02-05-2005 00:57									#91
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I dress myself...still haven't got the hang of putting trousers on and tying my shoelaces yet though...

	02-05-2005 00:59									#92
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison I dress myself...still haven't got the hang of putting trousers on and tying my shoelaces yet though...

Gerty the velcro boy?



ACK!

	02-05-2005 01:07									#93
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quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski Oh Ted im surprised at that you dont let all three dress ya at the same time

Good point. I am going to implement this immediatly.

	02-05-2005 01:16									#94
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I agree with agathon, i hate to shop if tuberski needs clothes he needs to go get emm. I am his wife not errand boy. I do not dress him he can make up his own mind as i said he is a big boy. Not to mention i dont like dressing my self half the time.

	02-05-2005 01:20									#95
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Yeah, I would hate for someone else to dress me - I am really awkward when it comes to clothes so I wouldn't appreciate someone else attempting to intervene...

	02-05-2005 01:22									#96
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison Yeah, I would hate for someone else to dress me - I am really awkward when it comes to clothes so I wouldn't appreciate someone else attempting to intervene...

that's why it's nice for someone to dress you. It alleviates the hassle of choosing what to wear or what to buy.

I had this girl buy me a light blue shirt before. Normally, I would never wear light blue because I would have considered that too gay. But I wore it. It was actually a decent shirt.

	02-05-2005 01:40									#97
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quote: You're just mad because I called you out on the South America thing.

No. I couldn't give a damn. I'd actually noticed it, but was too lazy to edit it.

Is your mom a MILF? If so, she can dress us all.

I used to sell menswear. Believe me, there isn't a worse job than dealing with women trying to force men into clothes they don't want. Especially older New Zealand men, who regard wearing anything that isn't bland as a sign of homosexual availability.

The underwear arguments are even worse. A sample (usually at full volume in the middle of the store)

Wife: "Wear these dear" (holds up skimpy pair of purple briefs)

Husband: "I don't want folk thinking I'm gay!!"

Wife: "Nonsense! Who'll see them other than me?"

Husband: "I can't wear those! I have bollocks! I can't fit my bollocks into those!"

Wife: "Don't be disgusting!"

Husband: "I'm not being disgusting. My balls will not fit into those!"

About now they'll both turn around and say: "what do you think?"

Oh god...

	02-05-2005 01:44									#98
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I don't think it's healthy to cram you balls and penis into too small garments.

I think it causes the penis to shrink. .

I can't believe those people wore those tight jeans in the 70's. I can't even wear Levis 501's anymore because they are too tight. Loose fitting clothes for me, thanks.

	02-05-2005 01:45									#99
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Fat bastard, eh Diss?

Welcome to the club.

	02-05-2005 01:50									#100
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How does one answer a question like that?
"Sure dude stuff your s*** in those small purple drawers" Or I Like this one "Wtf you asking me for I just work here"

	02-05-2005 01:52									#101
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Tuberski adds "Seems like you package is in her purse anyway, so what difference does it make"

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quote: Originally posted by Agathon Fat bastard, eh Diss? Welcome to the club.

I take exception to fat bastard (though I do have a small gut) see my picture in the picture thread. My most recent picture shows me at my current weight. 146 pounds.

	02-05-2005 01:52									#103
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon Fat bastard, eh Diss? Welcome to the club.

I wear loose clothes to cover up my slight underweight-ness.

	02-05-2005 01:53									#104
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I wear tents to cover up my lardiness

	02-05-2005 01:54									#105
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So I go into Victoria's Secrets, and my wife holds up a pair of them little shortie-shorts, you know, a little bit bigger than a Speedos, and says, "Honey, why don't you try these on?" I say no way, uhn uhh, not gonna do it. I put my foot down and refused.

So I went into the dressing room to try on the shortie-shorts, and they're too small and I had to squeeze in and my stuffs hangin' out on either side. And my wife says, "Heony, come out so I can look at them." I say no way, uhn uhh, not gonna do it. I put my foot down and refused.

So I came out and . . .

----- Courtesy of Jim the Cable Guy.

	02-05-2005 01:55									#106
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Im thin and wear loose clothes too guess its a sing that im getting old and aint the young thing anymore, that and I dont have to impress anyone, im already married.

	02-05-2005 01:57									#107
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quote: Originally posted by Jaguar I wear loose close to cover up my slight underweight-ness.

I wear loose to cover up my lack of manly muscles

	02-05-2005 02:03									#108
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Uh i think thats larry the cable guy

	02-05-2005 02:04									#110
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Yer right. Lord forgive me, what with all the starving pigmy children in New Guinea

	02-05-2005 02:06									#111
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident I take exception to fat bastard (though I do have a small gut) see my picture in the picture thread. My most recent picture shows me at my current weight. 146 pounds.

Oh my God!!

That's an understatement if ever there was one.

Oh man.. Diss.. you are a disgusting mother******* lardass.. oh **** I'm just too grossed out to say more.

	02-05-2005 02:06									#112
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Jesus, he's 'carrying a few extra pounds' there

	02-05-2005 02:09									#113
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It kinda looks stretched.

	02-05-2005 02:09									#114
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what did I do to deserve the Fez treatment?

	02-05-2005 02:11									#115
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I was gonna put a really great pair of boobs on it, but the resolution isn't high enough.

Either that, or I was going to put a Zeppelin flying in the background to provide a comparison.

	02-05-2005 07:26									#117
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His head looks shrunken

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	02-05-2005 07:54									#118
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poor diss,what does it take to get some respect round here? cool joke tho

	02-05-2005 07:56									#119
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quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski poor diss,what does it take to get some respect round here?

He could threaten to sit on people.

	02-05-2005 08:28									#120
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon He could threaten to sit on people.

as entertaining as a thought like that might be im gonna have to pass on that.