13-04-2005 06:40									#271
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quote: Originally posted by Smiley Eh, the weather was too nice today so I was, eh, spacing out... and now its time to eat- but first, I'll start the update.

And i have to say joncha, that's the funniest thing i've heard all day

	13-04-2005 06:40									#272
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Chapter 12.1
The Unstoppable Eventinatti

quote: Here is something to think about The black flying saucers are here, get out the tinfoil!

The Emperor may once have ruled the galaxy, but the Eventinatti have always ruled the universe.

With Polly Siffan recently inducted to the club, the time had come to eliminate the other two, Ivan von Kristof and Agath Agathari.

Of the Eventinatti, only the normally reclusive Mr. Y stayed at home.

All nine of the rest prepared for battle.

	13-04-2005 06:46									#273
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Yay! Death!
Although I hope the others are pointed away from my nice bases.

	13-04-2005 06:47									#274
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We Eventians are united against the final two, it seems. But perhaps that is just an illusion...

	13-04-2005 06:48									#275
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Let me rephrase. Perhaps that is just an illusion...

	13-04-2005 06:49									#276
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quote: Originally posted by Jaguar Let me rephrase. Perhaps that is just an illusion...

	13-04-2005 06:55									#277
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quote: Originally posted by Smiley With Polly Siffan recently inducted to the club, the time had come to eliminate the other two, Ivan von Kristof and Agath Agathari. Of the Eventinatti, only the normally reclusive Mr. Y stayed at home. All nine of the rest prepared for battle.

The end is nigh ... repent your evil ways! Repent now, or forsake heaven for eternal dangnation!!

	13-04-2005 06:57									#278
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Ken Banobi shall lead you to salvation!

	13-04-2005 07:00									#279
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Lord Vetko will lead you to death!

	13-04-2005 07:01									#280
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Polly Siffan will lead you to profit ...

	13-04-2005 07:02									#281
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quote: Originally posted by Lord Nuclear Lord Vetko will lead abandon you to death!

Don't I know it

* Sparrowhawk

	13-04-2005 07:03									#282
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quote: Originally posted by Sparrowhawk Don't I know it * Sparrowhawk

Just go away already.

	13-04-2005 07:04									#283
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Let me rephrase. Just go away already.

	13-04-2005 07:41									#284
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This is taking a rather long time...

	13-04-2005 07:46									#285
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Updates be yarrr and woo. (hint)

	13-04-2005 07:52									#286
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It is so sad what has become of this noble game. How Eventians have rigged it. Such a shame.

	13-04-2005 07:54									#288
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How easily we are swayed by the cryptic contents of an update...

We'll see how united the Events are, if the update ever comes. (hint)

	13-04-2005 07:56									#289
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quote: Originally posted by Jaguar How easily we are swayed by the cryptic contents of an update... We'll see how united the Events are, if the update ever comes. (hint)

Jamski is going down!

	13-04-2005 08:00									#290
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quote: Originally posted by Ljube-ljcvetko It is so sad what has become of this noble game. How Eventians have rigged it. Such a shame.

So you heard anything about Kennedy lately? I heard that grassy knoll theory is back in vogue lately ...

	13-04-2005 08:08									#291
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to updates taking three hours.

	13-04-2005 08:23									#292
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Chapter 12.2
Crackdown

quote: Here is something to think about Speak frequently and carry a big stick.

A smoke filled room on New New New Constantinople:

"Appearances aside, the plan to restore order in the galaxy is moving along nicely, wouldn't you agree, gentlemen?"

"Yes it is, Emperor. Nineteen planets are under our rule, roughly a third of the old Empire. And if all goes well today, we'll be up to twenty six."

"Well, just recieved a transmission from base, and things look clear. No signs of incoming enemy attack."

"Prepare for battle then, General! Just keep it simple, we'll crush them."

"Yes sir. There'll be no funny maneuvers or anything today. Just straight Lazorgeddon."

	13-04-2005 08:25									#293
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quote: Originally posted by Ljube-ljcvetko It is so sad what has become of this noble game. How Eventians have rigged it. Such a shame.

Not only have we rigged it, but we have changed some of the rules wholesale for ourselves!!! You should see this turn as Lord Nuclear gives himself 10 extra homebases without spending any BPs!

	13-04-2005 08:26									#294
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UPDATES BE YARRR AND WOOO!



Please, don't hurt me

	13-04-2005 08:27									#295
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns Not only have we rigged it, but we have changed some of the rules wholesale for ourselves!!! You should see this turn as Lord Nuclear gives himself 10 extra homebases without spending any BPs!

	13-04-2005 08:37									#296
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*cough cough*

Your Imperial Highness, you need to do something about the A/C, where did all this smoke come from?

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Chapter 12.3
Dead Monkeys...in space

quote: Here is something to think about That's not a fight, that's a one sided beatdown.

Ivan von Kristof didn't stand a chance. Backing off and firing torpedoes only postponed the inevitable.

	13-04-2005 08:47									#298
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quote: Originally posted by Kassiopeia *cough cough* Your Imperial Highness, you need to do something about the A/C, where did all this smoke come from?

I think your question is now answered

	13-04-2005 08:50									#300
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I love the smell of fried cruisers in the morning.