16-02-2005 17:36									#31
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n) Metathreads and metaspam will be with us forever, and will remain popular.

	16-02-2005 17:48									#32
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n+1) Despite OTF posts not counting for pc, people will add pointless "me too" comments in every thread.

	16-02-2005 18:10									#33
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Me too.

	16-02-2005 18:31									#34
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quote: Originally posted by Shi Huangdi 14. All Discussions of Women are restricted to two topics: A. How Good you are getting to bang them B. How much you hate them/how evil they are

14b) If you defend women (otherwise known as feminazis at Poly) you will end up on someone's ignore list for every post defending them.

	16-02-2005 18:43									#35
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You forgot the banana option!

quote: Originally posted by Agathon I found the Venezuela thread, but Fez seems to have edited the post. Perhaps it was another thread.

It was, though I can't quite remember the thread or the context of it. But I'm pretty sure his original "helicopter defenestration" occurred somewhere in 2000 or so, and the subject wasn't one person, but rather all homosexuals.

	16-02-2005 18:55									#36
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quote: Originally posted by Boshko Immutable Laws of Apolyton: 3. It is physically impossible for a debate on 'poly to change somebodies opinions on anything whatsoever more frequently than once per year. And that's an absolute maximum.

Has there been any such conversions? I havenīt seen any...

	16-02-2005 19:07									#37
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I wish Fez would still threaten to throw people from helocopters, or maybe something original like feed people to aligators. Aligators are so cool.

	16-02-2005 19:28									#38
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This thread will disappear very quickly if this thread continues to be member focused instead of "laws" focused.

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19. This thread will disappear very quickly if this thread continues to be member focused instead of "laws" focused.

	16-02-2005 19:49									#40
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon Yeah, unless he'd done it before that. At least that is the thread that people link to when they want to remind him of it.

It happened to the BrieX Guy in Indonesia. He was altering his samples to make them appear extremely rich in terms of gold, everyone was going ape **** over it, the Indonesians were going to nationalize the mine, then it was discovered he was a fraud, and they threw him out of a helicopter.

	16-02-2005 20:16									#41
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also, n+2)A thread will be posted about rules/laws/customs of Apolyton every once in a while.

	16-02-2005 20:21									#42
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quote: Originally posted by Japher there are too many rules 176. When there are too many rules or the anything is too long to read it is reasonable to shout out; "Summary!" . . . . . . and expect one.

YYYH. SS. Never forget.

	16-02-2005 20:23									#43
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quote: Originally posted by Kamrat X Has there been any such conversions? I havenīt seen any...

Ted Striker and Imran Siddiqui.

	16-02-2005 20:43									#44
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quote: Originally posted by Kidicious 14b) If you defend women (otherwise known as feminazis at Poly) you will end up on someone's ignore list for every post defending them.

14c) someone will always append an unfunny amendment to a rule in an attempt to get back at a poster by whom they were pwned in another thread

	16-02-2005 20:57									#45
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20. The best way to get people to post on your thread is to have a misleading thread title that implies something totally different and much more dramatic happened.

	16-02-2005 21:01									#46
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21. The best way to get MarkG to post in your thread is to have the word "Greece" appear anywhere in the thread.

	16-02-2005 21:01									#47
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22) Any duplicate thread will elicit duplicate responses saying it's a duplicate.

	16-02-2005 21:14									#48
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quote: Originally posted by St Leo quote: Originally posted by Kamrat X Has there been any such conversions? I havenīt seen any... Ted Striker and Imran Siddiqui.

Imran was a leftie?

23) Donīt dicuss Israel. It will only end in flaming.

	16-02-2005 21:15									#49
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?

I thought Imran's shift was leftwards ... ?

	16-02-2005 21:17									#50
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24) All jokes will be killed. Dead. And then shot. And then driven over with a steamroller. And then chopped into little pieces. And boiled. And then jumped on. And then shot again.

	16-02-2005 21:18									#51
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Ok, now Iīm confused... But never mind, Ming will lock this thread if we continue

	16-02-2005 21:41									#52
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quote: Has there been any such conversions? I havenīt seen any...

Plenty if you count mine.

	16-02-2005 21:42									#53
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You have to be kidding me, Ben...

	16-02-2005 21:43									#54
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BK turned gay?

	16-02-2005 22:58									#55
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I believe I am still the first communist to be threatened with helicopter ejection.

	17-02-2005 00:45									#56
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n+1 ) I don't have a law or a rule, but I wanted to post something anyway.

	17-02-2005 01:00									#57
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1006

Any cap/com debate will go the allowed 500 replies with no one convincing anyone of anything.

	17-02-2005 01:03									#58
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quote: Any cap/com debate will go the allowed 500 replies with no one convincing anyone of anything.

Wrong. I once convinced Ned that Ayn Rand was wrong.

	17-02-2005 01:15									#59
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499. Since all threads are closed at 500 posts we will never ever know what the best MBT is...

	17-02-2005 02:53									#60
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quote: 11. All bannings are carried out by Ming, all other moderators are strictly ornamental.

Obviously someone doesn't remember MTG
"BAN EM ALL AND LET GOD SORT THEM OUT"

While I have banned a considerable number of people, I take pride in being the reasonable twin.