30-05-2005 14:46									#61
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what can I say? little boys like their poo.

the worst part is the pooy finger scrapes on the walls, when the paper runs out.

	30-05-2005 14:55									#62
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Right, I'm not buying your house now.

	30-05-2005 15:03									#63
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse How many toilets can you crap in at the same time anyway?

Two if my ass gets any wider.

I have two full bathrooms for me and my girlfriend, who stays with me about half of the time.

	30-05-2005 15:15									#64
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1 and it's small but... it's mine. Well, actually I rent it so.. but.. it's MINE damn it! Why would I need a second bathroom, of course I wouldn't.

	30-05-2005 16:10									#65
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we work it out like this

Mrs Horse has the ensuite bathroom to herself - I don't go in there, its got woman's things in there and smells really bad of perfume and cologne. And her bathroom is the messiest

The boys and I share another bathroom and a separate toilet down the hall - the hell hole. I'm tough, I can take it, plus you can stretch out and read a newspaper, which as any man knows, is what a toilet is really for.

The bathroom downstairs, which is part of the laundry, is for daytime.

I clean all the toilets to help Mrs Horse out.

	30-05-2005 16:14									#66
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i never understood the reading paper concept in the bathroom. What is it with most of you guys. Do you have constipation? I go in, I sit down, in less than 5 seconds my trumpet goes to work, that's it, wipe, clean, out.

	30-05-2005 16:20									#67
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Its simple really - once you have a wife and some kids you'll realise that the crappa is just about the only place in the house where you can get some peace and quiet and noone will disturb you, even your missus.

	30-05-2005 16:30									#68
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oh that's true.. I don't know about it yet!

Though once this girl I was with and I was brushing my teeth in the morning, she came in, sat on the toilet and started peeing. It was ... well not disgusting but disturbing. It's like we were married even though I had known her for less than a month. Also, when I do get married, and I do my morning stuff, I don't want anyone coming in to pee right next to me, unless they really have to go.

	30-05-2005 17:26									#69
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Just the one. I live alone so the queues aren't too bad

	30-05-2005 18:10									#70
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4 persons 4.5 bathrooms. I cant understand why I have children using the master bathroom. How many do I need.

	30-05-2005 18:17									#71
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1.5

	30-05-2005 19:27									#72
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2 at home, 1/100th at uni

	30-05-2005 22:42									#73
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quote: Originally posted by Apocalypse 1/100th at uni

Isn't that below minimum building codes? Or is it a bathroom with multiple stalls?

	31-05-2005 00:09									#74
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I just realized Apolyton has no bathrooms!?! A forum with 25,000 members and no place to relieve oneself. Something must be done...a bathroom forum? No! Do it right, a Mens room and a Ladies room forum. That way the gays could all hang out in the mens room, like in european train stations.

Discuss.

	31-05-2005 00:09									#75
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quote: Originally posted by DRoseDARs Oh, that is foul AH. You seriously need to nip this bad habit in the ...ahem... "butt" now while they're still young. Scold them for not flushing the toilet immediately after use. Otherwise, when they grow up, they'll be like those ...ahem... "assh*les" that make public restrooms oh-so-fun to use and draw breath in.

they'll kick the habit when they start going over girls houses. They won't be leaving those surprises around for their girlfriends or prospetive girlfriends.

	31-05-2005 00:11									#76
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka i never understood the reading paper concept in the bathroom. What is it with most of you guys. Do you have constipation? I go in, I sit down, in less than 5 seconds my trumpet goes to work, that's it, wipe, clean, out.

yep, that's me. Though I can't do 5 seconds. I usually wait a couple minutes to ensure I'm completely finished.

I have no desire to hang around an ugly bathroom, I'd rather finish up, wash my hands and post more at poly

	31-05-2005 00:14									#77
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Today it's reading the paper on the can. Tomorr,w posting on Poly on the can...

	31-05-2005 00:23									#78
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yeah I supposed if I did have a computer at the toilet...

but toilets just aren't comfortable. My legs fall asleep. although in the navy I used to sleep on toilets. desperate times called for desperate measures.

	31-05-2005 00:28									#79
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quote: Originally posted by DRoseDARs Don't roll your eyes at me. That is a standard term they use in Realty. I have never, ever heard of any other fraction being used to describe any less-than full bathroom.

I have heard of 3/4

Jon Miller

	31-05-2005 01:19									#80
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident yeah I supposed if I did have a computer at the toilet...

Laptop and wireless LAN.

	31-05-2005 01:52									#81
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quote: Originally posted by Last Conformist Laptop and wireless LAN.

that's not very sanitary