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JohnT is offline JohnT
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I am serious!

Don't ya know? "Charlie doesn't surf!"
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Fiji! Tahiti!

Why waste time invading desert countries when there's thousands of miles of prime beachfront property ready for the taking in the S. Pacific???


No war for real estate!

It'll all be gone with global warming anyway

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That's the best suggestion so far.


Nah. That's a retarded suggestion. Well Tahiti might be OK, but the Fijians will kick your ass.

Believe me, only an idiot wants to run a country full of Fijians. They'll get pissed and violent and you'll be screwed. And if you try to ban piss, they'll just get violent and you'll be screwed.

Believe me: the Fijians were the most feared people in the S. Pacific for a reason.
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Maybe feared by sissy kiwis.
Lancer is offline Lancer
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Samoans. Man , you never want a Samoan after you. I know...
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Nah... man the Samoans, Tokelauans, Tahitians, Cook Islanders, Tongans and everyone else is scared shitless of the Fijians.

You know how the British enlisted the Ghurkhas as soliders because they are real hardasses? Well the Fijians are far harder, except they can't be controlled.

You do not want to **** with a group of Fijians. They're built tough and they like fighting.
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Nukes

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So many worthy candidates.
I'll go with Syria. Syria would make a good parking lot.
They have thousands of years to refer them.

Yes, Syria.
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Seriously though. The Iraq war caused Libya to end its nuke program and Syria to pull out of Lebanon.
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Mars.

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Don't laugh KH. It also caused Canada to stop gay marriages.
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"Don't laugh KH. It also caused Canada to stop gay marriages."

So they're not a part of the commonwealth anymore?
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Bush's victory in Iraq caused the British Empire to collapse, don't you know?
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Bush's victory in Iraq cured my hemmeroids!!!
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"I am serious!

Don't ya know? "Charlie doesn't surf!""



"Bush's victory in Iraq caused the British Empire to collapse, don't you know?"

Nah, you're thinking about the American Revolution.
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The White House.
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I was blind, but thanks to Bush's victory in Iraq, I can now see!!!
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Finland. Just so people know that no one is safe.
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Bush's victory in Iraq caused the Beatles to break up

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DaShi, that was actually pretty funny .. the justification that is..

JohnT, I don't mean to be a pain in the butt, but the exact quote is 'Charlie don't surf'...

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Chiwar

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Vietnam, one good turn deserves another.
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Don't invade anywhere.

Disband a third of your military, and spend the money on education, health, tax cuts and sex shops.
Lefty Scaevola is offline Lefty Scaevola
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If the war for oil theories had any validity (but they were BS), our target should have been and still should be Venezula.
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I oppose the lack of "France" replies to this thread!

Lancer is offline Lancer
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Spif, there was one, you weren't forgotten.

"If the war for oil theories had any validity (but they were BS), our target should have been and still should be Venezula."

Did you hear they are buying 100,000 AK 47s? Their silly president wants to take over Castros role.

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Saudi Arabia. there's oil there AND a chance to spread democracy.
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Saudi Arabia. there's oil there AND a chance to spread democracy.

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Mexico. We need more lebensraum for the Aryan race.
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I have a hard time fearing Fijians - see Vijay Singh
 
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