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Agathon is offline Agathon
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Leafs 4TW!! - CPA
Dec 2002
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Confusing us with New Zealand again.


Hardly.

Australians smell, molest farm animals and cheat at cricket.

New Zealanders conquer mountains, split atoms, give women the vote first, win Oscars and lose at cricket.

Only an Australian could confuse the two.

mrmitchell is offline mrmitchell
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Sep 2002
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It would be tremendously funny if someone made a joke about sheep.

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Jan 1970
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There's 6 sheep for every New Zealand man, which is why you have harems.

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An Englishman was walking in the outback. He saw an Australian man furiously ravishing a ewe.

"Excuse me, sir", said the Englishman, "Shouldn't you be shearing that sheep?"

Replied the Australian, "I ain't sheerin' this sheep with no bastard!!"

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Mar 2001
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Security camera screenshot of a pig pen.

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Sep 2002
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Pills on a table.

(This was my first thought when I first saw it )

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How could I possibly not have a Mozambican flag, I mean, what other country has an AK-47 on their flag?
Jul 2003
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A collage of sheep grazing on a pasture, buildings on an army base, and US dollars.

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Cupertino?
Aug 1999
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Did this whole Apolyton Plus thing get revealed as an April Fool's joke yet?

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Apr 2003
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It's not an April Fool's joke silly. Look at my avartar.

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Jun 2001
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Same here...


And even if it were an Aprils joke, it came 1 day early

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Prifysgol Caerdydd
Dec 1999
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quote:
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Same here...

And even if it were an Aprils joke, it came 1 day early


That's just to throw you off the scent...

Spiffor is offline Spiffor
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CPA - Evil Clone brigade
Nov 2001
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MUAHAHAHAHA! Fear the avatar that will be Madrid's doom!

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Macedonia, Greece
Jan 1970
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so far

you've got the sheep and the security monitor right

there is no markg in the pic

you dont have the location right(buildings)

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Macedonia, Greece
Jan 1970
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oops just saw POTUS' message. he got the army base right! but not the collage

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Khoon Ki Pyasi Dayan (1988)
Nov 2000
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Securitycamerasheeparmybase.

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Aug 1999
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yes - just part of Mark's self humiliation of serving in the Greek army. He has posted the security camera picture of the sheep his base is guarding.

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Republic of Flanders
Sep 2001
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What do you mean..guarding????

The're bloody attacking, that's what they're doing. If you look closely you can see Mark and his mates running away...

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What do you mean..guarding????

The're bloody attacking, that's what they're doing. If you look closely you can see Mark and his mates running away...


Next you'll be telling me the sheep are actually marauding Macedonians (er, I mean FYROMs) in sheep's clothing.

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May 1999
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it is a picture of a security montior with four cameras views, the first pointing at a pasture of sheep, the others pointing at buildings on an army base

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Jan 2004
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I knew it.. sheeps at barracks.

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quote:
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It would be tremendously funny if someone made a joke about sheep.


You asked for it...

What's the ideal gift for a lonely shepherd?

Velcro gloves.

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A Magical Moment...
Jan 2004
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Why there is a red sheep in the whole herd?

One of female elephants from a neighboring herd needed a tampon.

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Bologna
Aug 2002
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It's a picture of Croatia's industrial system

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The photo is taken looking from the end of a brick wall. The wall in on the far right. Farm scene, with house lower center Tractor is to the right of the house, with a small water body behind it. Behind the water and house are sheep on a hill. Beyond the hill are three barns their orientation is longways from front to back toward the camera. The box on the lower left is just to block identifying info appearing on the camera (Date, etc.)

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Lisboa, Portugal
Jun 2000
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so far

you've got the sheep and the security monitor right

there is no markg in the pic

you dont have the location right(buildings)


The sheep are by a river.

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Alaska
Feb 2004
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It is an army base security picture of sheep.... that are used for nerve gas testing...

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Mar 1999
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Got spare money?

Lot of effort being expended here merely to save $1.50.

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Aug 2001
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But think of all the +1s they...

Hmmm, lots of effort being wasted in the wrong forum.

Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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Panmunjon, hands up!
Jan 1970
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wait minute - isn't that the photo from Apolyton's satellite where MarkG first discovered wmd evidence in Iraq?

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It's housing of Marsian civilization covered by USA flag

 
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