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quote: Originally posted by Tuberski
The wife says I have, I say that I haven't.
Tell me, am I an *******?
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Yeah, me. But don't sweat it. I ran across this article >>
"KAMPALA, Uganda - A 16-foot-long (5-meter-long) crocodile said to have eaten more than 80 people has been caught alive in Uganda and transferred to a sanctuary, officials said Tuesday.
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The giant beast — weighing about a ton — was captured by wildlife experts who spent three nights camping in the bush before locating their target.
Residents told local media the crocodile killed 83 people over the last two decades, mostly fishermen plying their trade on Lake Victoria off the shores of Bugiri district.
“Much as the residents of Luganga wanted to kill the reptile after our rangers had captured it, it is our responsibility to protect it by removing it from that area and keeping it in a safe place,” Uganda Wildlife Authority spokeswoman Lillian Nsubuga told Reuters.
The beast — reportedly more than 60 years old — was trapped using ropes and transported by pickup truck to the Buwama crocodile farm, west of the capital, Kampala.
The state-owned New Vision newspaper said it “roared” as it was released into a holding ground at the farm Monday.
Crocodiles sometimes attack and kill villagers collecting water or fishing in Lake Victoria, Africa’s biggest lake."
The way I look at it, Tubes, as long as the world still has people in it that are dumb enough to let an animal like this live, there is always a chance that the next ass it takes a bite out of will be yours.
I'm content to let God and the unending stupidity of mankind even my scores. So, don't sweat it. I'll be emailing Ms. Tubes some Ugandian tourist brochures soon though.

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Jon Miller
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quote: Originally posted by Japher
Sava ain't going to do it... he's been think about killing himself for years, if he was going to do it he would of done it by now... THat is by no means a dare, I for one like having Sava around and wish that he would stop complaining about how sad his life is and actually do something about it. Like go back and finish school.
You'd think by chatting with all us jackasses he'd of learned to ignore all those things that can make you sad by now. |
my dad thought about, and tried (and pretended to try), to kill himself for years...
than he did it
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