02-05-2005 01:32									#31
	Re: Re: Re: Is the movie kung fu hustle a communist(china) propogana piece? Increase the size of your Attachments

quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger Not quite. It's just badly made

Um... no... it's quite purposely a parody.

If it was badly made, it wouldn't have gotten a 90% at Rottentomatoes:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/kung_fu_hustle/

	02-05-2005 01:34									#32
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quote: Ever since the end of the Cold War, Americans have been looking for someone to be "the evil enemy" and the poor old Chinese, who want little more than to sell you widgets are the best you can find.

0.1/100

Next you're going to be saying, oh Osama isn't that bad.. he's just misunderstood .

	02-05-2005 01:34									#33
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quote: ...Why the **** are you watching a movie where all the characters--both the protagonists and antagonists--are Chinese, then?

The same reason fundies watch Desperate Housewives – to have something to get outraged about.

	02-05-2005 01:36									#34
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It reminds me about notyoueither who despised that program with all that gay anal sex in it, yet he seemed to remember quite a lot of detail about it...hate the one you love and all that

	02-05-2005 01:36									#35
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Oh and by the way, Kung Fu Hustle is the best movie of the year for me by far. AWESOME. Beautiful, funny, brilliant, genius, teh best.

	03-05-2005 00:17									#36
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quote: When are Americans going to come to terms with their Sinophobic racism. Ever since the end of the Cold War, Americans have been looking for someone to be "the evil enemy" and the poor old Chinese, who want little more than to sell you widgets are the best you can find. Hence the endless and unprovoked China bashing. What is it with Americans? Do they need to have enemies to make them feel good about themselves or are they just racist?

Dude, they're afraid of me. I'm the ****in' yellow_peril!!!!

HEAD SHOT!

>>pwn3d!

	03-05-2005 02:41									#37
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q cubed,. WHAT! Are you of Asian descent? Must...own.. you... in.. math... NNGGHGHHH!

	03-05-2005 02:43									#38
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...why do you think I make all those cracks about Asians? I'm like Chris Rock, of the Asian world, *****!

...well, not really. Asians just aren't that funny.

	03-05-2005 02:48									#39
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon When are Americans going to come to terms with their Sinophobic racism. Ever since the end of the Cold War, Americans have been looking for someone to be "the evil enemy" and the poor old Chinese, who want little more than to sell you widgets are the best you can find. Hence the endless and unprovoked China bashing. What is it with Americans? Do they need to have enemies to make them feel good about themselves or are they just racist?

They work too hard. It's not cool man.

	03-05-2005 02:49									#40
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Maybe your material could be about.. statistics? and probabilities.. could be a hit in there!

	03-05-2005 02:51									#41
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Odds would say that it's not ****in' likely.

*rimshot*

	03-05-2005 02:53									#42
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Stop making him do that Pekka.

	03-05-2005 02:56									#43
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

that's too aggressive.

Make them word plays, like you tried, but make them math jokes. Meaning that they are math jokes, not word games. You see the English love word games and jokes, so Koreans must love math jokes.

	03-05-2005 02:58									#44
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Not really.

We do love our video games, though.

ZOMFG ZERG RUSH!!!! ^_____^ kekekekekekekekeke....

	03-05-2005 02:58									#45
	Increase the size of your Attachments

Joke about Finnish posters on the Internet making passes at you via PM.

	03-05-2005 02:59									#46
	Put an end to popups!

you can always make jokes about your northern neighbours not being able to play videogames. But they have the best game with one button!!

	03-05-2005 03:01									#47
	Tired of ads?

See, right now, my best material is all about the Tsunami.

Like, "I hear business has started to drift back into local bars..."

	03-05-2005 03:06									#48
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quote: Originally posted by Q Cubed See, right now, my best material is all about the Tsunami. Like, "I hear business has started to drift back into local bars..."

Do you have any faces? Can asians do faces?

	03-05-2005 03:07									#49
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Well, we do, but you'd only notice them if you can tell when I'm squinting and when I'm not.