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USCA, Berkeley
Feb 2001
time: 21:36
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Day twelve- Recovery
As the smoke cleared over Loinburgerland, a strange quiet broke over the world. Nervous citizens poked their heads out of homemade foxholes and watched in disbelief as an entire day passed without a single silver glint in the sky, or orange fireball on the horizon.
Peace was almost too hard to believe, as was clearly in the case in the land of Skanky Burns, where a newly built city bore the name of Wasted Effort. Wasted it was not though, as the buildings were still standing as the sun set that evening.
Trouble was brewing in Paris. Chaunk, who had just gotten out of the hospital following a spectacular NASCAR crash, found himself on the guillotine that day. So resigned was he to his fate that he even voted for his own demise. Still, as the blade fell, he kept silent on the secret project his forces were executing.
News reports from the land of Spaced were sparse, and for most of the day it seemed like Spaced had taken a vacation. Just as night fell, though, spy satellites observed abnormal activity near some top secret military installations.
Chaunk: Here, There, Everywhere
Skanky Burns: Wireless, Wasted Effort
Spaced Cowboy: I AM SOFA, KING WE, TODD ED
Loinburger: WASTED
Trokair: WASTED
Vovan: WASTED
GeneralTacticus: WASTED
Jamski: WASTED
Jonny: WASTED
Ljube: WASTED
Vlad Antlerkov: WASTED
DrSpike: WASTED
DarkCloud: WASTED
Hercules: WASTED
Theban: WASTED
Nuclear Master: WASTED
It's still the three-way contest.
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USCA, Berkeley
Feb 2001
time: 21:36
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Day thirteen- The revenge of the ghost of Chaunk
In Paris, crowds played football with Chaunk's head. But was it really Chaunk? Reporters had sighted him not only at the gladiator matches in Rome, but also on the speedway at Rahcatraz. He seemed to be doing most alive and well in both cases.
On the other hand, Spaced Cowboy was having a bad day. The angry mob in Paris was pushing him towards the guillotine, just because of a pair of letters on a scrap of paper. He could see no reason for this bizarre action, after all, he hadn't even played a role in the controversial movie Galactic Overlord 8.
Chaunk didn't seem to care about that. With a blink of an eye, two nukes were flying in the general direction of Spaced Cowboy. The cities of King We and Todd Ed were turned into wastelands, leaving a much truncated pun of I am Sofa. Rumors were that some settlers from Spaced's Spaced Dudes were leaving for a new world to rebuild their shattered society.
Optimism soared in Skanky Burns's nation today, as the city of Wasted Effort lived to see another sunrise. Joining it was the new town of ICS Forever.
Chaunk: Here, There, Everywhere
Skanky Burns: Wireless, Wasted Effort, ICS Forever
Spaced Cowboy: I AM SOFA
Loinburger: WASTED
Trokair: WASTED
Vovan: WASTED
GeneralTacticus: WASTED
Jamski: WASTED
Jonny: WASTED
Ljube: WASTED
Vlad Antlerkov: WASTED
DrSpike: WASTED
DarkCloud: WASTED
Hercules: WASTED
Theban: WASTED
Nuclear Master: WASTED
It's still the three-way contest. But the roaches are slowly gaining...
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USCA, Berkeley
Feb 2001
time: 21:36
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Day fourteen- Six nukes, three nations
After a few turns of relative quiet, Chaunk decided it was time for everyone to get together and build the city of Kum Ba Ya. He couldn't have made a smarter move, as after the festivities and crazy car racing, his citizens would return home to find their hometowns of Here, There, and Everywhere flattened.
Apparently, both Skanky Burns and Spaced Cowboy weren't of the conciliatory type, and both had hit their "Destroy World" buttons. Skanky lobbed a nuke apiece at his enemies, blasting Everywhere and burying Spaced in the rubble of a furniture store.
Last night, Spaced pushed his citizens to the grindstone as they prepped four nukes for battle. It wasn't known if they'd been caught up in the fury of fundamentalism or fascism, but intentions were clear as the missiles were all painted in blood. Two would land here and there in Chaunk's land, while two more flew at Skanky. The days of ICS looked finished, and the efforts of a few days ago were indeed wasted. But so was Spaced.
Chaunk: Kum Ba Ya
Skanky Burns: Wireless
Spaced Cowboy: WASTED
Loinburger: WASTED
Trokair: WASTED
Vovan: WASTED
GeneralTacticus: WASTED
Jamski: WASTED
Jonny: WASTED
Ljube: WASTED
Vlad Antlerkov: WASTED
DrSpike: WASTED
DarkCloud: WASTED
Hercules: WASTED
Theban: WASTED
Nuclear Master: WASTED
Two cities, two players, my money's on the bugs.
This would be a good time to start the Nuclear War XIII Sign Up thread.
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