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Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
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Is that the "Army of 1.3 billion"?

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* Theben laughs at teh AECCP leader's discomfiture




That isn't a word.

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comfiture is. I just modified it a little.

Enough to distract j00!!1!!

* Theben 's commie goons establish a beachhead in ISR, set up defensive perimeter

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comfiture is. I just modified it a little.

Enough to distract j00!!1!!

* Theben 's commie goons establish a beachhead in ISR, set up defensive perimeter


I thought you were a poor, starving beach bum now?

Spiffor is offline Spiffor
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Nov 2001
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Is it me, or does Thirben have the very same avatar as Walruskkkch's?

Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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  Old Post 27-06-2005 04:05
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Why would you laugh at Lonestar's jam?

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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* DinoDoc removes Spiffor's brain and uses it to shoot the commie goons with A PSYCHIC DEATH BEAM!

Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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Communists have brains a third the size of Capitalists...it's scientific fact.

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Its also a scientific facts that Capitalists die first in revolutions.



* GePap call for the Commie Flagship, the CPA Das Kapital!


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quote:
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Its also a scientific facts that Capitalists die first in revolutions.


Yeah! Like, uh, John Hancock...Sam Adams...George Washington...

quote:

* GePap call for the Commie Flagship, the CPA Das Kapital!




AECCP Warship Adam Smith destroys the Das Kapital with a single broadside.

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Yeah! Like, uh, John Hancock...Sam Adams...George Washington...


Man, the supposed head of the AECCP needs to bone up his knowledge of Capitalism , if you think those guys were Capitalists.

quote:

AECCP Warship Adam Smith destroys the Das Kapital with a single broadside.


Foolish young one, maybe you forgot that DD sold the AS and all other ships in the AECCP fleet to buy his coffeeshop!

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Die Capitalist PIgdog!

* GePap sits back as Das Kapital fires her red lazers.

Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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Man, the supposed head of the AECCP needs to bone up his knowledge of Capitalism , if you think those guys were Capitalists.


C'mon, Hancock was the richest mand in the colonies. And Sam Adams did own a bunch of tavrens(sic). And George Washington was a whiskey distiller.



quote:

Foolish young one, maybe you forgot that DD sold the AS and all other ships in the AECCP fleet to buy his coffeeshop!

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Die Capitalist PIgdog!

* GePap sits back as Das Kapital fires her red lazers.


First of all, he didn't He just mothballed the older models. Second, lazers are no match for our shields, which are issued by Kuat Drive Yards.

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C'mon, Hancock was the richest mand in the colonies. And Sam Adams did own a bunch of tavrens(sic). And George Washington was a whiskey distiller.


Businessman =/ Capitalist. Which is why there is a difference between Mercantalism and Capitalism. But that is a serious discussion, not fit to the Coffee shop.

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First of all, he didn't He just mothballed the older models. Second, lazers are no match for our shields, which are issued by Kuat Drive Yards.


Don't you know you have been looking at records provided to you from DD writen up by Arthur Anderson? Its all a hoax, you fool, all your ships are now owned by Krispy Kreme Donuts.

And IF you had ships, which you don't, nothing beats THE RED LAZER

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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When you've finished killing one another, the Marketing dept will clean up...


... the leftover bottles of alcohol.

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The ships are owned by a corporation that exists only on paper for tax purposes. Command and control still rests with the AECCP. Now perish!

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The ships are owned by a corporation that exists only on paper for tax purposes. Command and control still rests with the AECCP. Now perish!


Ha! Don;t you know you have been bamboozled?

That's the Krispy Kreme Fleet now.

Shows you what you get for trusting Andy Fastow with your fleet.

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Shows you what you get for trusting Andy Fastow with your fleet.
Arthur Anderson had already been destroyed by the government by the time these decisions had been made. Thus Fastow had no influence on AECCP decisons.

Adam Smith begins it's assault on the Das Kapital

Theben is offline Theben
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* DinoDoc removes Spiffor's brain and uses it to shoot the commie goons with A PSYCHIC DEATH BEAM!


Instead Spiffor's commie brain sends psychic inspiration to the troops; they rout all capitalist assaults on their positions!

* Theben prepares to move our forces out...

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I thought you were a poor, starving beach bum now?


That's my brother. Sheesh, can't you tell us apart?

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Is it me, or does Thirben have the very same avatar as Walruskkkch's?


Who's that?

Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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Ha! Don;t you know you have been bamboozled?

That's the Krispy Kreme Fleet now.

Shows you what you get for trusting Andy Fastow with your fleet.



Actually, your fleet is owned by Krispy Kreme now. Turns out your commie benefactors idn't have the hard currency to keep it running. Who knew?

Theben is offline Theben
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* Theben nationalizes teh Krispy Kreme fleet

Not an issue.

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That's my brother. Sheesh, can't you tell us apart?



Sorry, all damn Dirty Commies(tm) look, and smell, the same to me.


Hey, who wants to hear my story of meeting a cute girl from ANSWER, having a nice conversation, and then she discovering I was in the Navy?

Dracon II is offline Dracon II
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Jan 1970
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I don't know about you guys... but I'm going to have a Coffee

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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Hey, who wants to hear my story of meeting a cute girl from ANSWER, having a nice conversation, and then she discovering I was in the Navy?

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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I don't know about you guys... but I'm going to have a Coffee
This isn't that kind of Coffee shop.

Dracon II is offline Dracon II
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This isn't that kind of Coffee shop.


If it says coffee, I expect coffee. Not a war. Coffee. At the very least, a war fought whilst consuming coffee. But coffee must be involved.

In any case, I'm not fighting until I've had some coffee.

Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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Basically as follows:

I'm sitting at the gate at LAX waiting for my flight to Washington DC (I'm on Leave) wearing my GOT FREEDOM? T-shirt. At this point I'm just reading through the HH book War of Honor and listening to my MP3 player. Cute girl with glasses and attractive short brown hair ( ) sits down across from me.

Girl says she loves my shirt. I notice that her T-shirt is mostly concealed from button shirt, but I can see "..now end racism".

d'oh!

Still, it's surmontable. We get into a conversation, and she apperently thinks I'm an anti-bushite. Well, I am but not for the reasons she has. It's rapidly clear she's a loony from left field who's a rich college student (she's traveling first class...of course, so am I but I had money to burn after being stuck on a ship for 6 months) but she's cute, a nice person, and going to be sitting across the aisle from me.

As the conversation starts to wind down, she asks where I got the shirt.

"At the base."

"..what?"

"Oh yeah, I'm in the Navy."

* Lonestar stands up, turns around and points to back of tee, which says "Freedom compliments of the US Navy."

And she stopped talking to me! I guess she didn't realize I was a warmongering baby-killer.

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In any case, I'm not fighting until I've had some coffee.
We serve alcohol, cherryades, and the hashish Lonestar brought back.

Dracon II is offline Dracon II
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Alcohol and Hash?

You're simply offering me these because I'm CPA and you want to keep me out of the war!

If I take the hash I might end up brokering the peace deal

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Don't listen to them. The AECCP is a wholy owned subsidiary of the CPA. I was duly elected and then resigned in favor of Comrade Chairman Spiffor. All decisions about the AECCP are made by Spiffy.

 
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