23-03-2005 11:41									#61
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You're going to give Hydey separation anxiety

	23-03-2005 12:18									#62
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.... and here I was wanting to move to Canada.

Seriously though... contrary to the rumours that Australian animals are all fluffy marsupials... we're home to some of the most venomous creatures on the planet.

Not to mention the highest skin cancer rate on the planet... such that a 30 year old Brit could easily pass for a 20 year old Australian.

That and we have the terrorist target painted on our chests, thanks to our dedicated kow towing to the USA.

And the worker's paradise that we once were will soon be completely dismantled once the conserative coalition gains power over the senate in July.

Oh and global warming will no doubt see to it that the driest continent on earth becomes even drier. And we haven't signed on to Kyoto.

Oh... and we treat refugees like ****.

And Australia voters are cynical p.o.s. who are content to bend over and receive a fat one up the crapper everytime our witless **** of a Prime Minister tells us a big, stinking fib.

..... and we swallow every low calorie drop of cultural sperm that America blows on our shameless pockmarked, melanoma ridden, box jellyfish stung face.


...... but yeah Australia's great!

	23-03-2005 12:28									#63
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	23-03-2005 12:33									#64
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finbar is fleeing as well

	23-03-2005 12:43									#65
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so who does that leave left?

dingos? sheep? koalas, etc?

sheep shaggers

	23-03-2005 13:35									#66
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Aussieland=

	23-03-2005 13:56									#67
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I'd move there, but they won't let me. I've touched a yellow person...

	23-03-2005 14:20									#68
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USA!

	23-03-2005 16:57									#69
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker so who does that leave left? dingos? sheep? koalas, etc? sheep shaggers

Hydey could probably put you up at Carrum Downs

	23-03-2005 17:01									#70
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quote: Originally posted by Dracon II .... and here I was wanting to move to Canada. Seriously though... contrary to the rumours that Australian animals are all fluffy marsupials... we're home to some of the most venomous creatures on the planet.

Nine out of ten of the world's most venomous snakes, although fortunately the most venomous lives mainly in Queensland and preys on rats. Perhaps explains Tony Abbot's prolonged absences...


And the Irukandji jellyfish of course, and the occasionally toxic spur on the male platypus, those ghastly Tasmanian inhabitants, jack jumper ants, the large tree that's like a vast stinging nettle, estuarine crocs, seasnakes, redback and funnelweb spiders....


I can't wait to go back.

	23-03-2005 17:51									#71
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Ah yes... the giant stinging tree. The grow near where I live. I knew someone who once took a dump in the rainforest on Mount Warning and used its leaves to wipe his arse. He'd never ran down a mountain so fast in his life I'd imagine. Driving to the nearest doctor must've been a treat.

	24-03-2005 06:55									#72
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Been waiting for it to go on sale at one of the local megastores. How is it?

	24-03-2005 07:35									#73
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quote: Originally posted by molly bloom Nine out of ten of the world's most venomous snakes, although

Pfff, always known queens are venemous...

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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten I'd move there, but they won't let me. I've touched a yellow person...

Yellow people

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quote: Originally posted by alva Pfff, always known queens are venemous...

If you're very lucky, I might mistake you for a French person and treat you with a modicum of respect.

	25-03-2005 03:22									#76
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Y'all know anything about these guys?

http://www.pipint.com

	25-03-2005 03:57									#77
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never heard of them

	25-03-2005 04:39									#78
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They're pretty smallish firm. Lot of operations consulting for mines and aluminum plants in AU and SA

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Australia needs global warming - As our weather cannot get drier, by definition any climate change must bring us more rain - bad luck about the rest of the world.

	25-03-2005 17:50									#80
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quote: Originally posted by TCO They're pretty smallish firm. Lot of operations consulting for mines and aluminum plants in AU and SA

Ah yes.

Probably linked to Blue Sky Mines - don't have anything to do with them but link is here

http://www.pierpont.com.au/

Australian mining industry *shudder*

quote: Pierpont can also be sometimes found in the boardroom of his notorious company Blue Sky Mines (No Liability Except at Gunpoint), hatching some foul scheme to rob the long-suffering shareholders yet again.

I liked the one where they got the company geologist to declare fencelines as "promising geometric mineral traces"

	25-03-2005 17:58									#81
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	25-03-2005 18:08									#82
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pah - USA sucks - I've been there

	25-03-2005 19:51									#83
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Ever see the movie Coca-Cola kid?

	26-03-2005 08:32									#84
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quote: Originally posted by Dracon II .... and here I was wanting to move to Canada. Seriously though... contrary to the rumours that Australian animals are all fluffy marsupials... we're home to some of the most venomous creatures on the planet. Not to mention the highest skin cancer rate on the planet... such that a 30 year old Brit could easily pass for a 20 year old Australian. That and we have the terrorist target painted on our chests, thanks to our dedicated kow towing to the USA. And the worker's paradise that we once were will soon be completely dismantled once the conserative coalition gains power over the senate in July. Oh and global warming will no doubt see to it that the driest continent on earth becomes even drier. And we haven't signed on to Kyoto. Oh... and we treat refugees like ****. And Australia voters are cynical p.o.s. who are content to bend over and receive a fat one up the crapper everytime our witless **** of a Prime Minister tells us a big, stinking fib. ..... and we swallow every low calorie drop of cultural sperm that America blows on our shameless pockmarked, melanoma ridden, box jellyfish stung face. ...... but yeah Australia's great!

yep, I felt that way too when I was 20.

	26-03-2005 11:04									#86
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You have learned alot since 1998 though Horse

	26-03-2005 12:12									#87
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I just saw on the news that there is this octopus in Australia that can walk??? WTF? Looks creepy...