27-02-2004 02:07									#391
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Alas poor Guynemer. It looks like our cosy discussions, down by the river, about who is the mafia are coming to an end. To some extent because we are fishing friends, I hesitated to believe you are one, but I was coming to that conclusion.

And that tidy doctor's salary of yours was building up nicely. Have you made a will in case you don't want your estate and money going into the development fund by default. I owe you that.

Thebeeeyeeen's (is that correct) bank account didn't amount to much. Not much of a future in tailoring.

	27-02-2004 02:17									#392
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Honghu:

Sweepstake: Skanky Burns and Herc

I wonder what that's about.


For the sweepstake, ADG and GhengisFarb

	27-02-2004 03:19									#393
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quote: IT"S MORE ABOUT STAYING ALIVE THAN ACTUALLY GETTING THE MAFIA.

Which is great unless the Mafia kills you

-Jam

	27-02-2004 03:53									#394
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Which is the second point. If you're docpiling, you are not as big as a threat to the mafias, and not as likely a target. And Docpiling has nailed some Mafias.

	27-02-2004 03:53									#395
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You can say that again...




PS: Don't even think about it Jamski.

	27-02-2004 04:40									#396
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I am still confident Hercules is a Mafia.

	27-02-2004 04:53									#397
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sigh... had a feeling that would happen.

I don't blame you guys, but I'm sorry to report that we have once again failed to catch the Mafia. I am an innocent man. I only ask that I be allowed to adminster to myself a combination of drugs that will quickly and painlessly end my life. Any and all may supervise.

	27-02-2004 05:20									#398
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No drugs !!!!! Be a man and use a pointy thingy...

	27-02-2004 07:06									#399
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quote: Alva: No drugs !!!!! Be a man and use a pointy thingy...

.

I think he wants you to fall forward on to a pitch fork.

	27-02-2004 07:16									#400
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I humbly beg you--I accept your death sentence, though wrongly accused I am. Please, allow me to expire in relative peace.

	27-02-2004 07:55									#401
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In light of continuing murderous events, Hercules sits down on the river bank to consider his fellow villagers. It is at times like this he wishes he owned an alsatian or terrier. Instead all he had was a goldfish in a bowl. An alarm fish: Bubble Bubble.

Anyhow:

ADG: Seems to quietly get on with running the food store. No obvious connections to the deaths.

GhengisFarb: Had connections with Thebannnnnn who in turn worked occasionally with the ( late) mountain boys. Claims to post a massive amount of posts every day but strangely reticent in this current game.

Vovan: Obsessional Blacksmith with one track mind: me.

Skanky Burns: Village hero but with a past.

CapitanGarlic: Generally keeping low profile but must be aware that mafia are known to have long association with the hospitality and entertainment industry. ie people who work in Inns.
'How do you like your horses head sir,' Still hasn't given answer as to why Zopp struggled in his death pangs to his door. Was this a clue

Rah: Don't you dare vote for him. He makes a very convincing case, repeatedly, of it not being him. Could be a wonderful strategy. His pet hobby is spotting and killing mafia before they kill him. Needs to be kept alive so as we can be enlightened of all the devious ploys he has used.

Hercules: amateur banker detective but with a small fan base (see above)

Spaced Cowboy: kinda been there , done that. but is he doing it again.

	27-02-2004 08:31									#402
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No doubt about who'll bite the dust this time. This round took a bit longer than it should have, I've been occupied.

Alive
Name	Vote		Name	Vote
ADG	Guynemer		Guynemer	Rah
Skanky Burns	Guynemer		Spaced Cowboy	Guynemer
Hercules	Guynemer		Rah	Guynemer
GhengisFarb	Guynemer		CapitanGarlic	N/A
Vovan	Hercules
Dead
Name	Cause of Death		Name	Cause of Death
Jonny	Mafia (Impalement) - R1		Drogue	Village - R1
Spiffor	Mafia (Suffocation) - R2		DrSpike	Village - R2
Vlad Antlerkov	Mafia (Impalement) - R3		Duke o' york	Village - R3
Pave	Mafia (Suffocation) - R4		Alva	Village - R4
HongHu	Mafia (Impalement) - R5		Jon Miller	Village - R5
Jamski	Mafia (Suffocation) - R6		FlameFlash	Village - R6
Zopperoni	Mafia (Impalement) - R7		Frozzy	Village - R7
Theben	Mafia (Suffocation) - R8
Village Status			Votes
Day			1) Guynemer - 6 2) Hercules, Rah - 1

	27-02-2004 08:50									#403
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Act Eight, continued

It was time for Guynemer to go.

"I am an innocent man. I only ask that I be allowed to adminster to myself a combination of drugs that will quickly and painlessly end my life. Any and all may supervise", the Doctor begged..

"Silence, evil Mafia! We'll kill you any way we want to!" The innkeeper Rah shouted.

"I have an idea", said Spaced Cowboy. The villagers locked the poor man of medicine into a small wooden shed, which they then burned down.

Act Nine

Early in the morning Spaced Cowboy woke up the sound of his door and the barricades behind it crashing violently down. He grabbed his cleaver and ran downstairs to see what had happened. On the porch was the postman Skanky Burns, covered in his own blood.

"T....", he managed to utter.

"What? To? Te? Th? Ta? Who was it?"

"I can't name him, that'd be too easy. So all I'm going to say is: T... aargh", Skanky Burns said, and promptly died, a pitchfork protruding from his back.

Alive
Name	Vote		Name	Vote
ADG	N/A		CapitanGarlic	N/A
Vovan	N/A		Spaced Cowboy	N/A
Hercules	N/A		Rah	N/A
GhengisFarb	N/A			N/A
Dead
Name	Cause of Death		Name	Cause of Death
Jonny	Mafia (Impalement) - R1		Drogue	Village - R1
Spiffor	Mafia (Suffocation) - R2		DrSpike	Village - R2
Vlad Antlerkov	Mafia (Impalement) - R3		Duke o' york	Village - R3
Pave	Mafia (Suffocation) - R4		Alva	Village - R4
HongHu	Mafia (Impalement) - R5		Jon Miller	Village - R5
Jamski	Mafia (Suffocation) - R6		FlameFlash	Village - R6
Zopperoni	Mafia (Impalement) - R7		Frozzy	Village - R7
Theben	Mafia (Suffocation) - R8		Guynemer	Village - R8
Skanky Burns	Mafia (Impalement) - R9
Village Status			Votes
Day

Next time, I'll try to throw in something more subtle yet useful if interpreted right. We're running out of villagers, and I want to give you some help. Not that I already haven't, but it's not my fault if you haven't picked it/them up.

	27-02-2004 09:04									#404
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Burned alive?!?!

Un****ingbelievable! I provide years of medical service to you people, and what thanks do I get? Wrongly accused of murder--and yet, I humbly and quietly resign myself to your judgment, asking only to go peacefully.

BURNED ALIVE?!

I'm gonna haunt you mother****ers like you wouldn't believe. With my medical knowledge and ghostly abilities, I'll invisibly slip in and out of your chambers and slap you around in the most sensitive areas possible.

Burned alive... ****ing ingrates!

	27-02-2004 09:21									#405
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Interesting... so Frozzy didn't impale me, after all.

	27-02-2004 09:29									#406
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New theory... we have two letters, L and T. I think we can safely assume that Lawrence Taylor is NOT the Mafia.

Given then, perhaps these hints are as simple as matching them to a list of villagers, L being the 12th and T being the 21st. Of course, there were only 24 villagers, so perhaps this isn't the perfect solution.


According to the list HongHu had earlier, that would point at ADG and Thybun.

....

hmmm... seeing how Thorben can't be the mafia, I suppose this system has certain flaws...

	27-02-2004 09:52									#407
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You may be on to something there, Guy.

[whispers to Guy] T is actually the 20th letter, not the 21st, and that corresponds to none other than CapitanGarlic on the list...[/whispers]

	27-02-2004 11:07									#408
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quote: Originally posted by Jonny You may be on to something there, Guy. [whispers to Guy] T is actually the 20th letter, not the 21st, and that corresponds to none other than CapitanGarlic on the list...[/whispers]

Oh please... you could make up any connections based on codes. OTOH, 'L' could correspond to "Lumberjack' (Spaced Cowboy) and 'T' for 'Tanner' (GenghisFarb).

	27-02-2004 14:31									#409
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Yeah, but it's the making up that's the fun! I'm intrigues by your code The Bean......

I'm amazed that rah has survived this long once again. Not because I think he's the mafia, but because the figures of authority always buy it first in this crazy village. The policeman is traditionally the victim of the first docpile, and in this game both the landowners bought it quite early on too. Yet the only one with any real power around here is the forum mod. And he never gets killed straight off.

I'm fairly sure that HongHu is barking up the wrong tree with her idea that the mafia will always be someone who hasn't been one before. The game is still wide open.

I'd also like to point out that Skanky Burns died like a terrible ham. I bet he was rolling in the dust and moaning for ages before he actually died.
Great write-up Kass.

	27-02-2004 14:35									#410
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quote: Originally posted by Kassiopeia "I can't name him, that'd be too easy. So all I'm going to say is: T... aargh", Skanky Burns said, and promptly died, a pitchfork protruding from his back.

Even in death I am still a bastard.
Looks like these poor saps haven't even caught a single mafia yet. By law of probability they should have lucked one by now.

	27-02-2004 15:47									#411
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Those L and T comments present a fairly convincing case.

From my point of view I don't think its Rah and I don't think it is Spaced. That leaves ADG, Vovan and CapitanGarlic which still includes the two main candidates.

CapitanGarlic didn't vote last time. Also he still hasn't given a reason for Zopp struggling to his door.

So I vote CapitanGarlic. You know working in the village Inn kills you one way or another.

	27-02-2004 15:56									#412
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I can't seem to find head and tail in those clue, and I don't think it's rah either, since he's an anti-mafia mafia, and since both mafia's is still alive, this takes him out... CapitanGarlic gets my vote this time...

	27-02-2004 16:03									#413
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Guynemer:

Sorry about the manner of your death, but at least everybody 'warmed' to you in the end.


I was a bit sad about Skanky's death having been in the Honghu wars together and it was while tiding up Skanky's bank account (I think he would have wished his savings to go into the the development fund) that I suddenly realised Skanky was not only the postman but the bank courier to the outside world. So someone was trying to throw suspicion my way. Hmmm..

But it was a fine death in a great acting tradition. Even in their sorrow those who watched applauded.

	27-02-2004 16:13									#414
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7 people left and still 2 mafia's Really isn't going well. Looking very like a mafia win, which we haven't had for a while.

	27-02-2004 16:45									#415
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CapitanGarlic.

	27-02-2004 17:01									#416
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For those of you not mafia: I know who's the suffocator. Still trying to figure out the impaler, so hold off voting for el capitan (he's not mafia).

p.s. and as I try ro send this I can't access Apolyton for some reason. The mafia strikes again!

	27-02-2004 17:03									#417
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hmm 3 for el capitan. I urge the rest to vote for ADG, he's the suffocator (evidence it a minute).

	27-02-2004 17:14									#418
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Ooh, it's the Poirot method of getting everyone in the room, then slowly and painstakingly reveal your brilliant deductions.

	27-02-2004 17:19									#419
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quote: Originally posted by Theben hmm 3 for el capitan. I urge the rest to vote for ADG, he's the suffocator (evidence it a minute).

Come on, hurry up... I can't wait to see the so-called "evidence" against me

	27-02-2004 17:25									#420
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If a =1, d = 4 and g = 7, then ADG = 12

L = 12 ! ADG is the killer !

-Jam