04-05-2005 17:33									#31
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Taking back modern thingies will only have a short impact - they wouldn't be able to maintain them or make spare parts.

A better idea would be to go back an persuade Pontius Pilatius NOT to cruzify jesus.

	04-05-2005 17:36									#32
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talking about screwing with the future.

	04-05-2005 17:36									#33
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or let it happen but take out his apolstils

	04-05-2005 22:49									#34
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What about going back and convincing Governer pilatus to give Jesus a wedgie instead of crucifying him? I’m sure that would screw Christian theology beyond recognition.

	04-05-2005 22:57									#35
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quote: Originally posted by Riesstiu IV What about going back and convincing Governer pilatus to give Jesus a wedgie instead of crucifying him? I’m sure that would screw Christian theology beyond recognition.

I would do something so that the Norwegians would of colonized Newfoundland, instead of being kicked out by the natives.

	04-05-2005 23:02									#36
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Their newfoundland colonies were completely untenable.

Hell, our newfoundland colonies today are practically untenable.

	04-05-2005 23:04									#37
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quote: Originally posted by Odin I would do something so that the Norwegians would of colonized Newfoundland, instead of being kicked out by the natives.

Good idea, that would have been a nice addendum to Danish territory .

	04-05-2005 23:17									#38
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quote: Originally posted by BlackCat Good idea, that would have been a nice addendum to Danish territory .

PREPARE TO DIE, DANISH FIEND!!!

	04-05-2005 23:23									#39
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quote: Originally posted by Odin PREPARE TO DIE, DANISH FIEND!!!

Oups, did i hit a nerve ?

	04-05-2005 23:24									#40
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Machine guns to the Koreans to fend off those pesky Japanese, Chinese, Americans, Russians... say, in the 1500s or so.

'Course, i'd be named the Great Leader, for it...

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Cell phones and PCs to everyone in 1900, making sure not to take back a Mac. Why? Just to piss Agathon off, and imagine a world where he's the Microsoft shill.

	04-05-2005 23:27									#41
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quote: Originally posted by BlackCat Oups, did i hit a nerve ?

Well you Danes controlled Norway for almost 400 years, we have a right to be POed.

	04-05-2005 23:39									#42
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quote: Originally posted by Riesstiu IV I’d give a world history book to Napoleon, Hitler, and Jesus just for shits and giggles.

Why Jesus? In an attempt to turn him into a cynic?

	04-05-2005 23:39									#43
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I thought Norway was a part of Sweden for a long while?

	04-05-2005 23:43									#44
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What I would do - Travel to america before european discovery and give the natives vaccinations.

	04-05-2005 23:44									#45
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quote: Originally posted by Q Cubed I thought Norway was a part of Sweden for a long while?

Nope, we lost it to sweden in 1814 but they got free in 1905 and naturally chose a danish prince as their king.

	04-05-2005 23:45									#46
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quote: Originally posted by General Ludd What I would do - Travel to america before european discovery and give the natives vaccinations.

	04-05-2005 23:46									#47
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I travel back in time and hide a CD in the Titanic (before it sinks) so that when they find the thing all the scientist will be baffled and Sony would lose it's Patent!!!

	04-05-2005 23:52									#48
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quote: Originally posted by Japher I travel back in time and hide a CD in the Titanic (before it sinks) so that when they find the thing all the scientist will be baffled and Sony would lose it's Patent!!!

Bad placement - no gurantee they will find it. Tut ank amons sarkophague would be a better place (and will give a much better reaction ).

	04-05-2005 23:54									#49
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There you go BlackCat, this is why I come here... now, to the time machine with my new copy of AOL!

	04-05-2005 23:58									#50
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"Stopping the bubonic plague "

I was aware of the paradox mentioned earlier. However I ignored it as it created a paradox that made the thread impossible, but if I didn't make the thread nobody could mention the paradox...

You see my problem.

	05-05-2005 00:00									#51
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Thus, time travel cannot exist

	05-05-2005 00:05									#52
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Yeah, I gotta take a shower.

	05-05-2005 00:21									#53
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin Stopping the bubonic plague ...

Which really does not need that much modern technology.
Just some basic knowledge about rats and flees.

	05-05-2005 00:53									#54
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I think Caligula would have benefitted from having a few ICBMs to lob around at unruly senators, horses, butterflies that looked at him in a funny manner, and so on.

I bet he could also make good use of electric laundry irons.

Yes, I must go back in time and teach Emperor Caligula to iron his own linens. And his own kittens. And his own senators. And his own slavelings. It is the sane thing to do.

	05-05-2005 00:57									#55
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Why not give Nero some napalm - I guess that he could find some use for it.


Oh, almost forgot, and a violin.

	05-05-2005 01:02									#56
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Actually, I'd give the whole entire western world those chinese fingercuffs.

	05-05-2005 14:35									#57
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quote: Originally posted by Q Cubed Actually, I'd give the whole entire western world those chinese fingercuffs.

That's cruel!

(and you don't want to know where we'll stick it.)

	05-05-2005 15:24									#58
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quote: Originally posted by Verto I would give the US of 1940 a stealth bomber.

German radar usage in WW2 was very spotty - I don't think it would have made any difference whatsoever of the allies had had access to stelth technology.

	05-05-2005 18:23									#59
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Why would you give it to anyone when you could set yourself up as a warlord?

	05-05-2005 19:25									#60
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Just for fun.

For example you could give a rap CD plus player to Bach just to see his face when he hears it. Or give an AK47 to one of the gladiators in the collosseum just to see he the crowd's reacting. Lots of other possibilities....