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Illuminatus
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Salvaging Unity Fusion Core
Jul 2003
time: 06:34
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Originally posted by Obstructor
Functions and Cyborgs, I now have indisputable evidence that our most recent member and formet Hive member, moreover founder of Hive, is planning to coup our government.
A horrifying picture of the accused
What accussed was unaware of, was the fact that every person that is assimilated into consciousness immediately shares all its knowledge with the rest of collective. His plans were devious, insidious, evil, crooked, wicked, diabolical, dark, treacherous and full of spam.
As soon as I, your Prime Function found out, I took steps to stop him before his plan to enslave CPU takes place. Accused realised this and attempted to isolate me from the rest of consciouness by remotely disconnecting my implants from my biological part, thus leaving me vulnerable to his evil head detaching sheep.
Me freezed in horror when my implants started to detach
But luckly I overcome it and restrained Jamski. I started to question him, to make a public confession, but of no avail. Then I had an excellent idea.
Jamski has a cat:
By threatning to put his cat into our experimental CyberCat program,
Our experimental CyberCat program:
I managed to get a confession:
audio recording of confession
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Originally posted by Obstructor
So what is the verdict?
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Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
Da
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Originally posted by laurentius
*laurentius nods
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Originally posted by Ouro_827
We already prejudged came upon a fair and impartial verdict for him of guilty! It is now time to procede with the lynching!
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Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
Lynching - The Logical Choice(TM)
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Do we get to form a horde though? Hordes are fun.
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Originally posted by GeoModder
* GeoModder joins the communal horde...
But what are we gonna do? Having fun somehow?
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Originally posted by Obstructor
Join the horde!  We still must figure out what will be the sentence!
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Originally posted by Jamski
I already got off free in 3 trials in the Hive. Justice holds no fear for me any more
-Jam
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Originally posted by Obstructor
We are not the Hive!
I judge you to eternal spamming! This court session is over !
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Originally posted by Jamski
Noooooooo! Not eternal spamming!
Please! Anything but that!
* Jamski begs for mercy *
-Jam
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Originally posted by Obstructor
* obstructor laughs diabolicaly 
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Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
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Originally posted by obstructor
We are not the Hive!
I judge you to eternal spamming! This court session is over ! |
The people are SHOCKED!
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Originally posted by GeoModder
I'm not, seems a perfect sentence to me (and a very usefull one, actually).
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Harsh, but fair. 
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Originally posted by GeoModder
Hereby a quorum of CyCon members has approved of this verdict, the Second Function, the Military Affairs Function, Ambassador Skanky and the Prime Function were in favor.
May I request the Prime Function to pass this verdict to the Information Function so he can publicly announce it in the main forum?
Perhaps the Hive will show more leniency to our ill-fated faction when they learn about our throughly efficient judge system... 
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And this is how the first trial of Jamski ended. The second one is starting tonight for the following charges: burning down Temple of Tassadar, then taking a p*** on it and spamming Prime Function with PMs titled like: "RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: CPU chatroom ". Also creating meaningless posts, and rising ppd count of CPU members.
Last edited by Illuminatus on 13-04-2004 at 18:52
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13-04-2004 17:07
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