05-05-2004 07:46									#61
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Diss, its my dream to circle jerk on some bonny lasses face! why wasnt i born later?

	05-05-2004 07:47									#62
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Oh yeah, I remember one college roommate kept asking me to do that with him - I refused. He was a closet alto.

One other roommate told me about this cookie game. Basically they put a cookie on the floor and have four guys **** off onto it. The last person to 'spray' has to eat the cookie and stuff piled on it.

	05-05-2004 07:48									#63
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see, why the **** would i want to do that? now change it to some pretty girl who is willing and ready to get on her knees and recieve several protien boosts...then we might talk.

	05-05-2004 07:52									#64
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This thread has gotten positively disgusting.

	05-05-2004 07:59									#65
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boris, you know me, asher, starchild need a fourth for the mr fun ukkakebay...

	05-05-2004 07:59									#66
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I heard about this game called "smiles" when I was in the navy. It was a game played in the philappines. I can't remember the exact rules though. I can't remember what you had to do if you lost.

	05-05-2004 08:10									#67
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Do you remeber if it existed?

	05-05-2004 09:36									#68
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yes

of course it could just be stories, and not true. But a lot of crazy stuff happened in the philappines, so it wouldn't surprise me if it was true.

	05-05-2004 10:35									#69
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This thread is fricking hillarious. Esp. the 'insights' from Barinthus and MRT. fricking amazing.

	05-05-2004 10:35									#70
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quote: Originally posted by Barinthus One other roommate told me about this cookie game. Basically they put a cookie on the floor and have four guys **** off onto it. The last person to 'spray' has to eat the cookie and stuff piled on it.

cookie wookie!!!11!! yes, thats what i meant by when i said, here have a cookie.

its not a game u play for fun. its a pledge procedure.

	05-05-2004 10:37									#71
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u guys are waaay too homophobe i think.

Question: Would u guys bang a hot girl with another guy? or would you be like "eww ill pass on this chance of a lifetime to bang this gorgeous lookin chick because i cant bear to see another man naked!!!11"

has anyone tried effiel tower?

	05-05-2004 10:45									#72
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one question at a time, please.

WAIT, WHAT IS 'EIFFEL TOWER'?

	05-05-2004 10:48									#73
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when u and ur buddy pickup a skank, one of you do her doggy style and other recieves an oral.

you give each other a high five over her. forming an "A"

effiel tower! alright!

	05-05-2004 10:51									#74
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quote: when u and ur buddy pickup a skank, one of you do her doggy style and other recieves an oral.

Why didn't you just say "when you're spit-roasting a skank"?

	05-05-2004 10:52									#75
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You people....

This thread needs to be closed

	05-05-2004 10:54									#76
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spit roasting is a variant.

in order for it to be effiel tower u must smile like a moron and give each other high five.

	05-05-2004 10:55									#77
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Actually I am not sure. not something that attracts me when I think about it.

	05-05-2004 10:56									#78
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quote: in order for it to be effiel tower u must smile like a moron and give each other high five.

That's just a variant of your basic, run-of-the-mill spitroast, isn't it?

	05-05-2004 10:58									#79
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well there isnt exactly a commitee for standardizing and name convention for obscene sexual behaviors.

look at dirty sanchez. and just how many variants of it are there.... or donkey punch... etc.

(i will not describe dirty sanchez. that prolly will get the thread closed)

	05-05-2004 11:00									#80
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quote: well there isnt exactly a commitee for standardizing and name convention for obscene sexual behaviors.

Well, there should be.

quote: (i will not describe dirty sanchez. that prolly will get the thread closed)

We know what it is. We also know that it is vastly inferior to the Poo Manchu.

	05-05-2004 11:04									#81
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten [q]Poo Manchu.

lol! I prefer the european variant of "Heil hitler" the best!

can anyone confirm if donkey punch is true? i have yet to meet a person whos that sick **** to try it!

	05-05-2004 11:04									#82
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This thread has ventured deep into banland, it seems.

	05-05-2004 11:06									#83
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quote: Originally posted by Azazel This thread has ventured deep into banland, it seems.

yea this is like totally college things. im gueesin older and more mature aka boring ppl would not appreciate this kind of humor.

	05-05-2004 11:09									#84
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I am at college. Just in the wrong kind of college.

	05-05-2004 11:11									#85
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quote: Originally posted by Zero u guys are waaay too homophobe i think. Question: Would u guys bang a hot girl with another guy? or would you be like "eww ill pass on this chance of a lifetime to bang this gorgeous lookin chick because i cant bear to see another man naked!!!11" has anyone tried effiel tower?

It would depend how well hung he is.

	05-05-2004 11:12									#86
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I'm not in college anymore, but I still find this hilarious.

	05-05-2004 11:12									#87
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten quote: well there isnt exactly a commitee for standardizing and name convention for obscene sexual behaviors. Well, there should be. quote: (i will not describe dirty sanchez. that prolly will get the thread closed) We know what it is. We also know that it is vastly inferior to the Poo Manchu.

I don't know what it is. I haven't been keeping up on the dirty names since I left the navy.

I live in a very conservative place where sex is never talked about

	05-05-2004 11:17									#88
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Yes, we all know what they are, and yes, they are disgusting.

Back on topic, it just sounds like your friends haven't finished puberty. They need to get laid and enter manhood.

	05-05-2004 15:19									#89
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quote: Originally posted by Zero its not a game u play for fun. its a pledge procedure.

Well according to my roommate it was for fun. But it could be for pledging and he's not telling. However if my fraternity wanted me to do that, I'd have quit in a split second. I've done a lot things and I'm very open mind but I do have my limitations.

quote: well there isnt exactly a commitee for standardizing and name convention for obscene sexual behaviors.

Wait, I thought the French had one? A ministry even?

quote: I live in a very conservative place where sex is never talked about

Dissident, you live in Las Vegas where all of legal prostitutes are and the place's literally dripping with sex (I refer you all to HBO's Taxi Confessions: Las Vegas Edition)... I'm scared to find out what you consider a liberal place Unless you stick to that Mormon neighborhood and avoid the Strip which would have made sense

	05-05-2004 15:27									#90
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I think I need to get me a new set of contacts. I read the name of the thread as "Single malt culture - gay or nay?" and thought; what the ****!?! There's nothing gay about my Laphroaig!