen, cleaners, citizens etc. And I need LOTS of them. These characters will get either one-liners, short chats or small in-town quests depending how lazy I am.

-Jam

	15-12-2003 03:24									#93
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Wow! I'd love to beta this . What expansion material does it use? I only have Shadows.

	15-12-2003 03:25									#94
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P.S. Can I run a bookstore?

	15-12-2003 03:29									#95
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Matt, you're already in actually. You are the initiator of the MAFIA vs the LAW quest. Your Miss Marple put the idea in my head.

I'll add you as a beta tester, great. Only the first expansion will be needed (shadows of...) and it only uses textures and sounds from the original, so SMALL DOWNLOAD!

Beta around Xmas-New Year sound good?

-Jam

	15-12-2003 04:01									#96
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Eggselent! Eggselent!
I'll have plenty of time over christmas to play- and I might even get that new expansion for myself.

	15-12-2003 04:28									#97
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I'd better get the beta out the door pretty soon then.

-Jam

	15-12-2003 05:05									#98
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quote: Originally posted by Jamski Hmmm, let's make him have 1000 Hit points, 50/+6 resistance to all physical attacks... 100% resistance to elemental attacks and attacking him makes the town go hostile. (Insta-death spells should get him) -Jam

You that was like the corrupt wish thing in OT

	15-12-2003 05:22									#99
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quote: You that was like the corrupt wish thing in OT

ahhh, but I am from the OT

quote: Hmmm, let's make him have 1000 Hit points, 50/+6 resistance to all physical attacks... 100% resistance to elemental attacks and attacking him makes the town go hostile. (Insta-death spells should get him)

sweet!

and Ive never heard of BG games or Noober. whats BG? and what is Noober infamous for?

	15-12-2003 05:46									#100
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BG: Baldurīs Gate an RPG from Black Isle.
Noober kept talking to you saying a lot of useless stuff, the pop up dialog appeared regardless of what you where doing IIRC , I always ran very quickly whenever I saw him...
... it... it was a long time ago, I donīt want to remember! Go away!

But Iīll remember to have some Weird spells memorized

	15-12-2003 06:00									#101
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Noober would keep saying stuff like :

"Are you an adventurer?"
"I want to be an adenturerer too"
"You've got a lot of swords there"

at 3 second intervals, so you were always clicking "end conversation" untill you could run away from him ... of course he FOLLOWED the party... he was a PAIN.

-Jam

	15-12-2003 11:38									#102
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You can mould Town Apolyton after Ankh-Morpork, which means you can toss in loads of colourful characters.

Provost Harrison, local alchmist (he can run the shop)
Doctor Strangelove, local healer
Lincoln, good-natured fundie (like that Brother something from Ankh-Morpork)
Spiffor, somebody like Captain Carrot of the Watch
I could imagine Slowwhand to be somebody like Sergeant Colon
Ming, Granny Weatherwax
rah, Nanny Ogg
TCO, local angry dwarven shop owner

and many others

	16-12-2003 04:07									#103
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There's a NWN Ankh-Morpork!?!

	16-12-2003 04:24									#104
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quote: Provost Harrison, local alchmist (he can run the shop) Doctor Strangelove, local healer Lincoln, good-natured fundie (like that Brother something from Ankh-Morpork) Spiffor, somebody like Captain Carrot of the Watch I could imagine Slowwhand to be somebody like Sergeant Colon Ming, Granny Weatherwax rah, Nanny Ogg TCO, local angry dwarven shop owner

Some of these are good ideas... but some people (Ming, Rah) have bigger roles to play... you'll have to trust me on this one... BUT KITTENS ARE IN DANGER!

-Jam

	16-12-2003 05:33									#105
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quote: Originally posted by Jamski Space, do you know Noober in the BG games. Did you mean THAT annoying?

I don't care what it takes, if he comes near my bar, insta-death spell it is

	16-12-2003 06:09									#106
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* Jamski considers making Drogue's bouncer a level 20 wizard

-Jam

	16-12-2003 07:56									#107
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Can I be a something policeman.

Can I start off in Vice Squad

	16-12-2003 11:44									#108
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Okay, you can be Lord something, head of the Beggars' Guild

	16-12-2003 11:45									#109
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quote: Originally posted by Jamski Some of these are good ideas... but some people (Ming, Rah) have bigger roles to play... you'll have to trust me on this one... BUT KITTENS ARE IN DANGER!

Ah, this brings up KrazyHorse, Lord of the Kittens

Will there also be evil ferrets?

	16-12-2003 13:04									#110
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Please bear in mind that people who ony post in the off-topic will be punished for their sins in this module

Herc, do you want to be the on-duty officer at Drogue's Recreation Commons and Cocktail Bar?

-Jam

	17-12-2003 00:40									#111
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entertaining idea you should make our great and wonderful chairman the leader of the socialist zombies or trolls or something allied with the communist zombies, if I am to be included make me the leader of some group anti to both don't care what (just not an elf). Or don't do any of the above upset today.

	17-12-2003 01:45									#112
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* Jamski makes dacole a communist elf zombie... *

Only joking

Problems today : balance issues galore ! Mattyboy is selling really good stuff too cheap, AH and his DLs are REALLY REALLY FRICKING TOUGH! Improved Tass is completely lethal. DrSpike is too weak. DrSpike's orcs are too tough. Trip, Drogue and Aaglo are naked. MtG is invisible. Area 24 is too nice. Area 24 is also too hard to find. The drunkards in Skanky's Bar & Grill are too annoying. Urban Ranger's beer is too cheap. His longbow is too good. etc.

Work continues...

-Jam

	17-12-2003 02:46									#113
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Hey! You said I was kickass and much tougher than Tass.

	17-12-2003 03:03									#114
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You were... untill I put in all the items people suggested. With Emperor Armour and the Axe of Thread Locking you die pretty fast. So I made "improved Tass" and now I'm making "improved DrSpike".

Heh, first you were too tough, then you were too weak... the alternative is to double or triple the cost of the gear in the 'poly Town shops.

Emperor Armour looks REALLY FRICKING cool btw All purple and gold with spiked shoulderpads and big boots.

Settler Armour looks like you live in a toilet. That is currently in use.

-Jam

	17-12-2003 03:06									#115
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quote: Originally posted by Jamski now I'm making "improved DrSpike". -Jam

Aha, the commie zombies shall fall before my mighty axe once again.

	17-12-2003 03:30									#116
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There's also three new commie zombie variants :

Improved commie zombies (the AI is more "alert")
Armoured commie zombies (like the name says)
Commie Zombie Archers (fire arrows, surprisingly)

They correspond with the DrSpike Clan Elite Orks, ... archers and guards (with big halberds )

Who says I don't give everyone a fair chance?

-Jam

	17-12-2003 04:33									#117
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make it hard

too many mmodules are (were) too easy

Jon Miller

	17-12-2003 06:36									#118
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Funny check out our great chairmans most recent msn name by the way...

	17-12-2003 06:37									#119
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quote: Originally posted by Jamski * Jamski considers making Drogue's bouncer a level 20 wizard

Or it could be like the Friendly Arm Inn from BG, whereby the patron and bartender is also the most powerful guy in the place, hence I could be the wizard, and could conjure up a bouncer An end to adventuring by opening a bar

(it would fit with my RP BG character, a Neutral Good Mage who keeps himself to himself, unless aggravated )

	17-12-2003 08:43									#120
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Ah, Mao should have a Sword of Burning Flame

(he was a notoriously spammy OT/civ II poster

Mao had a 24-30 PPD at one point and even though he registered in mar 1999 or so- he reached deity by august 2000