09-06-2005 23:00									#31
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He's just lucky Laura don't read over his shoulder while he's at work.

	09-06-2005 23:01									#32
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I'm not at work today.

	09-06-2005 23:03									#33
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT The person who posts his family issues on this board? The person who wrote an essay about how his 2 year-old walked in on him and momma? The person who talks about his crappy cars, and the fact that I'm just too damned cheap to do anything about it? Shite, you actually think fatally TMI'ing myself will stay my hand? Tis to laugh!

Yes, but this is so much more disgusting and potentially humilating.

	09-06-2005 23:04									#34
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Why? Presuambly she lovers her husband, and since they have a daughter, we know they've had sex . . . at least once.

	09-06-2005 23:07									#35
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quote: Originally posted by Last Conformist Sure.

	09-06-2005 23:08									#36
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Why? Presuambly she lovers her husband, and since they have a daughter, we know they've had sex . . . at least once.

Why are you trying to stop the happy troll fun, Che?

Anyway, nothing JohnT has said comes close to your admission of transvestism in the clothes thread. I want pics !!!!

	09-06-2005 23:10									#37
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There weren't any.

	09-06-2005 23:18									#38
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon You've already fatally TMIed yourself.. these aren't the droids you're looking for.

	09-06-2005 23:26									#39
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Why? Presuambly she lovers her husband, and since they have a daughter, we know they've had sex . . . at least once.

Actually, we were walking around the bedroom nekkid, I tripped, Laura caught me, and surprise! She's pregnant.

What? It doesn't work that way for everybody????

	10-06-2005 00:35									#40
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Probably not. (1) Fear of disease; and (2) if we went to her place, fear of being mugged ... like what happened to a couple of college buddies of mine. (Although it was fun watching Chaik trying to explain to his fiancee what happened to the watch she'd bought him. )

	10-06-2005 00:53									#41
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Mugged by a stripper? Ouch!

	10-06-2005 01:18									#42
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Or rather, some "hired" muscle.

	10-06-2005 01:48									#43
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quote: Originally posted by Whoha Or rather, some "hired" muscle.

Bingo!

	10-06-2005 01:59									#44
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yes, if you are going to do that, bringing along your real wallet and other personal effects is quite foolish.

	10-06-2005 02:03									#45
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I'd have sex with a male stripper if he was hot, sure. Why not?

I wouldn't preclude a relationship either, but he'd have to be rather extraordinary for a stripper in the brains department.

	10-06-2005 02:13									#46
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov I'd have sex with a male stripper if he was hot, sure. Why not? I wouldn't preclude a relationship either, but he'd have to be rather extraordinary for a stripper in the brains department.

I think that the question was predicated on some capacity for discrimination in the selection of sexual partners, which rules you out.

	10-06-2005 02:20									#47
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon I think that the question was predicated on some capacity for discrimination in the selection of sexual partners, which rules you out.

Hey, I wouldn't have sex with you. Still doesn't say much for me being discriminating, but it's a start.

	10-06-2005 02:25									#48
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quote: Hey, I wouldn't have sex with you. Still doesn't say much for me being discriminating, but it's a start.

That's false bravado, I'm out of your league.

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quote: Originally posted by Agathon quote: Hey, I wouldn't have sex with you. Still doesn't say much for me being discriminating, but it's a start. That's false bravado, I'm out of your league.

Given your age, would that be the Athenian or Delian league?

	10-06-2005 02:41									#50
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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, doofus.

And no, I'm not Sean Connery.

	10-06-2005 03:30									#51
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Has anyone seen my thread "Would a Stripper Have Sex With You?"

Was it moved to the Apolyton Forum or something?

	10-06-2005 03:31									#52
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I wouldn't do anything Ben Kenobi wouldn't do, including have sex with a woman.

	10-06-2005 03:35									#53
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quote: Originally posted by Lancer Has anyone seen my thread "Would a Stripper Have Sex With You?" Was it moved to the Apolyton Forum or something?

don't see it... must have gone into the gutter lane

	10-06-2005 03:38									#54
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Yup, punishment for my third thread of the day.

	10-06-2005 04:13									#55
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Well.. if the stripper has sex with everyone else too all day long, then no. If we have sex because.. we want to have sex and it's not every single day in and out service, then sure. I don't have anything against strippers, I see it more like exotic dancing really. When it gets full xxx rated, well that's ok in my books too. I mean why not? It excites most men. BUT.. I have to say.. it depends.. like fi the dancer is really good at the dancing and the performance is spectacular, the appearance fo the dancer becomes less important. And I prefer the spectacular show of how far someone can bend etc Athletic abilities! Yeah.. I can appreciate that, combined with woman beauty, great. I bet it's not that easy.

	10-06-2005 06:07									#56
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Sure if she wasn't a moron.

	11-06-2005 12:41									#57
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isn't this a silly question? who wouldn't have sex with a stipper? I'd wear protection of course, but that goes without saying (of course, I said it anyways)

	11-06-2005 13:42									#58
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I'm surprised no-one has done the obvious lame jokes:

"In Soviet Russia, strippers have sex with YOU!" (see: communism rocks)

"In Korea, only old people have sex with strippers".

	11-06-2005 15:32									#59
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In Soviet Russia, sex strips you!

	11-06-2005 16:43									#60
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Too late, already done.