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SpencerH

King

Co-Ruler of my patch of land south of Birmingham Alabama
Feb 2002
time: 23:36

14-06-2004 17:54

#31

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The odd part for me was the video from their highschool graduation. 18 year old billionaires graduating highschool. Scarey!

Jac de Molay

Prince

Detroit
Sep 2001
time: 05:36

14-06-2004 17:59

#32

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quote:
Originally posted by Sn00py

The Olsen Twins look like they're Pamela Andersons daughters

To me, they look suspiciously like the alien from the Fox Alien Autopsy episode. Note the large craniums and bulbous, oversized eyes.

That's an old picture BTW. One has now opted for the Goth look, and dyed her hair black in an attempt to break away from the Chang/Eng Olsen duality and define her own uniqueness. Should get interesting...

Space05us

King

Nov 2001
time: 17:36

14-06-2004 18:48

#33

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Its not just that picture, the Olsen Twins are fugly. period. And I cant believe I turned on CNN this morning to see this exact story

Jaguar

King

Montgomery County, MD
Apr 2000
time: 00:36

14-06-2004 19:14

#34

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I can´t believe that this thread was started by a gay man.

Pekka

Chieftain

em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
time: 07:36

14-06-2004 21:11

#35

Enter the AD-FREE zone

YEEEEEEESS!!

I'm ready Olsen twins.. You want to meet the SuperCitizen I'm sure.. I can do the tough man dance for them.. Or the pizza delivery guy, what ever they're up to. I'm sure they'd love me too much, they'd prolly kill each other over me but who am I kidding, I can be shared.. I'm a good guy like that.

Woohoo!

Anyway.

Whaleboy

Prince

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Jan 2003
time: 05:36

14-06-2004 21:17

#36

Re: It's official: Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen are now 18 years old

Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

quote:
Originally posted by DRoseDARs
The sultry she-devils are waiting for you to show them how it's done...

Anyone else think that photo is really really hot!!!

alva

Emperor

Republic of Flanders
Sep 2001
time: 06:36

14-06-2004 21:20

#37

Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

quote:
Originally posted by Sn00py
They're 18?

Is Full House really that old?!

And so are you dude...once you start saying that, you're officially an old man.

The Mad Monk

Emperor

of Ice Cream
Mar 2000
time: 23:36

14-06-2004 21:26

#38

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quote:
Originally posted by Whaleboy

Anyone else think that photo is really really hot!!!

No.

Pekka

Chieftain

em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
time: 07:36

14-06-2004 21:29

#39

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Anyone who thinks those twins are ugly and you wouldn't hit it.. I got one word for you. Or two. Village People. That's right.

Q Cubed

Prince

t3h y3ll0w p3ril
Apr 1999
time: 23:36

14-06-2004 21:32

#40

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i wouldn't hit the twins.

Whaleboy

Prince

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Jan 2003
time: 05:36

14-06-2004 21:36

#41

Tired of ads?

Pekka, we have much to discuss

Last Conformist

King

of Calakmul
Jul 2003
time: 06:36

14-06-2004 21:49

#42

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The Olson twins. The only people I only hear about in the context of how their age relates to the legality of f*cking them.

The Mad Monk

Emperor

of Ice Cream
Mar 2000
time: 23:36

14-06-2004 21:50

#43

Got spare money?

quote:
Originally posted by Pekka
Anyone who thinks those twins are ugly and you wouldn't hit it.. I got one word for you. Or two. Village People. That's right.

I have two words for you:

Jennifer Connelly

Adagio

Emperor

Jun 2001
time: 06:36

14-06-2004 22:38

#44

Re: Re: It's official: Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen are now 18 years old

Got spare money?

quote:
Originally posted by Whaleboy
Anyone else think that photo is really really hot!!!

Nope...

chegitz guevara

King

Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
time: 00:36

14-06-2004 22:40

#45

Inflate your Upload Space

meh, there's something seriously wrong with their faces.

Pekka

Chieftain

em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
time: 07:36

14-06-2004 22:48

#46

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they done some drugs it seems like but drugs hey if that's what gets you hot for the big daddy I'm all for it hey check out this *whips it out* SHABAAM!

Elok

Prince

Land of Ramen Dragons
Mar 2003
time: 00:36

14-06-2004 22:53

#47

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Seeing as they built their empire on a wholesome-tease image, I don't think they'll be doing porno. And they're kinda cute, but most of the hoopla over them is the result of a national kinky twin fetish combined with a national kinky naughty schoolgirl fetish.

And the guy on the right in that photo was the voice of Aladdin in the Disney movie. He's probably not hurting for cash, whatever he's doing now...

Chemical Ollie

Prince

Bored of this board
Jan 2002
time: 06:36

14-06-2004 23:14

#48

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They should become Hustler models - together

MrFun

King

of Iowa
Nov 2000
time: 23:36

14-06-2004 23:29

#49

Tired of ads?

quote:
Originally posted by Space05us

The Olsen Twins are fugly.

they are?

DRoseDARs

Prince

"My god, it's full of peas..."
Jul 2002
time: 21:36

15-06-2004 10:27

#50

Increase the size of your Attachments

quote:
Originally posted by Jaguar
I can´t believe that this thread was started by a gay man.

I was starting to wonder why it was taking so long for someone to mention that. Perhaps I need to gay infect threads more often to firmly establish my gayness.

Asher

King

Calgary, Alberta
Nov 1999
time: 22:36

15-06-2004 10:30

#51

Re: It's official: Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen are now 18 years old

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quote:
Originally posted by DRoseDARs
The sultry she-devils are waiting for you to show them how it's done...

Aren't you gay?

DRoseDARs

Prince

"My god, it's full of peas..."
Jul 2002
time: 21:36

15-06-2004 10:32

#52

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Because of the timing, you missed post #50.

Also note post #9 after the op for the purpose, indirectly stated, for this thread.

Asher

King

Calgary, Alberta
Nov 1999
time: 22:36

15-06-2004 10:33

#53

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Why would I read this kind of thread? I just read the title and the poster and did a double-take.

You are a HETERO SPY.

*revokes your queer qard*

DRoseDARs

Prince

"My god, it's full of peas..."
Jul 2002
time: 21:36

15-06-2004 10:37

#54

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I have nothing further to say to you Mr. I'm Bi No Wait I'm Gay until you've read post #9. :middlefinger:

Essayo

Settler

New Zealand
Jan 2004
time: 17:36

15-06-2004 10:49

#55

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OK so no-one else thinks that these two bear more than a passing resemblance to cameron diaz?
and about the makeup i think they both look really good. i mean its fun to play with makeup and stuff.....
......and yes i'm a girl so i'm allowed to say that.

Asher

King

Calgary, Alberta
Nov 1999
time: 22:36

15-06-2004 10:55

#56

Remove this text

quote:
Originally posted by DRoseDARs
I have nothing further to say to you Mr. I'm Bi No Wait I'm Gay until you've read post #9. :middlefinger:

As I inch closer to the same sexually decrepit state that you're already in, I become more selective. What's wrong with that?

You're just jealous that I did it with a girl, huh huh, that's it isn't it.

DRoseDARs

Prince

"My god, it's full of peas..."
Jul 2002
time: 21:36

15-06-2004 11:03

#57

Full PM-box? Change here!

But would you still do it with the Olsen Twins as you are not fully gay-infected, what with our whoring about and unprotected bathhouse sex orgies with animals and all? That is the question...