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Ben Kenobi
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McGregornobi!
Oct 2002 time: 21:33
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Might as well bite.
1. The country is better off being run by corporations and not a democratically elected government.
Nope.
2. Unborn babies need the protection of the law... until they are born, then let them pay for their own education.
Yes.
3. Slave labor, child labor, and immoral working conditions are all right, as long as it's in Mexico, or Asia...
Nope.
4. China is an evil Stalinist state... but entities that support China like Fox and Walmart are patriotic bastions of American commerce.
WalMart patriotic? No.
5. Poor people who cheat on their taxes should go to jail, corporations who evade billions should be given corporate welfare.
Nope. String 'em both up.
6. People have freedom of religion and government can't establish religion... unless it's Christianity.
Nope. I believe you can't have freedom unless you allow people to disagree with you.
7. Freedom of speech is a protected RIGHT! Unless you are a liberal.
See above, no.
8. Immigrants are evil and are a threat to this country... even though this nation was founded by immigrants and every one of us is an immigrant.
Actually, I rather like immigration.
9. Drugs support terror (even homegrown marijuana)... but billions in oil money to the Saudis is part of the American lifestyle and if we change that the terrorists have won.
Yes.
10. It's okay to pollute the air and water because it saves us money... and you can always buy bottled water or air freshners!
Why would this be a conservative position? No.
11. Clinton was responsible for 9-11 even though his adminstration wrote and proposed the Dept. of Homeland Sec. legislation and held weekly terrorism briefings and was "obsessed with terrorism" according to Tom DeLay in 1998. Plus, we needed a terrorist attack to wake up America to the evils of Saddam Hussein.
No.
12. Wasting $70 million on investigating a blowjob... then impeaching the president over it was a just action.
Did they impeach Clinton? No.
13. Lying about sex is an impeachable offense, but lying about going to war is patriotic.
No.
14. Rich white people should never be discriminated against... and trying to correct the problems of racism and inequality in our society are racist.
Depends on how you want to correct racism. Whites should not be discriminated against any more than blacks. So no.
15. Gays are evil and should be jailed.
Why reward them? No.
2/15
I must be a liberal!
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