05-03-2005 11:02									#31
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Carls Jr. commercials are disgusting. Did you see the one for the double pastrami burger? That's right, two beef patties with pastrami piled on. Who the **** would eat such a thing?

	05-03-2005 11:04									#32
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Boris man I literally get nauseous in my stomach when they throw the burger down at the end of the commerical.

Then I think how many days after eating that will I have a heart attack? It just does NOT look appetizing WHATSOEVER.

	05-03-2005 11:05									#33
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Carls Jr. commercials are disgusting. Did you see the one for the double pastrami burger? That's right, two beef patties with pastrami piled on. Who the **** would eat such a thing?

I've thought about it

heart attacks

	05-03-2005 11:05									#34
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I have to avert my eyes with the burger drop, yes.

And now they have that breakfast one where it's eggs, cheese, sausage, hashbrowns and ketchup all in one sandwich.

*Puke*

	05-03-2005 11:06									#35
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and I was only joking about the belly button.

I really don't care for her type of looks, but I would be a fool to turn her down.

	05-03-2005 11:07									#36
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oh

	05-03-2005 11:10									#37
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident and I was only joking about the belly button. I really don't care for her type of looks, but I would be a fool to turn her down.

	05-03-2005 11:23									#38
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actually I admit some commercials attract my attention away from the computer screen.

Those Vonage (internet phone) commercials are kind of amusing. and the song is kind of catchy. woo-hoo. woo-hoo-hoo.

	05-03-2005 11:34									#39
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If I see the commercial for Uncle Ben's Tikka Masala one more time, I'm throwing out the tv through the window

	05-03-2005 11:34									#40
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woo hoo - woo hoo hoo. Now that's a good song, Should mention it in the state of music thread.

Get TIVO fools, I have and only watch the commercials I haven't seen before. I actually like to watch new commercials, never been one for the reruns though.

	05-03-2005 14:53									#41
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There's a car commercial with a break dancing Gene Kelly sequence. It simply uses Kelly's head from the 'Singing in the Rain' song and dance routine and places it on a contemporary dancer's body, to an updated electronic version of 'Singing in the Rain'.


It looks as realistic as if a 'Dawn of the Dead' zombie had decided to take part in 'Les Sylphides' or as if Michael Jackson impersonated an African American adult male.


Whoever thought up the misbegotten marriage should be made to watch colourized films dubbed into Farsi.

	05-03-2005 14:59									#42
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I thought the VW ad was funny.

	05-03-2005 15:13									#43
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quote: Originally posted by Dauphin I thought the VW ad was funny.

Funny ha ha, or peculiar ?


The Gene Kelly grinning face looks like a risus sardonicus on a wax covered skull, atop a reanimated ragdoll.

	05-03-2005 18:51									#44
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All commercials irriate me. I either tape shows and fast forward through them, or I use a popup blocker while online.

I'm a smart consumer that already knows what I want to buy.

	05-03-2005 21:49									#45
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There is a delta commercial with "happyness goes in the circular motion" song which I find annoying, but is stuck in my head.

That BK commercial is obnoxious.

I hatre genital herpes medication commercials- "I can now live with genital herpes". Good for you, I don't need to know.

	05-03-2005 21:51									#46
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And pretty much any commercial by a local car dealership is bound to be so obnoxiously bad that you want to pump lead into your a la Elvis watching Wayne Newton.

	05-03-2005 21:54									#47
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almost as annoying as the diet cherry vanilla dr. pepper are the ambulance chasing car crash ads from lawyers looking for clients that want to sue the hell out of everybody. These things are on all afternoon.

	05-03-2005 22:04									#48
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident I don't like her belly button...

I don't like the button that keeps the jacket closed.

	05-03-2005 22:40									#49
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quote: Originally posted by Ramo Rip. Slip. Brush. ah!

Everytime I see that commercial I think of the musical "Chicago". I expect them to follow the line "Rip..Slip..Brush..ah!" with: "He had it coming. He had it coming. If you had been there you'd have done the same!"

	05-03-2005 23:12									#50
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quote: Originally posted by GePap I hatre genital herpes medication commercials- "I can now live with genital herpes". Good for you, I don't need to know.

You have such commercials?

	05-03-2005 23:28									#51
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Carls Jr. commercials are disgusting. Did you see the one for the double pastrami burger? That's right, two beef patties with pastrami piled on. Who the **** would eat such a thing?

Oh god that sounds wonderful!!!!

As for the OP, I really like the new BK commericals. It's based on an older commie song "Sugar Rock Candy Mountain."

	05-03-2005 23:39									#52
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Oh god that sounds wonderful!!!!

Well, this certainly explains your svelt physique.

	05-03-2005 23:41									#53
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Hey, I'm losing weight. I hit a weight today I haven't been at for four years.

	05-03-2005 23:43									#54
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Let me know when you find your toes again, we'll pop the champagne.

	05-03-2005 23:46									#55
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that's harsh Boris

	05-03-2005 23:48									#56
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BASTARD!!!!

	06-03-2005 00:13									#58
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident you watch commercials? that's what Apolyton is for. This is what I do during commercials

Exactly


Funny... on all forums I visit a thread about great/annoying commercials has been started within the last week


The worst commercials I remember (from back in the days before I got online) was the commercials for phone-sex in German tv after midnight... now those are disgusting, unless you like to look at a 50+ year old grandma with minimal clothes or girls that for some weird reason almost looks like some of those wannabe-girls guys...

	06-03-2005 00:37									#59
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I think the Canadians here will agree with me on this one: The Canadian Tire commercials. Especially the "Canadian Tire Guy" who stars in all of them. That guy is a smug, know-it-all *******!

Good description of him:

quote: Canadian Tire is a northern version of Home Depot; Canadian Tire Guy is their television spokesman, who's appeared for years in commercials touting the value of their many cheap and ridiculous MasterCraft products. Canadian Tire Guy’s appearance is that of an immaculately groomed, effete geography teacher—think Bob Vila with all the rough edges sanded off. Unlike Vila — a spokesman who seems genuinely concerned about including you in the grand adventure that is ambitious home improvement — Canadian Tire Guy is more focused on the many products he owns that, once demonstrated in front of you, clearly illustrate his superiority to you as both a consumer and human being. The man is what the physical manifestation of smug would look like, if it wore a studiously trimmed beard and pressed its shirts.

	06-03-2005 00:58									#60
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