12-05-2004 06:30									#331
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Private Forum sounds soooo..... wooosy. Howza 'bout Battle Camp?

	12-05-2004 07:11									#332
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Morgan Industries would be happy to suggest that you call it "Barracks" for 20 ECs

	12-05-2004 10:06									#333
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Fine send us 20 ECs.

	12-05-2004 10:11									#334
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We at Morgan Industries understand the pitiful state of Spartan education When we said "for 20 ECs", we meant that you send US 20 ECs.
For that bit of advice, please send us 20 more ECs.

We also have a brand new version of the MorganLink Education Pack (rated 5/5 by MorganLink Magazine) normally costing 300 ECs but can be yours for a special discounted price of 2 uebereasy payments of 200 ECs

	12-05-2004 13:24									#335
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Spartans have forgotten their private forums.

	12-05-2004 13:33									#336
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They're already marching to... checking mapinfo... Yes, it is revealed, Goran's Brothel, first founded base of the mighty Gaian reproduction centres.

	12-05-2004 13:52									#337
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*coughing
*snorting

Oh, hi! Oooo, pretty clothes you got there. Are you the.... mmmm....

*takes out a scrap of paper
*pushes his glasses back onto the top of his nose
*squints at the paper

I can't make out this... oop!

*giggling

It's upside down!

*giggling
*snorting

Spar? Oh Spartans! Are you all Spartans? You know where are they? My mommy told me they would make a real man out of me...

*squeals in fright

OH! OH!

*panting
*giggling nervously

I forgot all about that, shadows are so scary! Ahem, ok, where are the Spartans? I need to make my mommy proud of me.

	12-05-2004 13:57									#338
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quote: Originally posted by GeoModder They're already marching to... checking mapinfo... Yes, it is revealed, Goran's Brothel, first founded base of the mighty Gaian reproduction centres.

I see you have been inhaling fungus again. Don`t Angels know any better? We would certainly never call any base a brothel.

	12-05-2004 14:00									#339
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Codenames are must to use in the espionage business.

	12-05-2004 14:04									#340
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This is what happened last time Spartans attacked Gaians:

	12-05-2004 14:41									#341
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quote: Originally posted by obstructor This is what happened last time Spartans attacked Gaians:

I see that the Spartans own the battlefield since they have placed their Nano-containers.

Look at the faction flag on the containers

	12-05-2004 14:57									#342
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Notice whose (admittedly rather rugged) flag is the only one left standing

Also notice our clever containers taking full advantage of Gaian remains - they shouldn't be complaining, recycling has never been as efficient.

	12-05-2004 18:51									#343
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quote: Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar We at Morgan Industries understand the pitiful state of Spartan education When we said "for 20 ECs", we meant that you send US 20 ECs. For that bit of advice, please send us 20 more ECs. We also have a brand new version of the MorganLink Education Pack (rated 5/5 by MorganLink Magazine) normally costing 300 ECs but can be yours for a special discounted price of 2 uebereasy payments of 200 ECs

Bahh!!! Bill Gates wannabe's. We'll take your 20 credits plus the interest you owe us for 'protecting' you.

Now give us the milk money you owe us before we have to bloody your little nerd noses.

	12-05-2004 19:06									#344
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quote: Originally posted by Barinthus

Welcome to the Spartan Federation, Barinthus. Even though it looks like it'll be a tough job, we will make your mommy proud of you. Even more important, we will make your faction proud of you! If you want to access our private forum Barracks, please PM me or any other Spartan for the password.

	12-05-2004 22:33									#345
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quote: Originally posted by GeoModder I see that the Spartans own the battlefield since they have placed their Nano-containers. Look at the faction flag on the containers

It can`t be seen on this photo. But it is Gaian. We took the liberty to recycle Spartan remains, so they do not polute the planet even when they are dead. Tough guys decompose slowly

	12-05-2004 23:06									#346
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quote: Originally posted by Ogie Oglethorpe Bahh!!! Bill Gates wannabe's. We'll take your 20 credits plus the interest you owe us for 'protecting' you. Now give us the milk money you owe us before we have to bloody your little nerd noses.

Again you make it apparent to the world the failings of the Spartan education system.
You forget we are Morgan, not University.
However, for 50 ECs, we can give you a detailed atlas of Planet (It was rated 5/5 on MorganLink Magazine)

	13-05-2004 00:18									#347
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Spartans live for education. Phys Ed. (Ahh the days of dodgeball with shards of glass)

Now please take your Morgansoft trained lilly white pansy hands and reach towards your commlink and wire us the credits you owe us else we have no idea what type of accident might happen.

	13-05-2004 01:11									#348
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Ah, yes. Dodgeball with shards of glass

Another innovative product from ToysRMorgan

	13-05-2004 04:01									#349
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I have to say, even a Spartan can learn. He is actually starting to demand bribes from the Morgans politely.

And for Tassadar, is there something that isn't rated 5/5 on Morganlink Magazine?

	13-05-2004 04:26									#350
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quote: Originally posted by Maniac If you want to access our private forum Barracks, please PM me or any other Spartan for the password.

We have a private forum? Can someone PM the details to me, or have I missed something?

	13-05-2004 04:27									#351
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quote: Originally posted by GeoModder And for Tassadar, is there something that isn't rated 5/5 on Morganlink Magazine?

The Spartan Education System got a 0/5 from Morganlink Magazine

	13-05-2004 05:25									#352
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quote: Originally posted by Drogue or have I missed something?

http://www.apolyton.com/forums/show...641#post2920641
http://www.apolyton.com/forums/show...351#post2921351

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	13-05-2004 12:39									#353
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quote: Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar The Spartan Education System got a 0/5 from Morganlink Magazine

Yeah, and we all know how could capitalists are at rating education

EDIT: Forgot to mention. Gratuitous Insult Rights are another ten ECs per word. That'll be 100 additional ECs, or you may find the flags over your bases mysteriously change overnight.

	13-05-2004 12:57									#354
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quote: Originally posted by GeneralTacticus Yeah, and we all know how could capitalists are at rating education

You forgot to end that sentence with a period!

quote: EDIT: Forgot to mention. Gratuitous Insult Rights are another ten ECs per word. That'll be 100 additional ECs, or you may find the flags over your bases mysteriously change overnight.

No, I did not replace the flag of Morgan with the red flag!Such accusations are baseless and serve only to undermine the good of all people!

	13-05-2004 13:02									#355
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quote: You forgot to end that sentence with a period!

That was quite deliberate. Now, please cease drooling over the results of your latest currency swap and hand over the money. We wouldn't want any... unpleasantness... now, would we?

quote: No, I did not replace the flag of Morgan with the red flag!Such accusations are baseless and serve only to undermine the good of all people!

Wrong flag, I'm afraid. Try again.

Hint: it's hexagonal, and has a black arrow on it, and was put there by a large armoured column shortly after they finished stomping Morganite mercenary defences' heads into the pavement.

	13-05-2004 14:22									#356
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* Illuminatus wonders who will win: a capitalist communist ( ) or an uneducated bully

	13-05-2004 14:30									#357
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Neither. It'll be me

	13-05-2004 14:34									#358
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Don`t you have any education in Sparta? I concur with grade Morganlink Magazine gave to your education system.

	13-05-2004 14:37									#359
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Of coruse we do. Military history, how to calculate artillery trajectories, pressure points on the human nervous system, firearm maintenance, strategy & tactics, how to be as fit as possible... everything any Spartan will ever need.

	13-05-2004 14:43									#360
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No wonder your industry is lacking, there simply are no engineers or factory workers with this dedicated schooling system within your faction.