23-02-2005 06:58									#31
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quote: Originally posted by Thue Bullfrog tries to eat cat: http://www.8bm.com/diatribes/volume...diatribes86.htm

saw spiders give birth to about a million little spiders and the pour bastards hit the ground instinctivley running for their god damn lives because as soon as she was finished giving birth, no sooner than her ***** closed, as far as she was concerned all this ***** saw was food scurying around her legs and would start eating them all on site.



An American bullfrog is being blamed for trying to eat a cat in Canada. Homeowners in Langley, Canada near Vancouver say that these bullfrogs "ain't no joke". It isn't uncommon at all to look out your window in the morning and see the bullfrogs hunting baby ducks.

We used to catch those ****ers when we were kids and tie there legs together and watch them try and hop away. Then we were done we would just toss them on the roof to die. There they still sit at my childhood house.

	24-02-2005 20:55									#32
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Barbarian.

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quote: We used to catch those ****ers when we were kids and tie there legs together and watch them try and hop away. Then we were done we would just toss them on the roof to die. There they still sit at my childhood house.

	24-02-2005 21:49									#34
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Isn't there some natural predator of the bullfrog besides the North American Boy? We should import large snakes or something.

	24-02-2005 22:16									#35
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Naw, we just need to get all the PC animal rights wussies to lay off and let the North American Boy do his thing. Restricting this natural predator is disrupting the natural balance of the world, and causing the prey species to get out of control. Release the boys!

As a kid I caught a frog once. I didn't torture him, but made him a pet. I went away for a weekend with my parents and returned to see that the container I put Eugene in cracked and all the water drained out. He was all rigid with his head down by the crack trying to get every last second of that water before it drained.

	24-02-2005 22:47									#36
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quote: Originally posted by Seeker Isn't there some natural predator of the bullfrog besides the North American Boy? We should import large snakes or something.

Now you're reminding me of a different Simpsons episode.

LISA: Well, the pigeons are gone, but what are you going to do when we're overrun with lizards?
PRINCIPAL SKINNER: We'll import a species of snake that eats these lizards.
LISA: Okay, so what will you do with the snakes?
SKINNER: I believe there's an exotic species of gorilla that eats these snakes...
LISA: So then you'll be stuck with gorillas!!
SKINNER: No problem, Lisa; when winter rolls around, the gorillas will simply freeze to death. (walks off, happily; we see a pigeon flying low along the ground get attacked and eaten alive by four or five vicious Bolivian lizards. Roll credits)

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	24-02-2005 22:53									#38
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isn't that the same Simpson's episode?

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quote: Originally posted by Elok Now you're reminding me of a different Simpsons episode. LISA: Well, the pigeons are gone, but what are you going to do when we're overrun with lizards? PRINCIPAL SKINNER: We'll import a species of snake that eats these lizards. LISA: Okay, so what will you do with the snakes? SKINNER: I believe there's an exotic species of gorilla that eats these snakes... LISA: So then you'll be stuck with gorillas!! SKINNER: No problem, Lisa; when winter rolls around, the gorillas will simply freeze to death. (walks off, happily; we see a pigeon flying low along the ground get attacked and eaten alive by four or five vicious Bolivian lizards. Roll credits)

Applause for the one 'Poly poster who couldn't be bothered to go look for the transcript.

	24-02-2005 22:59									#40
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Muskies or Northern Pike could probably eat the bullfrogs. The bullfrogs could probably eat baby Muskellunge and Northern Pike. Arms race with a twist.

	24-02-2005 23:06									#41
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Ozzy, that's a really sad story

	25-02-2005 00:14									#42
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Frogs are amphibians.

lies!

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When I was a kid my parents' house was on the edge of a canyon which had a nice stream running through it. In the spring time vernal pools would form (small ponds 1-3 feet deep which would last 2-4 months) and as soon as the pools started to fill my friends and I would go frog hunting. Each year we'd catch hundreds of tadpols and we'd each keep them in an aquarium in our houses. Eventually the tadpols would grow into frogs and our mothers would make us get rid of them so we'd go and toss them into the stream.

	25-02-2005 04:57									#44
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The main use of frogs by boys is to chase girls.

	25-02-2005 05:59									#45
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The little bastards piss all over your hand too.

	25-02-2005 06:04									#46
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Pfff, as if you didn't enjoy that.

	25-02-2005 07:29									#47
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin The little bastards piss all over your hand too.

boys or frogs?

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