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First blood to HORSE!!!
The Horse empire stalls on the power graph as it prepares for another massive wave of expansion. Our love of science drives us to build the Great Library of HORSE. We are also driven to exploration but lose one ship and its peaceloving horsemen as a result of a cowardly attack from the evil Arseholes. How aptly named they are!
<font size=1 face=Arial color=444444>[This message has been edited by Alexander's Horse (edited May 17, 2000).]</font>
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Are you guys going to be around tonight?
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Makeo and Hydey are here but no horse ?
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I'm here - you just can't see me and I'm watching you on icq (he he). I don't think finbar is going to show - he has Italian lessons or something.
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OK... Aussie Friday night at 9pm for continuation of this interesting game 
Be There!!!
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*THE DEITY*
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finbar
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Castiglion Fiorentino, Italy
Jan 1970
time: 06:12
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As reported on CNN Worldwide, P. Costello and his ****hole empire suffered an entirely unprovoked attack at the hands of one A. Horse and his empire. The aforementioned A. Horse landed a diplo and a horseman outside a freshly built and therefore unguarded ****hole city, established an embassy with the diplo, and promptly wiped the city from the face of the map with the horseman.
Later, said A. Horse claimed to have mistaken the ****hole empire for one belonging to a chappie by the name of Makeo. Mmm. Having established an embassy before obliterating the city, he knew the civ had nothing to do with anyone called Makeo. Proving only that said A. Horse speaketh through forked bridle.
Subsequently, the ****hole navy sank a Horse trireme and persuaded one of his horsemen to join a worthier cause. And the best is yet to come.
The ****hole empire did, though, make acquaintance with Mr Makeo. An extraordinary act of generosity towards Mr Makeo on the part of the ****holes proves to Mr Makeo, hopefully, the ****holes' fair intentions.
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finbar
Mono Rules!
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after playing Makeo tonight I think you all might enjoy playing better without me as I am to crap to play you guys 
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Oh c'mon Hydey, the best way to learn is to play with people of the calibre of Deity, finbar and Makeo!!! I know myself, Deity and finbar are about as helpful as anyone to new players. You're on a good wicket here 
As for the Costello news report, more lies. The city in question was named "Black Bean", it was left undefended for 2 turns and our empire happened to be short of that sauce. QED.
<font size=1 face=Arial color=444444>[This message has been edited by Alexander's Horse (edited May 18, 2000).]</font>
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finbar
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Castiglion Fiorentino, Italy
Jan 1970
time: 06:12
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Hey, Hydey, Makeo hammered me mercilessly (like to death in about 200AD, from memory) not long before he disappeared o/s to the delights of the snow bunnies who use z in certain words instead of s. And it wasn't even a duel.
All part of the growth process, my son.
As to the Horse and his forked bridle, the untruths continue relentlessly. The city was called French Bean, not Black Bean. Too lazy or too poor to buy his own, or too lacking in nouse to grow his own, he resorted to snatching other people's. As always, the truth will out, and right will prevail. Well, in the fantasy world of Civ anyway.
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finbar
Mono Rules!
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<font size=1 face=Arial color=444444>[This message has been edited by finbar (edited May 18, 2000).]</font>
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<center><table width=80%><tr><td><font color=000080 face="Verdana" size=2><font size="1">quote:
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</font><font size=1>Originally posted by Makeo on 05-19-2000 12:18 AM</font>
The arseholes have truley shown their friendship towards the Aztec nation and their generosity will not be forgotten.
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Oh well, why don't you just climb right up his bum then. Keep going - I can still see your feet!!!
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Lucky I've got my sunglassess on, otherwise I wouldn't be able to see you up there makky!
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Dammit finbar, my wife was making bedroom eyes to me this morning. She even gave me a hug and said she couldn't wake me last night. AND YOU EXPECT ME TO WAIT FOR YOU UNTIL 9.30???? "ISH"!!!!
Oh! And if I'd realised that city was called French Bean I wouldn't have attacked it. We have plenty of those. Can we be friends now?
<font size=1 face=Arial color=444444>[This message has been edited by Alexander's Horse (edited May 19, 2000).]</font>
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The Horse empire falls behind on the powergraph as we continue our steady expansion. Our peaceloving nature has prevailed over our better judgement and we have made peace with the evil Costello empire. They do not act as friends towards us
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The Greek empire continues its growth despite suffering from terible leadership . Already HYDEY THOR mighty Greek god of thunderous farts has had to change his earthbound leaders 3 times , starting with Hydey the weak who was replaced by Hydey the ****er king who was recently replaced with Hydey the loser. HYDEY THOR hopes that this new leader can lead the Greek people to the greatness they and there allies the Deitians are destined to. 
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The Horse empire has almost completed the colonisation of its vast continent. The evil Chinese attack us for no reason and invite others to join them. Cheeky. The GL serves us well in supplementing our scientific advance in spite of the efforts of other civs to frustrate this. We maintain the largest army in the game. Our population grows rapidly.
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Hydey THOR Greek God of thunderous farts had to once again replace the greek leader as Hydey the Loser was forced to retire hurt. Very hurt indeed after the savageing he recieved from Horse for not using esp to comunicate to Horse that his ISP had given him the flick. New Greek leader HYDEY THE HORSE EATER continued the steady progress of the greek people with new cities formed and mighty armies formed
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You guys going to turn up tonight? I'll be around after 9pm
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The Horse empire groans under the weight of its city numbers but finds time to build Copernicus and the explore new governments such as "republic" and "democracy". The Dear Leader doesn't like these governments but the people seem to and are breeding furiously.
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