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Adagio is offline Adagio

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Jun 2001
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Doesn't make any difference for me, since I have no idea what lb is...

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Feb 2000
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There's 2.2 of them in a kg...old imperial measurement of weight...

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1 lb = 454g.

One fat thing not including attached couch = ~ 270kg.

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Thx

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That's impossible, how could she avoid bodily functions for 2-5 years? Unless it was combi-couch-toilet thing

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Dec 2001
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quote:
That's impossible, how could she avoid bodily functions for 2-5 years? Unless it was combi-couch-toilet thing


quote:
Fire rescue crews faced what seemed to be an impossible mission. Everyone that went inside had to wear protective gear. The stench was so powerful that officials had to blast in fresh air while they worked.


This should answer your question.

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It was when she had finished with it...there would be enough space inside one if it was fairly hollow...but it doesn't really bear thinking about...

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Jan 2002
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quote:
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so fat people are crazy?

I let myself get up to 185 pounds. Does that make me crazy?


No, the weight doesn't make you crazy, your personnality does.

Spec.

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Sitting in her own mess for 6 years

I wonder if they're trying to sell the couch on ebay

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Sep 2003
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Couch septic tanks? *vomits*

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Waitaminit - a 120lbs couch would be pretty heavy!

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Oct 2001
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Well it'd be full of sh*t wouldn't it? bound to be heavy.

Wonder if she had fungus growing on her and stuff :shudder:

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"I clean myself with a rag on a stick!"

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Wonder when they'll make a movie out of it?

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Never, hopefully.

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Never, hopefully.


But it's got all the classic ingredients - family members who don't give a sh1t, emergency services working round the clock to free a trapped member of the public, and more space for corny jokes than any recent disaster.

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Dec 2001
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Oh please, make a movie. Starring Roseanne.

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quote:
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No, the weight doesn't make you crazy, your personnality does.

Spec.


thank you

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From 2nd article:

A preliminary autopsy on the the four-foot, ten-inch woman lists the cause of death as "morbid obesity." But officials want to know more about the circumstances inside the home.


Vertical or horizontal measurement?

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4'10"? Er ... that's 1.47m - anyone remember the fat midget threads? - the future is here!

(I was that height at age ten. I was a bit slimmer than her, tho.)

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1 lb = 454g.

One fat thing not including attached couch = ~ 270kg.
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Could You also fill this in:
1cm = x (whatever You use in USA)

Oh, and I watched a documentary film some month ago, about fat women. There are people who have love heavy women, and many of them force, or convince their girls to eat more and more, and even whatever possible to make them even fatter to their food. Once they become really fat, they're helpless and the guy can do whatever He wishes - and He wishes to make them even fatter.
I think this could be the case.

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I could never understand why men would love fat women. I've been known to date a few, but often they the only women who will go out with me . But none of them were over 200 pounds

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I saw a few minutes of such documentary some years ago... very shocking to see some tiny guy next to some huge woman, and then the guy says he "wants something to hold"

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But of course I haven't got anything against such guys... in fact I prefer there to be more of those guys, so there's more slim girls for me

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one inch (1") = 2.54cm

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So thats about 147cm, Heresson.

Not too tall. Although if you're going to let yourself go that much, I doubt you're too worried about BMI. Which is.....
100.3 in her case. When obesity is 30+ That's in the 99th percentile... etc

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Not too tall? Where I'm from, that's very short for a woman.

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It is very short.
Oh, and thank You

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i'm amazed that her skin grafted to the sofa's fabric.

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Dead skin doesn't move(made worse by the fact that it's probably ridden with bedsores) and new skin grows in it's place, becoming bonded to the sofa....

Happens to tramps with their socks/battered feet all the time....

...apparently

 
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