26-01-2004 01:37									#32
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*Hive probe subverts String Gravship
*Hive uses industry base to pump string gravships
*Hive conquers CyCon

That'll teach ya to have 8 crawlers.

	26-01-2004 01:51									#33
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*CyCon laughs at hopeless Hive drones, captured into matrix - special virtual reality in which Hive is the most powerfull faction - dream of CyCon defeat
*looks at Enigma_Novas brain tank readout and decides to press terminate button

	26-01-2004 16:39									#34
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* Enigma_Nova conquers matrix using far superior intellect, causing his willpower to circulate through all of CyCon above-space
* Enigma_Nova then uses the CyCon's neural implants to control their brains
* Enigma_Nova destroys all your consciousnesses, awarenesses, souls...
* Enigma_Nova builds a utopia now that all the smacktards are dead

Have a very nice day sir!

	26-01-2004 23:53									#35
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*wonders how Enigma_Nova managed to get through first matrix. Unfortunately he is now in second matrix
*takes a bar, smashes the brain tank and kicks Enigma_Novas brain several times.
uses flamegun to burn the remains

Last edited by Illuminatus on 27-01-2004 at 00:05

	26-01-2004 23:54									#36
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quote: Originally posted by Enigma_Nova * Enigma_Nova conquers matrix using far superior intellect, causing his willpower to circulate through all of CyCon above-space * Enigma_Nova then uses the CyCon's neural implants to control their brains * Enigma_Nova destroys all your consciousnesses, awarenesses, souls... * Enigma_Nova builds a utopia now that all the smacktards are dead Have a very nice day sir!

Obstructor, pls terminate this guy throughly, he already overwhelmed two levels of the Matrix.

* Geo hands Obstructor an tailormade virus, designed to feast on the brainwave frequency of Enigma_Nova *

	27-01-2004 00:03									#37
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*accepts Geo-Modders virus, and injects it into all matrixes to purge all possible remmains of Enigma_Novas brainfrequency *mops burning ashes that once were Enigma_Nova

	27-01-2004 00:30									#38
	Full PM-box? Change here!

* Enigma_Nova has already transcended level of matrix that CyCon people are now in
* Enigma_Nova proceeds to kick braintanks of CyCon people that kicked his braintanks in The Matrix
* Enigma_Nova proceeds to go up infinite levels of the matrix and conquer them all before any CyCon survivors catch up to him
* Enigma_Nova invents the Trans-matrix, matrices are no longer lineally nested but now exist in infinite complex chaotic dimensions, a thing only his mind can comprehend
* Enigma_Nova moves into one of these dimensions and blows the old universe up.

20 minutes later:

* Enigma_Nova is lonely

	27-01-2004 00:32									#39
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* Enigma_Nova creates The Word
* Enigma_Nova creates a new earth
* Enigma_Nova populates it with people
* Enigma_Nova throws down a few words so moronic that no thinking being would ever follow them
* Enigma_Nova watches his experiment go awry as the people follow these idiotic ideas
* Enigma_Nova buggers off and leaves the fools to their own devices

... Those guys even reckon I'll be coming back, too.

	27-01-2004 00:32									#40
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*visitors from CyCon universe visit Enigma_Nova.
*They assimilate all people in Enigma_Novas Universe and return with them home

	27-01-2004 00:44									#41
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What? You mean that World I made in 7 days with them people?
You can have 'em. There all a bunch of dumb@sses anyway.

* Enigma_Nova isolates himself off from CyCon, waits for the dumbasses he accidentally created to assimilate the CyCon

	27-01-2004 00:51									#42
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*After reeducation of dumbasses, CyCon sends them back to Enigma to annoy him

	27-01-2004 01:28									#43
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quote: Originally posted by obstructor *After reeducation of dumbasses, CyCon sends them back to Enigma to annoy him

And even better, giving them the tools for Enigma's destruction, let them take care of him, we're rid of that task then

	27-01-2004 01:29									#44
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quote: Originally posted by GeoModder And even better, giving them the tools for Enigma's destruction, let them take care of him, we're rid of that task then

Either way, with the self-imposed of Enigma, our Matrix(es) are free of this annoyance, all back to normal

	27-01-2004 01:32									#45
	Put an end to popups!

And with me rid of your matrices, I no longer have to tolerate your inferior mental processes.

If only it were possible to bugger off from RL for a bit.

	27-01-2004 01:42									#46
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Ah, abbility to multitask is great indeed - simultanuously spam threads Join CyCon!

	27-01-2004 05:27									#47
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quote: Originally posted by Enigma_Nova And with me rid of your matrices, I no longer have to tolerate your inferior mental processes.

* GeoModder wondering, then turns to Obstructor *

Obstructor, why is it actually that all our constructs in the Matrix get angry with us? Aren't we good to them? Don't we supply them with a 'life' tailored to their deepest needs? And still, they want to escape when they find there whereabouts. Fullhumans, I never understand them...

	27-01-2004 06:29									#48
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Well, this interesting issue of D3 has really turned into a spam fest.

	27-01-2004 11:25									#49
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Must be a sign that we need a new PRAVDA...

	27-01-2004 13:35									#50
	Get a bigger avatar today!

Yes, more spam postcount is required.
+1

	27-01-2004 16:46									#51
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Thanks for changing the title by the way

	27-01-2004 23:09									#52
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quote: Originally posted by Frankychan Well, this interesting issue of D3 has really turned into a spam fest.

And new issue is already under way! Prepare for new spamfest!

	28-01-2004 01:21									#53
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* Enigma_Nova prepares