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King

Mar 2002
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And I know many black women who are not overweight like that. Please refrain from your stereotyping, it's unbecoming of you. :P

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King
Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!"

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back)
(Little in the middle but she got much back)
(Little in the middle but she got much back)
(Little in the middle but she got much back)

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King

Mar 2002
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Masking fat fetishes behind songs

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quote:
Originally posted by Verto
And I know many black women who are not overweight like that. Please refrain from your stereotyping, it's unbecoming of you. :P


Yes, there are a few Black women who don't have booties. It is a condition of great great sadness for them. Black women are proud of their bodacious booties, and they frequently make fun of us whites folks for not havin' none.

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Jan 2000
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Look on the second pic. Near the very top of the crack there's a pixel of a lighter color than her skin.


That could be an ex-boyfriend.

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Yes, there are a few Black women who don't have booties. It is a condition of great great sadness for them. Black women are proud of their bodacious booties, and they frequently make fun of us whites folks for not havin' none.


Nice racialism.

Typical communist outlook on humanity.

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Ooh, now you're gonna say I'm racist for saying Black people have darker skin than white people.

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You reacted to it, so why not?

I just don't like the 'gansta' stereotype off-loaded onto black people.

It's a bit dehumanising.

PS
I don't like the 'evil' stereotype off-loaded onto white people either, just for the record.

.

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Feb 2002
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You also believe cheerleaders are a product of chauvinist sex maniac mankind, well men, adn that it really puts women down?

Come on, you might not like stereotypes but so what, nuttin but a PC thing..

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You reacted to it, so why not?

I just don't like the 'gansta' stereotype off-loaded onto black people.


Only gangsters have big butts?

Anyone with eyes can tell there are physical differences in the shapes of Black people and white people. If you want to know what white people would look like if they had dark skin, just look at Dravidians. They don't look anything like Africans or African Americans, except for skin coloration.

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Guys who like girls with big butts had overweight mothers.

FACT!

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Guys who like flat butts are gay.

FACT!

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No, gays like muscular butts.

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Ghent
Apr 2002
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and che scores !!!

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I like ALL buts, because I'm a MAN.

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quote:
Originally posted by Pekka
You also believe cheerleaders are a product of chauvinist sex maniac mankind, well men, adn that it really puts women down?

Come on, you might not like stereotypes but so what, nuttin but a PC thing..


Don't tell me what I believe.

I said I don't like racial stereotypes...

Cheerleaders are a different cultural thing entirely.

.

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quote:
Originally posted by chegitz guevara


Only gangsters have big butts?


Stop being dumb.

Anyone who has read NWA lyrics knows what I am getting at.

quote:
Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Anyone with eyes can tell there are physical differences in the shapes of Black people and white people. If you want to know what white people would look like if they had dark skin, just look at Dravidians. They don't look anything like Africans or African Americans, except for skin coloration.


Are you going to compare skull shapes next, Dr Mengele?

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curtsibling, I didn't tell you waht you believe, that's why I had a question mark at the end.

Some stereotypes are forever real, or at least in some cases real. Like che says, black folks are little different with physical structure than whities. No need to cry, it's just a fact, normal people get over the fact and realize it doesn't matter.

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I am making a comment, not crying, you silly Moomin.

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Sep 2000
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quote:
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I like ALL buts, because I'm a MAN.

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I think some people on this thread have too little experience with women to know what they might like. Big butts are great as long as they don't have that saggy fat on them.

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Kickball Capital of the World
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To be fair, Sir Mixalot is not advocating lusting after fat women. Rather, he goes in for curves.

This seems entirely normal, although my definition of curves and his probably diverge.

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He likes Jabba's curves, I like Leia's.

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Jabba has an itty bitty waste?

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OMFG DANS LIKES SKINNY WHITE ANOREXIC BOYS!!!

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Frankly, that's just scary. People's "faces" should not be on display like that on the road.

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I think some people on this thread have too little experience with women to know what they might like. Big butts are great as long as they don't have that saggy fat on them.


Spoken like a true connoisseur! Yep, Big Butts are great if they keep their structural integrity, if they proudly defy gravity.

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BABY GOT BACK!

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