02-03-2004 08:35									#91
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Chapter III

The moon was full as Apolytonians went into their homes for the night. Many homes were dull, except that of GhengisFarb, who was busy preparing his scones and teacakes for the County Cook-Off tomorrow.

"I HAVE to get these done before that Jamski realises I'm entering the competition. That bugger will steal them at the fair and claim them as his own. Oh bloody hell. I'm out of flour. And the damned windmill will be freezing cold this time of night."

GhengisFarb went out into the cold barefoot with only a duffel coat to keep his warmth. It started to rain, and he could see nothing for the precipitation hanging in the air. As he battled to keep his field of vision clear, he ran into something.

"I have to tell dad to keep his rakes off the road at this time of night"

Unfortunately, it wasn't a rake. Vovan was tied to the tree, with two bullet holes in his head.

	02-03-2004 08:51									#92
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Someone's trying to frame Guynemer. Clearly, he wouldn't be sos stupid to kill me. I'm guessing it's either his or my brother! Vlad is the killer.

	02-03-2004 09:35									#93
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Actually, I'm sticking by my earlier pick; sadly, the killer is my brother, Jonny.

	02-03-2004 10:15									#94
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Now, why would I kill my own son? The killer is most certainly my brother Guynemer. He certainly would have been angry at his nephew Vovan, since Vovan had named Guynemer as the killer at the last town meeting. So, in order to protect himself from his family, fearing that they know his true identity, he plans to kill them all, starting with Vovan! He must be stopped before he kills Vlad and me too!

	02-03-2004 11:07									#95
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I'm sticking to my previous pick; the killer is ADG. Thankfully he isn't my brother.

	02-03-2004 11:18									#96
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I'll go with ADG, since he was close to getting hung on day 1.

ACK!

	02-03-2004 14:49									#97
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Frozzy:

quote: Vovan was tied to the tree, with two bullet holes in his head.

Yes but was he dead?

Why two bullet holes?

	02-03-2004 14:53									#98
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quote: But will Jam want to tie it?

Yes... sorry - I formatted my HD yesterday. Otherwise I would have tried to save you Spikie. Honest.

I vote Hercules this round becuase he ALWAYS stays alive so long.

-Jam

	02-03-2004 14:58									#99
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Did you intentionally format it?

quote: Originally posted by Hercules Why two bullet holes?

Because vovan was wearing glasses, and the killer is a sadist bully.

	02-03-2004 15:02									#100
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quote: Did you intentionally format it?

Actually, my hand slipped in DOS and I typed "format c:" then I sneezed and pressed "j" then "enter" Yes, it was intentional
And now my baby runs sweeeeeeet

-Jam

	02-03-2004 15:04									#101
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quote: Originally posted by Jamski Yes... sorry - I formatted my HD yesterday. Otherwise I would have tried to save you Spikie. Honest. -Jam

The merchant Jamski wanders through the swathes of dead bodies on Redmore plain. He sees the crown of Richard III lying, muddy, on the ground.

"So, does anyone want a horse then?"

	02-03-2004 15:07									#102
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Redmore Plain?

Bosworth Field, surely!

	02-03-2004 15:07									#103
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Henry didn't need that old nag, anyway

-Jam

	02-03-2004 15:09									#104
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ADG Did it .... again !!!!

	02-03-2004 15:10									#105
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Bosworth is a town on the Redmore plain.

-Jam

	02-03-2004 15:10									#106
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Could this have been a William Tell circus trick that went terribly wrong.

Hercules tries to put the best interpretation on things.

'Ah well must roll out the prize barrel of Sprouting Goose as the prize for the County Cook-Off competition'

	02-03-2004 15:32									#107
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My precious tree! Rasputin made vovan bleed all over my tree! Curses!

	02-03-2004 15:34									#108
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quote: Originally posted by duke o' york Redmore Plain? Bosworth Field, surely!

You are correct. As was I.

	02-03-2004 15:55									#109
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I'm better at literature than I am at geography.

Stands to reason that Jamski wouldn't get too close to the action, remaining safely in the nearest town.

	02-03-2004 16:04									#110
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JAmski:

You ungrateful land owner. After all those goldfish I gave you.

I vote Jamski this round. One less free beer for Jamski during Happy hour

	02-03-2004 16:50									#111
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The threat of death is not much, but giving him less beer.

	02-03-2004 17:03									#112
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Maybe Vovan tied himself to the tree and someone shot him thinking he was a big turkey roosting for the night?

	02-03-2004 17:19									#113
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Maybe he'd met a mad German on the internet who had advertised for someone willing to be tied to a tree and then shot.......

	02-03-2004 17:23									#114
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Does he still have his... on second thoughts I won't even mention that.

	02-03-2004 17:51									#115
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Skanky:

quote: Does he still have his..

Crackerjack pencil?

No it was chopped up for firewood.


Hey you don't think the tree is a significant clue do you?

	02-03-2004 18:06									#116
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Hercules it is...

	02-03-2004 18:32									#117
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Well jon miller voted for me in the first round, so I'll return the favor this round.

	02-03-2004 18:36									#118
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Rasputin

JM

	02-03-2004 19:04									#119
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Hercules, rhymes with "tied to trees"

Its a clue, alright

-Jam