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Which cult do you belong to or would like to belong to? (Time out:0 days after 26-05-2005, 21:23)
Starchild cult--needs no explanation, as it's simply divine
Ted Striker cult--I'd hit it!
DinoDoc cult--the capitalist cartel
Chegitz cult--the communist revolution shall cometh
Asher cult--the worship of computer technology
Tiamat cult--and here be dragons
Banana cult--potentially the most exciting cult
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Bereta_Eder is offline Bereta_Eder
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Oct 2000
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The Assassins cult (for those who know the story)
(someone will paraphrase it I'm sure)

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None.

NFS cult for me.

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quote:
Originally posted by DRoseDARs


Pictures!


why would you want to see pictures of that?

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Dissident are you ok? any fever?
btw that was if i wanted to belong to any cult which would have been. the assassins cult doesnt exist anymore. some persian king found them out and cut their throats or something.

as in marco polo book

"Now no man was allowed to enter the Garden save those whom he intended to be his ASHISHIN. There was a fortress at the entrance to the Garden, strong enough to resist all the world, and there was no other way to get in. He kept at his Court a number of the youths of the country, from twelve to twenty years of age, such as had a taste for soldiering... Then he would introduce them into his Garden, some four, or six, or ten at a time, having first made them drink a certain potion which cast them into a deep sleep, and then causing them to be lifted and carried in. So when they awoke they found themselves in the Garden.
"When therefore they awoke, and found themselves in a place so charming, they deemed that it was Paradise in very truth. And the ladies and damsels dallied with them to their hearts' content...

"So when the Old Man would have any prince slain, he would say to such a youth: 'Go thou and slay So and So; and when thou returnest my Angels shall bear thee into Paradise. And shouldst thou die, natheless even so will I send my Angels to carry thee back into Paradise.'"

that's a bit euphemist though.
we talking fine herbs, gorgious women crystal waters etc so one would feel so filled with hedonistic life that he wouldnt mind die.

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I'm part of my own cult. Whereas the Asher cult and its antithesis Agathon cult are blind to the glory of technology in all its forms, my cult is not.

That, and we're making sarin to release in the Tokyo subways.

So, actually, it's a cult of technofundamentalism, classless and tasteless conversational material, and deadpan deliveries.

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Paiktis, you'll notice Starchild didn't specify that these were female supermodels. As for the assassins, I'm not sure how that would work. Just the idea of giving kids pot and then asking them to go through some form of strenuous activity is counterintuitive. It's also odd, now that I think of it, that none of these young men ever thought to just whack the geezer and keep the honeys for himself. Remember the assassin-cult motto: "The fortress is impenetrable-the women aren't!"

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quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
False idols and heretics. I'll smash their precious statues upon the temple floor and grind their golden images into dust.

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quote:
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Paiktis, you'll notice Starchild didn't specify that these were female supermodels.


ah, good call dissident!

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As for the assassins, I'm not sure how that would work. Just the idea of giving kids pot and then asking them to go through some form of strenuous activity is counterintuitive.


The pot giving was done separated from the assassination asignments as I understand it. The assasins basically lived a life filled with pleasure in a heaven like environment. They only exited that environment to assassinate someone. And the penalty if they failed was not to be allowed back into that heaven! So they'd do absolutely everything to accomplish their set goal and wouldn't mind dying in the process since they had their share of heaven Must be why their name lives on even today after all these centeries!
It was an inginious set up!

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It's also odd, now that I think of it, that none of these young men ever thought to just whack the geezer and keep the honeys for himself. Remember the assassin-cult motto: "The fortress is impenetrable-the women aren't!"


Maybe they were OK with undertaking something dangerous from time to time. You know even heaven can get boring sometime if it's all the time

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quote:
Originally posted by Starchild
My cult has cookies served on the nubile stomachs of supermodels.

I demand gender specification or else I may retract my vote oh Lord

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Also, this poll should have been multi-choice.

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The only reason why Starchild is leading now (aside of the banana cult) is because his option is on top and people are too darn too lazy to read further below. Therefore I demand a new poll with Ted Striker on top.

I would definitely NOT hit it!

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Got spare money?

I am offically scared.

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Your avatar... a teacher at my school has that poster in his room


Beautiful, isn't it?

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YEAH! What DRoseDARs said!

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AH's DL cult.

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I already hit it.

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Falun Gong, of course


Always on, huh?

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quote:
Originally posted by Q Cubed
I'm part of my own cult. Whereas the Asher cult and its antithesis Agathon cult are blind to the glory of technology in all its forms, my cult is not.

My cult is not blind to the glory of technology in all its forms, it's just more accurate in determining which technology deserves glory and which deserves condemnation.

Technology that can be used to rape small children, or similarly allow Apple to control media files in my collection, should be universally condemned, and not brushed aside by the followers of your cult which lack the spine to take any kind of serious position.

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Also, this poll should have been multi-choice.



Multiple choice is for people who can never make up their minds anyway.

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Or for people in more than one cult.

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The only reason why Starchild is leading now (aside of the banana cult) is because his option is on top and people are too darn too lazy to read further below. Therefore I demand a new poll with Ted Striker on top.

I would definitely NOT hit it!



I will pigeon-hole your request for future review.

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Or for people in more than one cult.



But that is just despicable. What ever happened to exclusive loyalty!?!?

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But that is just despicable. What ever happened to exclusive loyalty!?!?

That went out with fascism. The 21st century is all about believing in as many different and potentially contradictory things as possible.

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That just makes things too chaotic -- we need to have ORDER.

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A lot of my supermodels currently are women.

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I belong to the Cult of Jim:

James Reston wrote in The New York Times (July 7, 1957):

A health director . . . reported this week that a small mouse, which presumably had been watching television, attacked a little girl and her full-grown cat .... Both mouse and cat survived, and the incident is recorded here as a reminder that things seem to be changing.


http://cultofjim.com/scripture/understanding_media/

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quote:
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A lot of my supermodels currently are women.

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i am my own religion

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quote:
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i am my own religion



Yeah, your name clued us in.


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well as any good spritual leader i have to repeat myself to my congregation as many times as possible

 
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