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Lord Nuclear
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Tensions were running high in the Flanders house. Their cream colored walls were all filled with gum. Everyone was waiting for the votes to be read by the house leader, Ned.
“I have now received all of the votes. The one who receives the most votes, will be taken outside and hit with a diddly-o-shovel. Okay?” Flanders said rather cheerfully. Flanders stopped being cheerful, when he was the one who was voted out. He ended his life with the words “okely dokely!”
The house was quiet the whole day. A vote on the new leader of the house had to be taken, which it was. The leader decided was Marge Simpson, although she took the position rather reluctantly. Her first act as leader was to make everyone clean up the house.
The Flanders family, now consisting of only two members, wept and wept. Marge asked Krusty to make a joke, so he did.
“A joke? Okay. Two men walk into a bar; one of them is a 12-inch pianist- WOWHOA! I can’t tell that joke.”
The next kill, came very soon after. Homer, Barney, and Moe were drinking beer together. None of them, was quite, drunk yet, but they would become drunk soon.
“Look Homer! The best beer is not Duff, but Duff Special, it was even rated higher,” Moe was only saying that because Duff Special was the most expensive beer in his bar. If he ever escapes this house, he thought. His thoughts ended shortly, not only because he had nothing left to say, but because some green sludge landed all over his face. He tried to wipe it off, but he could not. It started to sink into his skin slowly killing Moe.
“D’oh! Wait, who gets the bar now?” Homer asked in light of the new events.
When the people of the house went to bury Moe, they found something engraved in the side of his cheek. “NPP” was all it said.
Voting Period Begins
code:
mafia
| Name
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Position
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Status
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| 1. Hercules
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Moe Szyslak
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Sludged
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| 2 Kassiopeia
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Mr. Smithers |
Present |
| 3. Rah
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Chief Wiggum
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Present |
| 4. Adagio
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Krusty the Clown |
Present |
| 5. Theben
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Selma
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Present |
| 6. Jonny
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Patty
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Present |
| 7. DrSpike
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Ned Flanders
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Hit with a shovel |
| 8. Jon Miller
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Maude Flanders
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Present |
| 9. Skanky Burns
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Mr. M. Skanky Burns
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Present |
| 10. Chaunk
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Barney
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Present |
| 11. Method
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Apu
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Present |
| 12. Vovan
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Dr. Hibbert |
Present |
| 13. Ljube-ljcvetko
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Sideshow Bob
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Present |
| 14. gjramsey
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Rod Flanders
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Present |
| 15 Spaced Cowboy
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Todd Flanders |
Killed by a projectile |
| 16 Gamecube64
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Seymour Skinner
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Present |
| 17 Zopperoni
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Willie |
Present |
| 18. Tuberski
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Otto |
Present |
| 19. Imran Siddiquii
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Maggie Simpson
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Present |
| 20. DarkCloudi
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Lisa Simspon |
Present |
| 21. Kucinich
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Bart Simpson |
Present |
| 22. Alva
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Marge Simpsont
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Present |
| 23. Rasputin
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Grandpa Simpson
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Present |
| 24. Joncha
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Homer Simpson
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Present |
Last edited by Lord Nuclear on 10-07-2004 at 07:27
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vovan
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Adagio. Who else could play such a cruel joke?
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vovan
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quote:
Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Two kinds of deaths seem like 2 Mafias. |
That's how it's supposed to be. You have two mafias with hopefully distinct killing styles.
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Jon Miller
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could I have an avatar?
JKon Miller
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07-07-2004 22:56
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Two kinds of deaths seem like 2 Mafias.
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