09-06-2004 06:59									#241
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quote: Originally posted by Jaguar Indeed. There shall be many expensive Government Projects of Dubious worth, provided that none help The Poor. Shall we make this an ADP resolution?

Yes. We must ensure Useless heavy artillary pieces are built!

	09-06-2004 07:00									#242
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w00t!

* Jaguar uses ADP treasury funds to help award JohnT huge contracts.

	09-06-2004 07:00									#243
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Really if you people are serious about this, it is a lot more work than you think... please talk to me or the poster that used to go by Giant Squid...

	09-06-2004 07:02									#244
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Listen...I got a buddy in Oxford who is very skilled at, uh...Mosquito control. He can guarentee a National Program of Skeeter control, at a low price, so long as we don't inquire too much into the pesticides used.

Remember, West Nile killed over a dozen people last year. The Horror MUST stop!

	09-06-2004 07:04									#245
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quote: Originally posted by Thorn Really if you people are serious about this, it is a lot more work than you think... please talk to me or the poster that used to go by Giant Squid...

If we're serious about this.

	09-06-2004 07:05									#246
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quote: Originally posted by Lonestar Listen...I got a buddy in Oxford who is very skilled at, uh...Mosquito control. He can guarentee a National Program of Skeeter control, at a low price, so long as we don't inquire too much into the pesticides used. Remember, West Nile killed over a dozen people last year. The Horror MUST stop!

I won't ask what pesticides are used, but I require that they must be toxic to several indigenous dangered species.

	09-06-2004 07:07									#247
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quote: Originally posted by Jaguar I won't ask what pesticides are used, but I require that they must be toxic to several indigenous dangered species.

It does. And some foriegn species too!

	09-06-2004 07:07									#248
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quote: Originally posted by Jaguar The Jaguar Administration shall add PLATO to the cabinet, pending approval from the majority of the cabinet. Should there be a tie, Jaguar will cast the tiebreaker vote.

I shall be true to the party and keep the ways of The Holy One, Blessed be He.

	09-06-2004 07:07									#249
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* Jaguar awards contract.

	09-06-2004 07:09									#250
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* Lonestar calls home.

"Hey Mom! Guess what? We're taking a Family Vacation to London! w00t!"

	09-06-2004 07:14									#251
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quote: Originally posted by Jaguar The Official Mission Statement We, the people of the Apolyton Democratic Party, in order to affirm the greatness of The Reagan (Hereinafter refered to The Holy One, Blessed Be He), fight for small government, deify Dwight David Eisenhower, and put "Reagan" in the name of at least four things in every county of every country in the world, thereunderhereafterwords do establish this Democratic Party of Apolyton.

Funny how conservatives advocate for small government, then wants the government to morally dictate to people what they should do with their private lives.

	09-06-2004 07:15									#252
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Oh, go home, MrNotFun.

	09-06-2004 07:16									#253
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quote: Originally posted by Jaguar * Jaguar awards contract.

It is with great humility that I gratefully accept my post. In every act, my department shall act on the principles of The Holy One, Blessed be He.

As my first act as Cabinet member, I declare that, in my department, Every Thursday shall have a devotional Jelly Bean Lunch...followed my an inspirational "gipper" speech.

	09-06-2004 07:16									#254
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* Lonestar shakes head.

I just guess you don't understand Morality, do you anti-fun? The AECCP will be more than pleased to provide you several copies of every Jack Chick Tract made.

	09-06-2004 07:17									#255
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Oh, go home, MrNotFun.

I am home -- in front of my computer, and on Apolyton.

	09-06-2004 07:19									#256
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MrFun can I have sex with you?

	09-06-2004 07:21									#257
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Where did THAT come from?

	09-06-2004 07:21									#258
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He gots the Forest fever.

	09-06-2004 07:31									#259
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun Where did THAT come from?

Note that he doesn't want you to have sex with him. That Thorn, always a giver, never a recipient. He's like the Apolyton "Mandy", one who gave and gave without taking.

	09-06-2004 08:00									#260
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Oh, by the way people: Apolyton may not allow elections, but L'Event does

	09-06-2004 08:03									#261
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Well, you people have just completely ruined Emp Fab's thread. Congrats!