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mindseye is offline mindseye
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Larsen has always been one of my very favorites. Genius, certainly! Who can forget the controversy that raged across the country over "Cow Tools".

I recall that the day the Loma Prieta earthquake struck California in 1989, the Far Side calendar cartoon for that day showed all the familiar characters randomly floating around in the frame. The caption was "Out of Order". Spooky!

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Oh fine.

Some people

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Larsen has always been one of my very favorites. Genius, certainly! Who can forget the controversy that raged across the country over "Cow Tools".

I recall that the day the Loma Prieta earthquake struck California in 1989, the Far Side calendar cartoon for that day showed all the familiar characters randomly floating around in the frame. The caption was "Out of Order". Spooky!


Sorry, either I've taken too many bad drugs or I was sleeping that day but what was the "Cow Tools Controversy"?

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The canine decoder helmet one has always been a favorite.

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I remember a good one:

A guy sits at a lawn. An alien spaceship lands, an alien jumps out, walks up to him and punches him in the face. The alien walks back to the space ship, climbs in and takes off. Explaining text: Jim Olsen never knew what hit him

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Oh yees, Larson's rock. I had some book as a present some years ago and I laughed so hard I almost choked. So his work and Dilbert are my favourite cartoons, I really don't follow anything else.

One of my favourite Larson's would be where these two people, a man and a woman try to pick up something from the floor at the same time, the same item, and their heads bump so the bird(?) in a cage says 'There you go'.

That's it.. brilliant But you should see the picture of course.

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Arrgghh!

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One of the best one's was where the kid at the "Midvale School for the Gifted" is trying to push open the door marked pull.

I also liked the "School for the Mechanically Declined" where there's a giant diagram of how to put a screwdriver into a screw.

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None of them are funny.

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Bah.

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I had a bunch of Gary Larson books when I was younger, but for some reason, I gave them to my kid brother. So now he has a bunch of Gary Larson books.

at me.

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Oh Mercy.

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I think I'm losing my sense of humour. Some of these don't seem that funny...

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@ canine decoder

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Sorry, either I've taken too many bad drugs or I was sleeping that day but what was the "Cow Tools Controversy"?


The controversy was that nobody got it. Nobody.

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The cow pic with your description is the first funny thing in this thread.

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The When Dog's Dream controversy was funnier.

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Hopefully, the one with the cow tools at least gave Larson a good and diabolical laugh.

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Cow Tools
Cowbells
Dancing Cows

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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The cow pic with your description is the first funny thing in this thread.


Larsen admitted in interviews even he didn't get Cow Tools. It's an enigma.

But don't look to me for support. I love the Far Side.

Another controversial one (I love it):

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Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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And another classic.

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Let's join in the fun

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Barinthus is offline Barinthus
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A successful mission

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Moms, sheesh

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All good ones.

One more from me,

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How mysterious

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Armageddon outta here.

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