14-01-2004 14:17									#31
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Now I can finally afford to pay someone to kill my wife!

	14-01-2004 14:18									#32
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Hmmmmm, good to see Bush working hard to reduce the deficit.

	14-01-2004 14:18									#33
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Ramo:

Are you always so cold?

KH:

Then post your own preferences. I only speak for myself.

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	14-01-2004 14:21									#34
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quote: Originally posted by Boshko Hmmmmm, good to see Bush working hard to reduce the deficit.

Well of course he is. He's a republican.

IMHO, $1.5 billion would pay for a lot of sterilizations.

	14-01-2004 14:33									#35
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quote: Mentally unstable too. Ripe for the picking, don't you think? You'll have her indoctrined in no time.

Did I say I wanted to marry Ms. Carey? Consider this the next best thing, to me posting pictures of Denise.

	14-01-2004 14:44									#36
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quote: What would you do with one-point-five billion dollars?

Spend it all on stars.

	14-01-2004 14:52									#37
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quote: Hmmmmm, good to see Bush working hard to reduce the deficit.

The Martians are supposed to fix our deficit problem.

quote: Are you always so cold?

Of course not, it's Texas.

	14-01-2004 15:01									#38
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What would I do with $1.5 billion?
Start an emigration program for zealots to move to Mars so that they might duke it out amongst themselves, leaving the sane portion of Humanity to live in peace here on Earth. Think of it as building upon Bush's initiative...

	14-01-2004 15:05									#39
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quote: Originally posted by Ben Kenobi Did I say I wanted to marry Ms. Carey? Consider this the next best thing, to me posting pictures of Denise.

Mentalporn!
The pictures only induce it. Really Ben...One might think a man of your religious nature would be above such things.

	14-01-2004 15:15									#40
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Yes, his religious creditals are being called into question.

	14-01-2004 15:22									#41
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Nothing wrong with wanting to bang Mariah Carey. The ***** may be crazy, but I'd still **** her rotten. I'm also pretty sure the Holy Spirit would give me a high five while I was doing it.

	14-01-2004 15:23									#42
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She'd have to put a bag on her head.

Or I'd have to be drunk. Prefereably both.

	14-01-2004 15:23									#43
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quote: One might think a man of your religious nature would be above such things.

Comrade Tassadar:

I consider Ms. Carey to be a beautiful and attractive woman. Is that wrong?

I've always been a sucker for a pretty face.

	14-01-2004 15:25									#44
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Ignore him. He's nuttier than you.

	14-01-2004 15:26									#45
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quote: He's nuttier than you.

Hard to be crazier than a Mormon.

	14-01-2004 15:27									#46
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True dat.

	14-01-2004 15:31									#47
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Unless you're Mariah Carey.

	14-01-2004 15:35									#48
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Let's be fair. Mariah just had a nervous breakdown. Mormons, OTOH, believe that Jesus visited a lost colony of Jews in the New World, a group that later buried golden plates in upstate New York telling people of later generations to move to the most god forsaken state in the Union. They also have more than one wife, which is just plain crazy. Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries, but these wacky ****s want to double up on it...

	14-01-2004 15:39									#49
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Are they allowed to hit it with two wives at once?

	14-01-2004 15:43									#50
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Hell if I know. Ask Tass.

	14-01-2004 15:52									#51
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Come on. This is a profound theological question.

	14-01-2004 15:57									#52
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One more...

Got to sleep sometime. I've got a long day tomorrow.

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	14-01-2004 16:19									#53
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten Nothing wrong with wanting to bang Mariah Carey. The ***** may be crazy, but I'd still **** her rotten. I'm also pretty sure the Holy Spirit would give me a high five while I was doing it.

I think you'd be filling her hole with some 'spirit', so it's essentially a desire to spread the word of God, and her legs.

quote: Come on. This is a profound theological question.

All I know is that any religion that allows you to have more than 1 sex toy and is still regulated to 'cult status' is ****ed up to the hilt.

	14-01-2004 16:38									#54
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1.5 billion!? Id spend it all on this

	14-01-2004 16:48									#55
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quote: I think you'd be filling her hole with some 'spirit', so it's essentially a desire to spread the word of God, and her legs.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

	14-01-2004 19:48									#56
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten I'd buy a new iPod and then spend the remaining dollar on a Coke or something.

If you bought the new and improved (i.e. smaller) version you could buy a coke and some chips.

	14-01-2004 19:55									#57
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quote: Several conservative Christian advocacy groups are pressing Mr. Bush to go further and use the State of the Union address to champion a constitutional amendment prohibiting same-sex marriage.

As far as I can tell, in DC there are two things a President can do to look like he's actively working on something while, in truth, not doing a damn thing but pandering to his base*

1. Start a "Presidential Commission" to analyze the problem and give it a two year mandate.
2. Express support for a Constitutional Amendment knowing that the process is so lengthy and drudgery-ridden that supporters of the amendment feel daunted just looking at the immense task ahead of them.

So don't worry about it (the amendment, that is).

*And yes, I know that W hasn't gone along with this idea yet.

	14-01-2004 22:32									#58
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quote: Originally posted by laurentius 1.5 billion!? Id spend it all on this

What an astounding waste of a perfectly good Anti-Terrorist Defense Shield component...

	14-01-2004 22:41									#59
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OK, I am finally willing to admit it to all you lefties out there. I hate George W. Bush. He is the worst excuse for a conservative president, or even conservative candidate for president, since Hoover.


Are you happy now?

	14-01-2004 22:42									#60
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Ben, I'd hit that.