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Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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No. It was the London Marathon.

Don't worry, no-one in London will notice.


I'm glad she didn't do it near the start, it'd be my council tax money going to cleaning her sh*t up!

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And as a foreigner do you feel you know the city and its people as well as a native?


It takes about a minute to see that the streets are covered in crap.


Oh piss off Kiwi...you're the one full of crap!

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I almost hate to ask. What is Bukkake?

- few girls
- many many men
- sticky(and I do mean sticky!)

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Is it a colour halfway between beige and primrose yellow?

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Ohh, should I mention he often did this and that on this time he had the runs?



Mannekin Dump doesn't have quite the charm that Mannekin Pis does, somehow. Still, now we know what the Dutchman plugged the d!ke with, hmmm ?

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didn't realise she had taken a dump! thought she just needed a piss!

maybe that's why she was running so fast to get to the portaloo in time...!

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Perhaps she should have worn a nappy

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More of a watersports man than a caviar man, are you Molly?


You know, I never even seen Manneken pis, not that I really care.

Dracon II is offline Dracon II
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Japanese are great people. We shouldn't be mean to them or make fun of what they do.

Last edited by Dracon II on 19-04-2005 at 17:49

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And people say the Japanese are xenophobic...

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More of a watersports man than a caviar man, are you Molly?





Cue The Stranglers and 'Golden Brown'.... most inspired use of a harpsichord sound in popular 80s' music.


Liquids I can stomach- coprophagia raises a stink and is a definite no-no.

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Damn!!!

But yes Drake my comments were out of order. Apologies.

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Dude, I didn't mind. You're pretty much right, although such behavior isn't limited to just Japanese men.

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Dude, I didn't mind. You're pretty much right, although such behavior isn't limited to just Japanese men.


Yeah I know... it's a common perception that Japanese men have very weird sexual habits... and when you replied I realize that it was pretty cheap of me to perpetuate it.

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It's not an uncommon event in endurance racing. My father-in-law (a serious marathon runner) says they normally stop to "go" in the tunnel section where the cameras can't broadcast.

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do we need any more evidence the English are filthy?

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It's not an uncommon event in endurance racing. My father-in-law (a serious marathon runner) says they normally stop to "go" in the tunnel section where the cameras can't broadcast.


But how is that so? Is there something that the training or preparation or exitement does to your body that you can't go before the race? It's just few hours....

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Awesome

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do we need any more evidence the English are filthy?



Sh!tting her pants would have been much worse, unless you think having drying faecal streaks running down your legs is hygienic, sensible in a marathon, or attractive.

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But how is that so? Is there something that the training or preparation or exitement does to your body that you can't go before the race? It's just few hours....


35,000 people - a finite and small number of portaloos available for them.... you do the math

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Sh!tting her pants would have been much worse, unless you think having drying faecal streaks running down your legs is hygienic, sensible in a marathon, or attractive.


see? you've lived in the uk too long and now think like a filthy english

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But how is that so? Is there something that the training or preparation or exitement does to your body that you can't go before the race? It's just few hours....


Start running very hard for two hours and your body's defence mechanisms kick in. It assumes you're being chased by something with big teeth, and tries ditching dead weight.

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I almost hate to ask. What is Bukkake?


It's better you don't ask.

If you want you can google it though be forwarned that it will not be work or family friendly.

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Laz, more likely all the jarring motion is speding up the motions of the intestines. All that bounce and squeezing of musles is bound to mean what ever is in the GI track gets pushed towards the bottom.

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You're confusing your stereotypes of sexual deviancy, Ted.

Japanese = tentacle rape and bukkake

Germans = **** lovers




I guess I was basing it exclusivley off Tubgirl.

Ted Striker is offline Ted Striker
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I almost hate to ask. What is Bukkake?


I didn't know either (honestly) until just a few months ago, and had to look it up.

It's a facial shot of a woman after the man is finished.

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It's a facial shot of a woman after the man is finished.

Your definition lacks the word "shower" and "many"

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It's a facial shot of a woman after the man is finished.


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Your definition lacks the word "shower" and "many"


If only these were the totality of the disgusting act that is bukkake...

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IT GETS WORSE??????

Hit us with the sordid details.

 
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