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Spiffor is offline Spiffor
Emperor
CPA - Evil Clone brigade
Nov 2001
time: 06:33
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* Spiffor summons Comrade Tassadar and his undead army of communist zombies, elite zombies, armored zombies and archers (linky)
Mr. President is offline Mr. President
Emperor
The leaves that are green turn to brown
Jul 2001
time: 15:33
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* Mr. President casts *Urza's Rage* in Comrade Tassadar's general direction

Last edited by Mr. President on 05-01-2004 at 06:25
Kalius is offline Kalius
Emperor
Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002
time: 16:33
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* Kalius releases... THE BOBBLEHEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spiffor is offline Spiffor
Emperor
CPA - Evil Clone brigade
Nov 2001
time: 06:33
  Old Post 05-01-2004 06:26
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* Spiffor slips to the bar in the general confusion
I want some spam please. With a vervain.
Paddy the Scot is offline Paddy the Scot
Prince
Hordeland
Mar 2001
time: 14:33
  Old Post 05-01-2004 06:31 Visit Paddy the Scot<br><a href=/members><img src=/forums/images/inmate-icon.gif border=0></a><BR>'s homepage!
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ok, I might be in the wrong gin joint....

Two barrels of XXXX Grog,
a packet of Rat on a stick chewables gum
some deep fried cockroach legs, with the chicken salt....

oh and what time do the girls do the floor / ceiling show in here?
Lonestar is offline Lonestar
Prince
AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000
time: 00:33
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* Lonestar summons lvl 20 Lawful Capitalist Outsider to deal with the commies
Spiffor is offline Spiffor
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CPA - Evil Clone brigade
Nov 2001
time: 06:33
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* Spiffor lures the Lawful Capitalist to deal with the Bobbleheads instead
Mr. President is offline Mr. President
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The leaves that are green turn to brown
Jul 2001
time: 15:33
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* Mr. President casts Tsabo's Decree (link) and chooses the creature type "Communist"
Spiffor is offline Spiffor
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CPA - Evil Clone brigade
Nov 2001
time: 06:33
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* Spiffor casts a counterspell
Nyah nyah nyah

Lonestar is offline Lonestar
Prince
AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000
time: 00:33
  Old Post 05-01-2004 07:22 Visit Lonestar's homepage!
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pfff
Spiffor is offline Spiffor
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Nov 2001
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Sorry, I forgot how you call the card that turns a creature type into another.
MrFun is offline MrFun
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Nov 2000
time: 23:33
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This place is so hetero.
Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000
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quote:
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Sorry, I forgot how you call the card that turns a creature type into another.


Card? This is D&D, Froggie.
Mr. President is offline Mr. President
Emperor
The leaves that are green turn to brown
Jul 2001
time: 15:33
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quote:
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Sorry, I forgot how you call the card that turns a creature type into another.


Unnatural Selection?
Spiffor is offline Spiffor
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CPA - Evil Clone brigade
Nov 2001
time: 06:33
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D&D is lame
MtG rules!

Mr. President is offline Mr. President
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The leaves that are green turn to brown
Jul 2001
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Agreed Spiffor.

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
time: 23:33
  Old Post 05-01-2004 07:59
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quote:
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This place is so hetero.
They are playing D&D and you call them straight.
Mr. President is offline Mr. President
Emperor
The leaves that are green turn to brown
Jul 2001
time: 15:33
  Old Post 05-01-2004 08:02 Visit Mr. President's homepage!
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I'm not playing D&D.
GePap is offline GePap
King
of the Big Apple
Nov 2001
time: 23:33
  Old Post 05-01-2004 08:56
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* GePap unleashes the ghosts of every bad comedian in history, driving insane all opponents on the field and claims utter victory...
* GePap flees realizing that the army of bad comedians is now unstopable and won't continue to take his orders!


I'm still waiting for my coffee.
DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
Emperor
AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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You'll keep waiting until the bad comedians are gone.
GePap is offline GePap
King
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Nov 2001
time: 23:33
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Damn! Anyone have a giant gong? or some sort of giant hook to extend from the side of the stage? Anyone?
DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
time: 23:33
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There should be some in the ISR.
GePap is offline GePap
King
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Nov 2001
time: 23:33
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* GePap is able to infiltrate secret British WW1 files, and with the help of patented MrFun anti-humor shield, get his hands on the dealiest joke ever.
With this joke, and an express bus running from the Poccanos to Cuckamanga (sp?) to Walla Walla and finally Honolulu, the bad comedians are finally removed.

NOw where is my double expresso!
Spiffor is offline Spiffor
Emperor
CPA - Evil Clone brigade
Nov 2001
time: 06:33
  Old Post 05-01-2004 10:14
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I hope you're not in a hurry, I'm still waiting for my vervain of last thread

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
time: 23:33
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* DinoDoc gives GePap his coffee and ignores the Frenchman

Spiffor is offline Spiffor
Emperor
CPA - Evil Clone brigade
Nov 2001
time: 06:33
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I order spam and two vervains, so get to work, you lazy Yankee!

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
Emperor
AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
time: 23:33
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What's a vervain?
Spiffor is offline Spiffor
Emperor
CPA - Evil Clone brigade
Nov 2001
time: 06:33
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That's a plant used in infusions. Unlike tea, it's supposed to help you sleep.
MrFun is offline MrFun
King
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Nov 2000
time: 23:33
  Old Post 05-01-2004 19:26 Visit MrFun's homepage!
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** MrFun pours Tobasco sauce in GePap's drink **
Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
Deity
Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:33
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* Skanky Burns helps himself to a black russian while Dino is distracted by talk of herbs.
 
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