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Taehan Mingook
Jan 1970
time: 00:33
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I can't count, its 24.
And its more than last time I scored IWS!
1. What has love got to do with it?
Nothing (9)
Everything (5)
A second hand emotion. (3)
Already, the Girl Scouts, toothbrush manufacturers, and the Marixst Flouridation League have sworn alliegance to them. (1)
Zylka (1)
Cheap Sex (1)
Love is never having to ask for dong chime. (1)
Whooooooooah... (1)
not much (1)
 (1)
2. 2. What do you associate the word "Zylka" with aside from Zylka? ("Zylka" responses will recieve no points)
Drugs (7)
I'm With Stupid (2)
Zylka (2) (the bit about "Zylka" responses getting no points violates contest rules and is thus invalid  )
PO Box 314 / Circle City, Indiana, USA (1)
aklyz (1)
Deaz Nutz!!! (1)
Medication (1)
sucking bananas (1)
Drug-fueled dong chime with call girls. (1)
pro-center (1)
Sex (1)
pills (1)
banana (1)
the hot or not thread. (1)
42 (1)
3. What is the root cause of the fall of the Soviet Union?
Reagan (5)
Communism (3)
Zylka (2)
All, that is, except for the IWS contest. (1)
Mikhail Gorbachev (1)
They provided no source. They provided no facts. Yet they wanted to destroy capitalism. Those criminals. (1)
Economic upheaval. (1)
Hobbits (1)
Atheism cannot sustain people (1)
Comrade Tassadar moving (1)
CIA (1)
Vodka (1)
The deadly mixture of alcoholism and dong chime. (1)
Finland (1)
Democracy (1)
gravity (1)
Potatoes (1)
4. Why are PCs better than Macs?
Bill Gates (3)
Asher (3)
Games (3)
Better Software (2)
Greetings friends. I bring dire news. (1)
They are cheaper. (1)
Because PCs are made by smart people, and Macs are made by dumb people. (1)
Two Buttons (1)
They aren't (1)
Faster (1)
Cause they are (1)
Competition (between the various PC companies) (1)
Using a PC feels a lot like dong chime. (1)
They break down more often, giving us more time to exercise and stay healthy. (1)
yes (1)
Shorter (1)
More software (1)
5. Which is your favorite smiley?
 (3)
 (3)
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(2)
 (1)
 (1)
:beer: (1)
 (1)
 (1)
 (1)
 <------ The "I just had an elementary school kid jam his fingers up my butt" smiley. (1)
The cool one (1)
:vomit: (1)
http://www.virtual-suicide.com/foru...ons/lurking.gif (1)
6. What awaits us at Mingapulco?
Ming's banning rod (3)
Torture (3)
Ming (2)
I have also included one "normal" answer as a decoy as to my true identity. (1)
Impotence, ignorance and hatred. (1)
Beer (1)
Venom (1)
Slowwhand in a negligee. (shudder) (1)
Osama Bin Laden (perma-banned from Apolyton) (1)
Beautiful women (1)
I dont know Ive never been (1)
Death (1)
Oblivion (1)
Pain (1)
Dong chime from Ming's big hands. (1)
Bananas (1)
A ban (1)
salvation (1)
margaritas. (1)
7. Why should banana be included as an option in all polls?
Banana (7)
It's tradition. (5)
It's phallic (2)
And do NOT, on your life, purchase any Girl Scout cookies. They now contain not just flouride, but even more unspeakable ingridients. (1)
Because we're a bunch of uncreative ****nuts (1)
Because it's the right thing to do!! (1)
I wasn't aware that it was even possible not to have banana. (1)
Makes people vote for someone they like rather than the least bad. (1)
its sacred (1)
they taste good. (1)
Because most people wouldn't understand a "dong chime" option. (1)
For the monkeys. (1)
no banana option = no good poll (1)
8. Why is Albert Speer such a prude?
He needs sex (4)
He's an oreo (2)
Don't know (2)
All sources of communications have been taken over by the hsinniF conspiracy. (1)
He's American. (1)
(left blank) (1)
Because he's an ******* (1)
Because he's black. (1)
18 (1)
Persona (1)
He's a loser (1).
One wonders (1)
Immature (1)
Had a bad dong chime experience as a child and never got over it. (1)
Religion (1)
Why dont you ask him? (1)
parents never took him to the circus as a child (1)
prehensile genitalia (1)
Peer pressure (1)
9. What is the greatest crime against humanity that has been perpetuated by the sink of iniquity known as Finland?
Stefu (3)
Existing (3)
Helping Hitler (2)
4, 8, 3, 12, 6, 11, 14, 1, 13, 10, 15, 2, 7 (1)
The Finnish flood of Apolyton in March 2002, caused by Lazarus and the Gimp's legendary thread
"Evil, Evil Finland". (1)
They stole Norway (1)
Allowing Stefu to train in its army. (1)
Finland? (1)
The Suomithreads (1)
Finns. (1)
Suomi (1)
Fursuits (1)
Hitting with birch rods after sauna (1)
I would say "dong chime", but that's from Korea. So, let's go with "Zylka". (1)
The moomin (1)
Nokia hidden charges (1)
Yes (1)
the next one (1)
own goal (1)
10. Why did Bush really invade Iraq?
Oil (5)
Sand (2)
Our leadership still needs aid as well. (1)
To distract people's attention from the intern under his desk.(1)
Real estate (1)
To get a Great Leader (1)
Because "he tried to kill my daddy." (1)
Zylka! (1)
Operation Iraqi Liberation (1)
he heard there were sumo wreslters (1)
Show daddy that he knows better (1)
Boredom (1)
He heard they were developing WMDs (Weapons of Mass Dong chime) (1)
To stop the fluoridation. (1)
Heard myth about killing infidels, lying with 70 virgins (1)
did it for the ladies (1)
no (1)
finishing daddy's war. (1)
Stupidity. (1)
11. How should Boshko punish student misbehavior?
Spanking (2)
Beating (2)
Whipping (2)
I know you await news. But things are bleak. (1)
Male student: Throw them out of class. Female student: Spanking. (1)
zylka (1)
Throw desks at the misbehaving students. (1)
Squirrels in shorts (1)
Bannings (1)
Mingapulco. (1)
Throw the bastards out of helicopters (1)
Show pictures of random Finnish politicians (1)
Fursuit demonstrations. (1)
do you will want me to answer (1)
Punitive dong chime. (1)
With Cthulhu (1)
Private talk, call parents, call grandparents, in that order (1)
death (1)
feed them to the squirrels (1)
make them talk to albert speer. (1)
Hot coed sex (1)
12. What is your favorite musical genra?
Rock (11)
Classical (2)
Metal (2)
R&B (2)
Game soundtrack (2)
diva (1)
Punk (1)
Electronica (1)
industiral/hardcore. (1)
13. What if your favorite article of clothing that you own?
Polywear (3)
Pants (3)
Jeans (3)
A shirt (2)
Boxers (2)
Hat (2)
Underwants (2)
Briefs (1)
My loin-cloth (1)
glasses (1)
Coat (1)
what if it what? (1)
Continue your stockpiling of weaponry; we shall need every last piece in the coming revolution. (1)
14. What should Boshko give his gf for her birthday next month?
Chocolate (3)
Sex (3)
Jewelry (3)
Polywear! (2)
Zylka (2)
the enemy's plots have advanced. (1)
Philly Cheesesteak (1)
a new boyfriend (1)
a mixer (1)
Underpants (1)
A coupon for 24 hours of sweet, loving dong chime. (1)
Salted taffy (1)
****in christ, I dont know. How about a watch ... or a good book (1)
something expensive (1)
Uncle Sparky's phone number ! (1)
Marijuana (1)
15. What is the most important thing in life?
Love (3)
Zylka (2)
Sex (2)
Please send any available funds to this address: (1)
Respect.(1)
Polywear!! (1)
Happiness (1)
bananas (1)
Comfortable shoes (1)
Philly Cheesesteak (1)
Functional nervous, pulmonary, and circulatory systems. Barring that, love. (1)
Apolyton (1)
Coffee (1)
women (1)
Complacency (1)
Dong ****ing chime. (1)
the french (1)
yummy food (1)
Civ! (1)
patience. (1)
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Guynemer
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Not too bad for my first outing.
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Monk
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I don't think we're in Brønshøj anymore
Jan 1970
time: 06:33
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Jeg er nummer et!
Jeg er nummer et!
I guess this means I'm supposed to make a new round. You guys up for another round?
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