26-12-2003 12:15									#31
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quote: Someone do something on me.

how about I slap you in the face with my shlonger? eh? leave a nice welt?

	26-12-2003 12:15									#32
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Comrade Tassadar

The biggest whack job in a state full of Mormons.

	26-12-2003 12:40									#33
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*views thread, sighs, and returns to manipulating the media*

	26-12-2003 13:03									#34
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Ted Striker

"Check out the *** on this *****!"

"What a great pair of ****!"

"I'd [insert name of degrading sex act] [insert name(s) of woma(e)n] for [insert synonym of "a long time"] [insert synonym of "with extreme prejudice"].

"BRITNEY! BRITNEY!"

Last edited by Agathon on 26-12-2003 at 13:14

	26-12-2003 13:18									#36
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker

At least you know you're appreciated as one of Poly's finest intellectuals.

	26-12-2003 13:28									#37
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indubitably

	26-12-2003 14:47									#38
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STEFU!

	26-12-2003 15:00									#39
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Stefu

Is to furries what Ted Striker is to fine *****es...

	26-12-2003 15:10									#40
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nice threadjack, guys.

	26-12-2003 15:33									#41
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I wonder what you could come up with for me?

	26-12-2003 15:36									#42
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ooh! do one on me! pleeeese

	27-12-2003 04:20									#43
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Here's what I did offline-
[sorry I couldn't figure out where to put in the frequent mispellings ]

JohnT

JohnT is yet another staunch conservative and bringer of the book to Apolyton. Striving against a sea of liberal heathens, JohnT has attempted to brainwash the masses into accepting science and progress over the liberal idea of wasting expenditures solely upon the “good of humanity.” JohnT has enacted his brainwashing through an amazing program which he entitles the “Apolyton Science Fiction Book Club.” For his work in bringing education to the unwashed masses, society should thank him as both a cultural icon and a National Hero.

Through encouraging the young to invent rather than to waste money lavishing it upon the needy- JohnT creates an atmosphere of almost Horatio-Alger like work and perseverance.

The world is indebted to people like JohnT, the Apolyton Librarian, and hard-working conservative middle-american man. If only there were more posters like JohnT, then all would be right with the world.

	27-12-2003 04:27									#44
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And I thought this thread would have potential . . . . .

	27-12-2003 04:30									#45
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self biased

An unrepentant member of the Apolyton Avant-Garde self biased is both a forum legend and a forum lurker. However, when he does post, he conjures to mind smallcaps italics in the classic form of werefox, another bygone member of that ancient day when nothing was sacred and everything was possible.

In this age of consumer-standardization, posters like self biased, werefox, and panag conjure images of a byegone age where speaking was an art and nothing could be too strange.

We owe much to experimenters like self biased... much more than this humble reviewer can relate to thee in these short paragraphs.


Albert Speer

The Nazis are here!

That’s the first thought that comes to mind when one first sees Albert Speer. However, once basic cosmetic issues are overlooked, the reader can come to appreciate the amazing mind behind this supporter of Fascism... but not Racism- and the Superman... but not the Overman.

Reading Albert Speer is like taking a trip down memory-lane to that idealistic past where everything seemed possible and might made right. And he just might be correct. But these days, few follow in his footsteps. As America’s children get pudgier and more sedentary, few follow his axioms of action... Few exercise, and fewer still try to assert themselves. As such, the people of this age are fat, lazy, and much- put upon.

People should look past his ‘evil-seeming’ veneer and discover his inner truth.

Then, and only then will the “superman” inside all of us will be freed.

	27-12-2003 04:34									#47
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Sorry Skanky and Space05Us... I just don't really know that much about either of you to be able to do a really good literary analysis... with skanky I could perhaps detail how everything's his fault... and some demogame shenanigans, but what else would I state ? I apologize for my ignorance

As for Stefu... I'll try to think up something... A good tale is lurking somewhere in the back of my mind... but I have to remember some old instances, etc... but It'll come to me eventually

	27-12-2003 04:35									#48
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quote:

	27-12-2003 06:01									#49
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DC, you know what to do .

	27-12-2003 06:25									#50
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you're all wrong.

	27-12-2003 06:57									#51
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I'd request one for myself but my short posting style really doesn't leave a lot of room for analysis, nor does my efforts to stay away from the heaviest debate on the forum.

	27-12-2003 10:33									#52
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quote: Originally posted by Sava how about I slap you in the face with my shlonger? eh? leave a nice welt?

Beat me to it.

I haven't decided whether this thread is serious or not.

	27-12-2003 10:37									#53
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-Lonestar

The poster no one remembers to refer too.

	27-12-2003 13:20									#54
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**evil grin™**

thanks. i didn't know werefox did the italics thing, too though. i should also be credited with the , too. seeing as i pioneered that before my... legendary adventures.

	27-12-2003 13:23									#55
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i demand to be criticized in a literary fashion by a pro(tm)

	27-12-2003 13:56									#56
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Good God. Darkcloud is mistaking everybody for people of worth. We're all just a bunch of tossers as far as I can see.

	27-12-2003 15:13									#57
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Well, no, not everybody. I mean, he couldn't even be bothered writing stuff on someone he does know and then slapping the name "Skanky" on the end of it. It worked well enough for Sava.

	27-12-2003 17:06									#58
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*cough*
Not that I post much around here... but when I do post, it's rarely about anything largescale world-related.

	27-12-2003 17:19									#59
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Or, indeed, anything comprehensible.

	27-12-2003 17:38									#60
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meeeeeeeee!!!