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Kassiopeia
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Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
time: 07:31
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The day after, the story of patient Ljcvetko's strange death had spread throughout the ward. While were were busy trying to contain the "rumour", a mob mentality unlike anything we've seen before emerged. Quickly this mob surmised that the one called Skaky Burns had torched poor Ljube. Heh, never expect any rational thought to be found in the loony bin.
Unfortunately we were unable to stop this rowdy crowd from grabbing patient Skanky by the arms and whisking him out of the fifth storey window. It's still a bit unclear how they got the keys to the window to open the bars, but regardless, Skanky flew down the building in a very noisy fashion. The patients have jokingly started to call this "discharging". Sigh. It's not like we can just call up the police and ask them to sort this out, not with the other incidents here lately like the one where a certain head of state was "feeling strange" had his head examined here and one of the patients managed to... oh, right, shouldn't be writing about that, yes.
So we decided to stash away the body in the old morgue. Ugh, the place gives us the willies. Some patients say it's haunted. We're inclined to believe them...
But like always, as the therapist here used to say, sweeping something under the rug seldom helps. This morning we found another dead patient. Adagio was sitting limp in a chair that was used for electric shock treatments back in the fifties and sixties. By the looks of it, the device had been jerryrigged so that it could be used to administer a lethal dose of power.
The smell was disgusting. We couldn't find the device either. We both agreed that sleeping tonight would be very difficult.
code:
mafia
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Status
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1. Ljube-ljcvetko
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R1 - Burns
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| 2. Nikolai
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Alive |
| 3. Hercules
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Alive |
| 4. gjramsey
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Alive |
| 5. joncha
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Alive |
| 6. Adrian Hon
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Alive |
| 7. DrSpike
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Alive |
8. Adagio
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R2 - Electrocuted |
| 9. reismark
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Alive |
| 10. Jonny
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Alive |
| 11. Spaced Cowboy
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Alive |
| 12. Ben Kenobi
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Alive |
| 13. Whoha
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Alive |
| 14. Tuberski
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Alive |
| 15. Paddy the Scot
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Alive |
| 16. Sparrowhawk
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Alive |
17. Skanky Burns
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R2 - Discharged |
| 18. rah
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Alive |
| 19. DarkCloud
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Alive |
| 20. Lord Nuclear
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Alive |
| 21. Atragon
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Alive |
| 22. -Jrabbit
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Alive |
| 23. Jon Miller
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Alive |
| 24. Theben
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Alive |
| 25. vovan
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Alive |
| 26. Snotty
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Alive |
Last edited by Kassiopeia on 15-01-2005 at 08:45
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Snotty
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Im voting for Whoha hes number 13 so obviously evil!
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Tuberski
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ACK!!! PTHBBPPPTTT!!!!
Feb 2002
time: 23:31
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Sometimes I try to do things and it just doesn't work out the way I wanted
to.
I get real frustrated and I try hard to do it and I take my time and it
doesn't work out the way I wanted to.
It's like I concentrate real hard and it doesn't work out
Everything I do and everything I try never turns out
It's like I need time to figure these things out
But there's always someone there going
Hey Whoha:
You know we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately.You
know, maybe you should get away and maybe you should talk about it, maybe
you'll feel a lot better
And I go:
No it's okay, you know I'll figure it out, just leave me alone I'll figure
it out. You know I'll just work by myself.
And they go:
Well you know if you want to talk about it I'll be here you know and you'll
probably feel a lot better if you talk about it.
And I go:
No I don't want to I'm okay, I'll figure it out myself and they just keep
bugging me and they just keep bugging me and it builds up inside and it
builds up inside.
So you're gonna be institutionalized
You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
You won't have any say
They'll brainwash you until you see their way.
I'm not crazy - institutionalized
You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized
You're driving me crazy - institutionalized
They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
to give me the needed professional help
to protect me from the enemy, myself
I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about
everything but then again I was thinking about nothing
And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my
name and I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming MIKE! MIKE!
And I go:
What, what's the matter
And she goes:
What's the matter with you?
I go:
There's nothing-wrong mom.
And she goes:
Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!
And I go:
No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't
you get me a pepsi.
And she goes:
NO you're on drugs!
I go:
Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking.
She goes:
No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
I go:
Mom just give me a Pepsi please
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
Just a Pepsi.
They give you a white shirt with long sleeves
Tied around you're back, you're treated like thieves
Drug you up because they're lazy
It's too much work to help a crazy
I'm not crazy - institutionalized
You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized
You're driving me crazy - institutionalized
They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself
I was sitting in my room and my mom and my dad came in and they pulled up
achair and they sat down, they go:
Mike, we need to talk to you
And I go:
Okay what's the matter
They go:
Me and your mom have been noticing lately that you've been having a lot of
problems, you've been going off for no reason and we're afraid you're gonna
hurt somebody, we're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself.
So we decided that it would be in your interest if we put you somewhere
where you could get the help that you need.
And I go:
Wait, what do you mean, what are you talking about, we decided!? My best
interest?! How can you know what's my best interest is? How can you say what
my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy? When I went to
your schools, I went to your churches, I went to your institutional learning
facilities?! So how can you say I'm crazy.
They say they're gonna fix my brain
Alleviate my suffering and my pain
But by the time they fix my head
Mentally I'll be dead
I'm not crazy - institutionalized
You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized
You're driving me crazy - institutionalized
They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself
What does it matter i'll probably get hit by a car anyway
 ACK!
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Adrian Hon
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Living in Perplex City
Nov 2001
time: 05:31
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Whoha and Joncha both rhyme, so I think they're in it together.
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vovan
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Nine! You didn't count Mr. Brown! They never count Mr. Brown, and that makes us very angry.
Mr. Brown says Whoha is the killer. But noone can hear him. They say he doesn't exist. They say it's his fault I'm here. But we know better, don't we Mr. Brown? Yes, Mr. Brown, I know you would never hurt anyone. I know they are evil for putting us here. But that's ok. We will soon be out of here. Mr. Brown came up with a brilliant plan. He told it to me. But I won't tell you. It's fool-proof, but only two people can do it. Yes. Hehehe.
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