12-05-2004 03:43									#61
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quote: Originally posted by Lorizael Labels are funny. The person is hot. All that matters to me.

does the way her/his genitals look matter? I mean, they can't look normal, either way

	12-05-2004 03:44									#62
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quote: I am just ****ing with you Imran. I don't think you're really gay.

Then why are you ****ing with me

	12-05-2004 03:50									#64
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How many closets can you fit into an OT forum?

I'd just like to inform you that what you all secretly wish to do is against the Law of God and Nature.

	12-05-2004 03:52									#65
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says Mr. "any touching of other men is gay". 'fraid you'll cave in to your secret urges?

	12-05-2004 03:56									#66
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no, waifish asians are not my type

	12-05-2004 03:59									#67
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quote: says Mr. "any touching of other men is gay". 'fraid you'll cave in to your secret urges?

I'm the man who said he doesn't like being touched by other people period. That has nothing to do with gayness.

I'm the guy who thinks that men wearing jewellery or bright clothes, and drinking alcopops is gay.

Please get my reactionary social attitudes correct.

	12-05-2004 04:00									#68
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quote: I'm the guy who thinks that men wearing jewellery or bright clothes, and drinking alcopops is gay.

Genderist!

	12-05-2004 04:03									#69
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I can't help it if North American men are wimps, can't hold their beer (even the horse piss you wrongly label "beer"), dress and act effeminately, and couldn't shear a sheep to save their lives.

	12-05-2004 04:04									#70
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quote: I'm the man who said he doesn't like being touched by other people period. That has nothing to do with gayness.

You said that NA men are all gay because they touch each over too often.

oh, and:

quote: I'm the guy who thinks that men wearing jewellery or bright clothes, and drinking alcopops is gay.

You've been stuck on a little island ( actually, two islands ) in the pacific for far too long, my friend.

	12-05-2004 04:07									#71
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I agree re: jewellery and alcopops. Touching and bright clothes aren't necessarily gay though. It depends on the severety IMO.

	12-05-2004 04:07									#72
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Exactly, Az... especially considering that's from sheep-******** capital of the world .

And, apparently he didn't learn from the US beer thread (ie, we're better than New Zealand slop).

	12-05-2004 04:12									#74
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui Exactly, Az... especially considering that's from sheep-******** capital of the world . And, apparently he didn't learn from the US beer thread (ie, we're better than New Zealand slop).

Don't confuse us with the Australians, they're the sheep rooters.

I don't understand the last sentence "US Beer" is a contradiction in terms. Everyone else laughs at your malty water.


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	12-05-2004 04:13									#75
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quote: Originally posted by Gangerolf I agree re: jewellery and alcopops. Touching and bright clothes aren't necessarily gay though. It depends on the severety IMO.

Let's say it's a lot worse in New York than Invercargill.

	12-05-2004 04:14									#76
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quote: Don't confuse us with the Australians, they're the sheep rooters.

No, it's the Kiwis. Sheep shagger central.

quote: I don't understand the last sentence "US Beer" is a contradiction in terms. Everyone else laughs at your malty water.

Nice to know how ignorant they are. Especially since in beer contests US beers fare VERY well. American microbrews are better than any other beers except, perhaps, German.

	12-05-2004 04:19									#77
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Doesn't Trajanus' picture look like Dana Carvey in drag?

	12-05-2004 04:20									#78
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I've never tasted an American beer I could taste.

Face it, you're all a bunch of girly, gossiping ballet dancers who spend all day touching each other to get your repressed thrills and watching girly games like "American" Football, where the sissies have to wear full body armour to do what our rugby and league players do in plain old shirts. Not to mention baseball where you get all riled up if someone hits the batter with that silly little piece of cotton wool you call a ball. We play cricket mate, which uses a small cannonball and in which you are allowed to aim at the batter (especially his head) with no penalty.

	12-05-2004 04:34									#79
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quote: I've never tasted an American beer I could taste.

* Kuciwalker wonders if this was on purpose...

	12-05-2004 04:36									#80
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon Face it, you're all a bunch of girly, gossiping ballet dancers who spend all day touching each other to get your repressed thrills and watching girly games like "American" Football, where the sissies have to wear full body armour to do what our rugby and league players do in plain old shirts. Not to mention baseball where you get all riled up if someone hits the batter with that silly little piece of cotton wool you call a ball. We play cricket mate, which uses a small cannonball and in which you are allowed to aim at the batter (especially his head) with no penalty.

Don't project your fantasties into the thread.

btw, the body armor allows the atheletes to actually HIT each other, hard, while your rubgy 'players' are all swishing about the field trying not to get hurt. And don't get me started on cricket. vs. baseball? Please. How fast can they throw their pitches? 40, maybe 50 mph? Try 100 mph, sissy boy, if they ever stop throwing the ball like girls in the 1st place.

And everyone knows that "a night of kiwi romance" involves sheep somewhere down the line.

	12-05-2004 04:43									#81
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Cricket balls are often thrown at 90+mph speeds. Its a lot easier to do when you get a running start.

	12-05-2004 04:43									#82
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quote: Originally posted by Theben btw, the body armor allows the atheletes to actually HIT each other, hard, while your rubgy 'players' are all swishing about the field trying not to get hurt.

I take it you've never watched or played a game or rugby or league. The NFL is a little girls' league.

quote: And don't get me started on cricket. vs. baseball? Please. How fast can they throw their pitches? 40, maybe 50 mph? Try 100 mph, sissy boy, if they ever stop throwing the ball like girls in the 1st place.

Try 90mph for the average fast bowler. The world record is over 100mph. But a baseball is a girly little thing compared to a cricket ball. And you are allowed to aim at the batsman with no penalty. There's simply no comparison. Baseball is basically a version of "rounders" which is a schoolgirls' game. Men play cricket.

quote: And everyone knows that "a night of kiwi romance" involves sheep somewhere down the line.

Get it right.

An average night of kiwi romance involves a visit to a pub, a dozen pints and a quickie in a hedge with an unattractive women.

	12-05-2004 04:51									#83
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They still throw underhand like girls. Nuff said.

	12-05-2004 04:53									#84
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quote: Originally posted by Theben btw, the body armor allows the atheletes to actually HIT each other, hard, while your rubgy 'players' are all swishing about the field trying not to get hurt.

American football doesn't allow the players to get hurt with all that armour! So what's the use of hitting eachother hard

Besides in a game of American football the play is halted by the referee every 20 seconds
Rugby is the real thing for sure

(though the really real thing is plain football )

	12-05-2004 04:59									#85
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quote: Originally posted by Theben They still throw underhand like girls. Nuff said.

Only the Australians (when they want to cheat).

Have you ever watched or played cricket?

Here's what a fast bowler does

http://3lib.ukonline.co.uk/cricket/holding1.mpg

	12-05-2004 05:01									#86
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quote: Besides in a game of American football the play is halted by the referee every 20 seconds

Football requires strategy, that's why, while rugby just has a bunch of poofs running around like chickens with their heads cut off.
Football (not soccer) is macho and yet also is a thinking man's game, and appeals to both. Which is why I can understand why you foreigners don't care for it.

	12-05-2004 05:02									#87
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon Have you ever watched or played cricket?

I tried once, for about 20 seconds, then fell asleep from instant boredom.

	12-05-2004 05:09									#88
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I would make out with it. I wouldn't hit it.

	12-05-2004 05:11									#89
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Btw, guys, I recently discovered the perfect way to figure out if a person is gay or not. Find out who they ****. Works every time. Unless they're bi. Stupid bi people. So yah. Large sample sizes. Voyeurism is the way to go!

quote: Originally posted by Gangerolf does the way her/his genitals look matter? I mean, they can't look normal, either way

Good point. But I still base it on hotness. If, once I look down there, I no longer think the person is hot, then that's why I'm not ****ing them.

	12-05-2004 05:17									#90
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quote: American football doesn't allow the players to get hurt with all that armour!

Have you SEEN the injury list in an NFL season? You NEED that armor, or else there would be no one left. Rugby are a bunch of 120 pound pansies running around like idiots. American football is a strategy game which multiple plays and formations. It involves 320 pound players who run ~ 36 meters in 4.5 seconds and 250 pound players who run the same distance in 4.3 seconds. Without pads no one would survive. Face it, there are just better athletes in American football, and it has more strategy.

re: Criket v. Baseball . Yes, let's play a 5 hour game where the bowling is simply the same throw over and over, rather than a 3 hour game where you have a multitude of different pitches that do vastly different things.