05-04-2004 14:01									#31
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Poor clueless Spikie.

I'll wait and see if any clues are posted before making my vote. At least the precious whiskey is safe now.

	05-04-2004 14:45									#32
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The whiskey is there as a reward for me

-Jam

	05-04-2004 14:50									#33
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So are you actually a character in this one again? Or did the JM thing make you rethink that idea?
* Skanky Burns pours a whiskey for Jam.
* Skanky Burns gets bored of waiting for Jam to arrive and downs it himself.

	05-04-2004 14:53									#34
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Well, I was thinking of making myself the ship's computer, but I thought it would confuse Jon too much, so I let Holly have that role

-Jam

	05-04-2004 15:04									#35
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I just noticed the full title of the thread.

	05-04-2004 15:05									#36
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How ya gonna drink me scotch den?

	05-04-2004 15:17									#37
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quote: I'll wait and see if any clues are posted before making my vote.

Indeed. Sadistic heads of security can't have too many friends, so there are probably lots of people with a motive, too.

	05-04-2004 15:41									#38
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Whatever happened to bolding the name of the victim in the story?

I got a clue:

quote: MAFIA - a clue Whatever was used to age Tuberski 5,000 years had two interesting qualities - it must have been a delayed action, and Tuberski must have failed to notice it being "applied"... -Jam

	05-04-2004 15:41									#39
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quote: I just noticed the full title of the thread.

* Jamski takes a bow as winner of the "Bad Pun Thread Title Award 2004" *

quote: How ya gonna drink me scotch den?

Wrong accent, you're played by Whoopi Goldberg

-Jam

	05-04-2004 16:15									#40
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quote: MAFIA - a clue The officers on the ASS Apolyton are paid three times as much as the enlisted men, and they get more holidays. -Jam

As Intelligence Officer, I have absolutely no ****ing idea whatsoever to make of that.

However, given the nature of Tuberski's demise, I suspect our good Doctor.

	05-04-2004 16:22									#41
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Somebody offed Tuberski? There must be a higher power! My pleas have been answered.

Whoever he is, I don't want to kill him, I want to worship the floor he walked on!

	05-04-2004 16:44									#42
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quote: Originally posted by Guynemer quote: MAFIA - a clue The officers on the ASS Apolyton are paid three times as much as the enlisted men, and they get more holidays. -Jam As Intelligence Officer ... I suspect our good Doctor.

Oh yes, very intelligent. Someone dies a mysterious death and you want to throw our only doctor out an airlock.

	05-04-2004 17:07									#43
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It looks like officers might be out of suspicion according to that last clue. It's going to be tough one...

	05-04-2004 17:08									#44
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns * Skanky Burns slips some "compound 43" into GJRamsey's drink. It beats the detection algorithms every time.

	05-04-2004 17:15									#45
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Is there anyone on this crew that is not an officer? and, of course, I mean anyone else besides me??

	05-04-2004 17:23									#46
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quote: Originally posted by Jamski Wrong accent, you're played by Whoopi Goldberg -Jam

Don't. I'm not sure I can take Skanky saying blatantly obvious 'wise' things as if he's said the deepest comment ever made.

	05-04-2004 17:24									#47
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Well, the clue that GF got seems to say that the "poisoner" is somebody Tuberski trusted, which means that's not one of us enlisted man, since Tuberski doesn't trust us at all.

Still, he's my hero

	05-04-2004 17:36									#48
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Hmmm, I run the officers bar. I don't know if that makes me an officer or not. I assume not.

Good write up Jamski. A nice twist.

	05-04-2004 17:40									#49
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Heah It's good to be Captain. But all my best lines tend to get taken. Phasers on stun.

Anyhow, Zopp does my bum look big in this? Say it is not as big as General Ludd's.

That 'aging' thing wasn't that a feature in the old Vampire holomovies. When the sun's rays fell on the vamp.

Was it something Tuber ate or had injected into him unwittingly, like a mini tranquilising dart or was it rubbed on him

So was Tuber already 5,000 years old but well maintained by blood infusions and did the lighting in Skanky's bar trigger the malign application.

Beam me up a scotch.

	05-04-2004 17:47									#50
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Btw, toilet duty? I thought we didn't go to the toilet any longer. It's a scifi show for chrissakes. I don't even think we have a toilet onboard.

quote: Is there anyone on this crew that is not an officer?

The red shirts, of course!

	05-04-2004 17:54									#51
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Well, rah is the "Entertainment Officer."

I am an enlisted man, so's Skanky, ADG, Zop, and Frozzy.

	05-04-2004 18:14									#52
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Actually there's about a 50/50 split between officers and men.

(Not counting the redshirts)

quote: I'm not sure I can take Skanky saying blatantly obvious 'wise' things as if he's said the deepest comment ever made.

Oh, I thought you usually coped ok

-Jam

	05-04-2004 18:17									#53
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And GJRamsey, Kassi, Ghengis, Spiffor, FlameFlash and Mart7x5 are all non-officers

-Jam

	05-04-2004 18:20									#54
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quote: And GJRamsey, Kassi, Ghengis, Spiffor, FlameFlash and Mart7x5 are all non-officers

What?! I would expect a pilot to be at least a junior grade lieutenant. Or maybe I'm a cadet if I'm so young? Shuttle pilots become helmsmen when they rake up experience, right?

	05-04-2004 18:25									#55
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quote: Originally posted by Hercules That 'aging' thing wasn't that a feature in the old Vampire holomovies. When the sun's rays fell on the vamp.

In the original series there was an episode about a virus that aged the command crew very quickly.

	05-04-2004 18:33									#56
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Consider that in the history of many worlds, there have always been disposable creatures. They do the dirty work.


Its the most relevant quote of hers I could find.

	05-04-2004 18:40									#57
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quote: Originally posted by rah In the original series there was an episode about a virus that aged the command crew very quickly.

Was it catching ? I mean did Tuber spread it by breathing on Skanky for instance. One thing I am sticking with the officers bar for now.

Does my tum look big in this?

Captain Hercules shows off new designer skintight uniform.

	05-04-2004 19:20									#58
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Doc didn't want to help Tuber....why...did he know more? Did he know there anything to bee done?

Doc

	05-04-2004 19:20									#59
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All this discussion, and no votes.

Odd.

VERY odd.

Hasn't a docpile usually started by now? Or are you all suddenly taking this seriously, as a real matter of life and death should be taken?

[edit]crosspost with alva... a vote was spotted[/edit]

-Jam

	05-04-2004 19:25									#60
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Who could super-age Tuber without him noticing?

Doc seems logical, but then poor Doc always gets killed off by the 'crew' early on, it seems... then again, it'd be just like Jam to make him a mafia this time around too...



Thus far there have been two votes for Doc... I'm not a third, just thinking out loud...