22-12-2004 17:59									#271
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Being married I have no... personal... introduction into modern attitudes about anal sex.

I'm sure you can answer with your outdated attitudes toward anal sex then

	22-12-2004 18:44									#272
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT So, you actually have 5 giant mosquitos if I'm reading this correctly, 'cause once that first one is dead, the one attached is coming at you. In that case I would invoke the spell of Reload, if possible. If you haven't saved in a while, that's your own tough luck.

Yay! I´m still alive! With only 1hp but I´m still here

(there is no reload here, it´s not a PC game )

	22-12-2004 23:58									#273
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Doctor thread?

OK, I've had the runs since Sunday night/Monday morning. I can't keep any food inside me for longer than an hour or two.. I'm not dehydrated and otherwise feel fine. What shall I do?

	23-12-2004 00:04									#274
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Eat lots and lots of cheese.....

ACK!

	23-12-2004 02:27									#275
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quote: Originally posted by Park Avenue Doctor thread? OK, I've had the runs since Sunday night/Monday morning. I can't keep any food inside me for longer than an hour or two.. I'm not dehydrated and otherwise feel fine. What shall I do?

If you're not feeling ill, just let nature let your runs run their course.

Keep us informed, if you can... I wanna hear how it all runs out.

	23-12-2004 07:58									#276
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*groan*

	23-12-2004 17:43									#277
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT If you're not feeling ill, just let nature let your runs run their course. Keep us informed, if you can... I wanna hear how it all runs out.

Like a volcano!

	23-12-2004 19:25									#278
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quote: Originally posted by Kuciwalker *groan*

Comment on my bad punning, but won't thank me for my "how to pwn somebody" advice?

Ingrate!

	23-12-2004 19:57									#279
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Being married I have no... personal... introduction into modern attitudes about anal sex. Sorry, man.

Why can't married, straight couples have anal sex?

	23-12-2004 19:58									#280
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They can, but just the old fashioned way. He has no experience with the new and improved modern way.

	23-12-2004 19:59									#281
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JohnT, there's a big fireball over my house. What should I do? It comes every day, and I'm powerless to stop it.

	23-12-2004 20:04									#282
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun Why can't married, straight couples have anal sex?

You're being willfully obtuse, but I'll clarify it some more:

Let's just say that my wife isn't the sort of woman you would ask for such a thing.

	23-12-2004 20:05									#283
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quote: Originally posted by Jaguar JohnT, there's a big fireball over my house. What should I do? It comes every day, and I'm powerless to stop it.

Send some of it my way, California boy. It's 36 degrees here, cloudy, wet, and just generally nasty.

	23-12-2004 20:10									#284
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An easy one: when will you correct your spelling of Spielberg's name in your otherwise sig?

	23-12-2004 20:11									#285
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His name is one of those words I have a blind spot about, where, no matter how hard I try I just can't spell it correctly.

I used to have the same problem with "parallel".

	23-12-2004 20:13									#286
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Done!

	23-12-2004 20:29									#287
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John, I have a couple of questions...

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?

Thanks.

Spec.

	23-12-2004 20:59									#288
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quote: Originally posted by Spec John, I have a couple of questions... Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

To allow Hawaii to qualify for Federal Highway Funds, Congress changed the definition of Interstate as to allow Federal highway construction of roads that didn't, in fact, go between two states.

quote: If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

To you, it's as you turned on the headlights (that is, assuming that you magically haven't been turned into energy by this time). To a person viewing you from outside, it's as if nothing happens.

quote: Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

To irritate the French when bad English infiltrates their language.

quote: Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?

Because.

	23-12-2004 21:08									#289
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2 1/2 out of 4.

You disapoint me John...You disapoint me....

Spec.

	23-12-2004 21:18									#290
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Explain your scoring!

(Btw, the :thumbs up: smilie was pointing to the above answer... I just didn't want to type the same thing twice).

	23-12-2004 21:25									#291
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Answer 1 I accept.

Answer 2 also.

Answer 3 I give 0.25 because it was a made up half-assed answer because you had no idea in the first place

Answer 4.



Spec.

	24-12-2004 07:08									#292
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Note that this is the advice thread, not the answer thread, Spec.

	24-12-2004 07:11									#293
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Send some of it my way, California boy. It's 36 degrees here, cloudy, wet, and just generally nasty.

He lives in Maryland.

	24-12-2004 07:13									#294
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Shiite... I was thinking "Japher"!

* JohnT has been

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	25-12-2004 16:17									#295
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is there such thing as "too much doggystyle"

	15-01-2005 19:31									#296
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Depends upon the dog.

	15-01-2005 19:52									#297
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In which situations, if any, is it ok to beg?

	15-01-2005 20:55									#298
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It's ok to beg for sex. Demeaning, but ok.

	15-01-2005 21:05									#299
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Explicitly or just implicitly?

	15-01-2005 21:07									#300
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Implicitly is always best, but pathetic on-your-knees begging can work too as long as there is some sort of relationship there... or she's really drunk.