24-12-2004 17:55									#421
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* Paddy the Scot passes Ras a book of words spelled with reindeer letters

The Consuls are on hold indeed

* Paddy the Scot pours a couple of cokes and joins Nimitz for a chat

	25-12-2004 06:34									#422
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Let me be the first to say, Happy Christmas all you GMT'ers, alas, I have 4 hours yet to wait . And if you aren't Christian, Happy Holidays

*sceava orders everyone a pint, and another Coke for himself*

	25-12-2004 08:58									#423
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Happy Christmas to all and sundry.....especially the sundry, since they are usually patrons of this here tavern.....speaking of which, I'm sure it will be a bit quiet in here today. So I'll see all you regulars back in a couple of days

	25-12-2004 12:04									#424
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Merry Christmas to one and all, at least to those here on the North American continent. I think I'll stick around for a quick eggnog.

	25-12-2004 12:57									#425
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quote: Originally posted by scaeva Let me be the first to say, Happy Christmas all you GMT'ers, alas, I have 4 hours yet to wait . And if you aren't Christian, Happy Holidays *sceava orders everyone a pint, and another Coke for himself*

if you arent christian then get back to work you dont deserve the holiday...

	25-12-2004 17:44									#426
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*con goes wandering in back looking for refreshments while the proprietor is busy in thew back dabbling with the dancers AGAIN.*

I found some lamb rolls, a fresh shepards pie, some egg nogg, a bottle of Glenlivet and I poured us all some Ale.

And a coke for our under age members as well

Enjoy and have a wonderful XMASS

	25-12-2004 19:33									#427
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and all you atheists ..... get back to work .....

	25-12-2004 20:22									#428
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quote: Originally posted by Rasputin and all you atheists ..... get back to work .....

No. I prefer to go meet my family.

	27-12-2004 08:16									#429
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Merry Christmas to those in the real world and Happy Saturnia citizens of Rome!

Any left over lamb rolls and ale?

	27-12-2004 08:16									#430
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err only fresh ale please.

	27-12-2004 18:34									#431
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* Paddy the Scot wanders through with some fresh food of various sorts

ahh greetings Skrobism, good to see you here this fine morning

so a jug of fresh ale is it to be?

very good indeed

* Paddy the Scot heads over to the bar, takes down a fresh jug and tankard, and fills the jug with a crisp fresh ale

there ya go my good lad

now some lamb rolls is it to be?

here please start on some of these cheese and sausage sticks, while I head into the kitchens to get you some lamb rolls

	27-12-2004 18:39									#432
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Thanks Paddy

When Im scrouging in back, I would prefer to be looking for the Nubian dancers vice serving drinks and food for obvious reasons.

Glenlivet neet please and an Ale

	27-12-2004 18:57									#433
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* Paddy the Scot passes over the drinks

	27-12-2004 21:11									#434
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I'm going to need a drink.

	28-12-2004 12:54									#435
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Paddy, get me a bowl of soup please.

	28-12-2004 18:58									#436
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* Paddy the Scot organises drinks and soup all round

	28-12-2004 21:48									#437
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quote: Originally posted by conmcb25 ...I would prefer to be looking for the Nubian dancers...

Now what ever did happen to those pics of Nubian dancers that Paddy promised?

	29-12-2004 08:11									#438
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oh that was all very sad for most of you lot

due to the then Emperor Conius taking almost an entire extra week to get through his Reign and all that

well the Nubian party goers only really played to a few private parties

sorry, no pictures available of these parties at this time

	07-01-2005 16:28									#439
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Hehe, nicely done. Give em enough, but always leave them wanting more.

	07-01-2005 23:57									#440
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Speaking of more how about an Ale? Less talk more pour!

	08-01-2005 02:22									#441
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indeed Sir Indeed

* Paddy the Scot pours a fresh jug of Ale

and would ya be hungry?

	08-01-2005 05:47									#442
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Greetings barkeep. Remember me. I have been away for ages - first at the acadamy - and then exploring the med. I regret to say that I have ignored my senatorial duties, which is a poor showing for an emperor in waiting?

Any advice from a wise barkeep before I go to the senate and face the wrath of my collegues, to say nothing of that fellow Paddia, the Chief Administrator. Damn, he is a tough task master.

There are rumours circulating in other countries, notably Egypt, that the Emperor actually has little or no control over Rome, and that the Chief Administrator runs everything from a back room in the senate chambers.

Guess I'll soon find out. Give me something strong, will ya please. I think I'll need it.

	08-01-2005 06:53									#443
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welcome back ya old salt

* Paddy the Scot pours a large mug of Old Number 7, Jack Daniels

here ya go

* Paddy the Scot passes over a tray of fresh lamb rolls covered in thick gravey

would ya like some peppers with those rolls then

I think you have little to be of concerned with up in the Senate

Stand tall, remember you be Rome, as much as the rest of them

* Paddy the Scot nods to another customer wandering past

and as you be the Emperor in waiting, well know your strength, and let them know you there

They be a rowdy mob in that hall I must say, and even rowdier when they grace my humble tavern

* Paddy the Scot lifts his tankard of Ale in cheers to the Senate, throughout the Tavern several people stand and sing cheers back. One Centurion further along the bar starts sing =ing a warm marching sone, that several join in with.

Well you should have little to fear of the ways of old Paddia. His days in the legions may be in the histories, yet he will still stand strong for our Rome, of that I can tell you.

* Paddy the Scot refills the Old Number 7

As to the Emperor having no power, well I do not believe that for one bit

The Emperor of Rome is He whom Rules

and if the outer regions no this not, well then let loose the Legions... let these dogs bow before the Men of the Rubicon

* Paddy the Scot reaches for the Whiskey bottle and pours a good slug into his ale jug

We are the Civilization that the Gods would have us be

and we be strong in our ways

and one of our great ways is the office of Emperor

so when you take office, remember the two great words from the Bosom of Rome...

Strength and Honour

Should you require further discourse on this, I would advise you to seek out Senator Chrisius Maximus, for he has a special passion on these words

now would you like another whiskey?

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	08-01-2005 07:45									#444
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Barkeep - you are both wise and generous! Strength and Honour!

I'll just finish up my 4th glass of this wonderful elixir - and maybe I'll stroll on over the the senate chambers....

Optimus Betamus finishes his glass, nods to Paddy the barkeep, and with a fist-to-chest salute declares "Strength and Honour". He parts for the senate.

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quote: Originally posted by Beta Barkeep - you are both wise and generous! Strength and Honour! I'll just finish up my 4th glass of this wonderful elixir - and maybe I'll stroll on over the the senate chambers.... Optimus Betamus finishes his glass, nods to Paddy the barkeep, and with a fist-to-chest salute declares "Strength and Honour". He parts for the senate.

Strength and Honour

and some great breaks to you while you reign

	11-01-2005 19:54									#446
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Is that the surf off the Amalfi coast

	11-01-2005 19:55									#447
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* Paddy the Scot call s his staff together for another inspirational tales on how to run a pub and look out for the customers

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	11-01-2005 19:59									#448
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quote: Originally posted by conmcb25 Is that the surf off the Amalfi coast

maybe

where ever the waves are... have fun in them

	12-01-2005 09:11									#449
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Um - barkeep. Not sure if this is cricket - but can you give a thirsty Emepror a drink? Keep it quiet - between you and me. OK? But this Emperor thing is really draining! And to top it all off, the redecorating crew is arriving shortly....

I hope no one notices me with my hood pulled up over my head...

btw - nice waves there! But a key advisor (Jimmy Buffet) once warned me to be careful of ...'the sharks that live on the land.'

	12-01-2005 09:13									#450
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Hey - where did the shark picture go???