19-03-2005 08:32									#301
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And all orders are in.

Relax, I'll get the turn done tonight. Or should you relax? Most of ya are up to no good...

	19-03-2005 08:34									#302
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No Good? Well that's all a matter of perspective isn't it?

	19-03-2005 08:35									#303
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Up to no good

That's me.

	19-03-2005 08:37									#304
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um ... Jebus? Up to no good? JEEBUS!!! STAY GOOD JEEBUS!!!! *poing poing*

	19-03-2005 08:38									#305
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Actually, Jebus just took his fleet to safety. He was afraid of being attacked, so he had to send his fleet somewhere else.

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* Kassiopeia is very afraid

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quote: Originally posted by Jaguar Actually, Jebus just took his fleet to safety. He was afraid of being attacked, so he had to send his fleet somewhere else.

Riiiight ...

	19-03-2005 09:14									#308
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Chapter 6.2
Exodus

quote: Here is something to think about Make yourself an ark of gopherwood; make rooms in the ark, and cover it inside and outside with pitch. 15 "And this is how you shall make it: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, its width fifty cubits, and its height thirty cubits. 16 "You shall make a window for the ark, and you shall finish it to a cubit from above; and set the door of the ark in its side. You shall make it with lower, second, and third decks.

With the generators of JEBUS exhausted, Ken Banobi could see that the enemy would be bearing down soon. Although he had outlasted the hedonistic Mr. Danz, the Colony I system and Senator Danq remained powerful.

As it turned out, the robot was indeed back, this time with allies. Ivan von Kristof had his eyes set on bringing sin to the yet untapped market, while Cosmos Stardust carried the banner of liberation.

Ken Banobi however, had led most of his followers on an exodus. Only two ships, a laser battleship, and a laser frigate, remained behind, staffed by a fanatical crew that vowed to fight the enemy at close range.

	19-03-2005 09:18									#309
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Hmm. So all three attacked me? Hopefully they didn't attack together. I'd like to see some carnage.

	19-03-2005 09:24									#310
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Hmm, it looks pretty clear that they attacked together.

Hopefully someone else attacked me too.

	19-03-2005 09:31									#311
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Chapter 6.3
Fanatics

quote: Here is something to think about Religion is the opiate of the masses. -Karl Marx

After forty days and forty nights of travel in space , Ken Banobi dispatched his hawk in space to see what was ahead. Sure enough, the hawk returned with a Lazor in its beak.

Ahead of them waiting on a rocky moon of a base was the Kit Chuss's Tassadrian International Movement. Years ago, the two sides had feuded bitterly over countless social issues. Now, however, they were united to fight a common ideological enemy.

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meanwhile, back on JEBUS...

	19-03-2005 09:36									#312
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All the updates are about me!

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Updates be yarrr and woo

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Chapter 6.4
Lazopalypse

quote: Here is something to think about zap.

As it turned out, the new triple alliance with their 174 combined tons of shipping, of which 72 were lazor-equipped, had also decided to close in.

The two ships' measly guns were no match for the allies' opening salvo, which vaporized Banobi's two staunch defenders 26 times over. Ever the greedy ones, the allied fleet then maneuvered. Banobi's forces had a narrow window before their reactors exploded to strike back, but they too chose to maneuver. Over 500 gigamegatons of electricity surged at the two hapless vessels shortly after, adding to the growing scrap heap at JEBUS.

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Excess electromagnetic radiation prevented visual documentation of the battle, and historians will have only the following warning sign to ponder.

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	19-03-2005 09:55									#317
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But where were the forces of Ken Banobi? Where had they gone?

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Chapter 6.5
Crusade

quote: Here is something to think about This is a new kind of, a new kind of evil. And the Banobian people are beginning to understand. This crusade, this war on terrorism, is going to take a while. And Banobian people must be patient.

The Long Voyage of Kanobi and Chuss wound them through the back nebulas of the galaxy and finally to their new base on Teh Lenin World. Here, peasants were rallied to the cause and the combined fleet made their move.

It was time to break the yoke of the Dark Temple and its Capitalist Running Squid Lackeys. No single ship scouting this time, finesse and treachery may work for other Overlords, but the Comrade and the Cleric prefer the mass numbers of People's War.

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Honourable medals will shine!

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Four straight updates have been about me.

	19-03-2005 10:17									#321
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Nothing about me so far.

	19-03-2005 10:18									#322
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I take it you didn't attack then?

	19-03-2005 10:28									#323
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I guess there is no point in denying it now...

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And then what happened?

	19-03-2005 11:19									#325
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Well...


Chapter 6.6
Safe Use of Lasers

quote: Here is something to think about Please do not feed the giant squid.

"Comrade, how shall we position are fleet for battle?"

"Since we have lots of torpedoes, I suggest putting torpedoes in the first half of the Order of Battle. However- I'm not going to waste my time and leave our flanks open while maneuvering. Get some lasers up there."

As things would have it though, Agathari's fleet, while smaller, had more lasers. But the crusaders had the wisdom to back off, thus saving their fleet from excess damage.

	19-03-2005 11:21									#326
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That L order of ours was supposed to cover an M by MORON. He probably did it second round.

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While other had called Agathari a moron on many an occassion, the great thinker apparently didn't jsut think about peace and meditation. His strategy was working brilliantly. A sizeable part of his fleet had already been dispatched to combat elsewhere. Meanwhile, his temple guard had dealt some damage to the enemy.

Banobi was furious. Having the smaller ships, the damage he'd taken was equivalent to running into a shield.

"Crush them! To the death!"

Crews hurried to battle stations as torpedoes were armed and readied.

"Lock onto targets... lock onto targets... good jehosophat, what in the durn has happened?"

At first glance, it looked like the lazors were recharging for another blast. But at closer inspection, the glow wasn't laser, it was rocket engine. Agathari had disengaged.

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	19-03-2005 11:31									#328
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I wonder who he attacked then.

	19-03-2005 11:37									#329
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It is stupid to fight a lost battle. Against an allied attack, even if I win (very unlikely) I'd likely lose as much as the bases themselves. If I lose, that is just dumb.

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Chapter 6.7
Perp Walk

quote: Here is something to think about Creating the law doesn't put you above it.

With the recent partial restoration of the Empire, the House of Naviwinat had returned to its old habits of living large. Military officers prided themselves not only in their strategic skill, but also their social flamboyance.

On one occassion, Jam of Salonika, the Grand Admiral of the Empire, was flaunting his wealth at a vast party thrown on the planet of Erehwon. Had he been paying attention, he may have noticed something odd about the guests, and also at the apparent complete lack of security.

The Admiral was too drunk though, and it wasn't until he found himself in the "Presidential Suite" of Grahgapulco Jail that he realized he'd been outfoxed by agents of Min Grah.

Without his admiral to command, Basileus Naviwinat was forced to call off the planned attack on Vetkian barbarians.