23-06-2005 05:02									#31
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quote: Originally posted by BeBro Surprisingly not much from movies of the last two decades (some exceptions).

The AFI voters tend to be old f*rts.

I would have liked to have seen some from the Duke.

"But I won't. I won't. The hell I won't." [PUNCH!]

"There's right and there's wrong. Do the one and you're living. Do the other, and you may be walking around, but you're dead as a beaver hat."

"Fill your hands, you sons of a b****!"

Or from Die Hard
"Whoopie ki yea, m***** f****."
"Where are my detinators?!"

Kill Bill 2:
"Wiggle your big toe."

Batman
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

The Odd Couple
"If you think that's sad, you should see your meatloaf."
"Smaaaa! Smaaaa!"

Shot in the Dark
"I tell you, Gina Gambrelli is beautiful...er...innocent!"

Ruthless People
"I've been kidnapped by K-Mart."

Stripes
We're a nation of mutts! Our ancestors have been thrown out of every self-respecting nation in the world!

or what of poor Jim Carey?

"I'm MTV scum!"

"I can't believe how nice the people in this building are to me."/"Well, that's because you have big ***s."

"I think he wants to communicate."

	23-06-2005 05:04									#32
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quote: Originally posted by bipolarbear Let me explain something to you; I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Good, but not as good as

quote: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

That one should be top ten, easy.

	23-06-2005 08:47									#33
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From The Producers:
"Give me my blue blanket! Give me my blue blanket!"
"Der Fuhrer never said, 'Baby.'"

Fistful of Dollars
"My mule gets the crazy idea that you're laughin' at him. So if you'll apologize, like I know you're going to . . ."

Halleluja Trail
"Never have so many shots been fire in such a small area is such a brief time with so little effect. No fatalities at all??"

Tarzan the Ape Man
"Me Tarzan, you Jane"
"Aaaaahhh-eeeee-aaaahhhh!"

	23-06-2005 08:51									#34
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quote: You had me at "hello."

Oh please.

	23-06-2005 08:53									#35
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"Asps. Very dangerous. You go first."

	23-06-2005 08:54									#36
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And what the hell is this:

quote: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

- 2001

Huh? I don't remember that line at all. But EVERYBODY remembers:

quote: What are you doing, Dave?

Why isn't that on the list?

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Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do...

	23-06-2005 09:07									#38
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Huh? I don't remember that line at all

"I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that"

Is the line which follows that...

	23-06-2005 09:23									#39
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A great list. Some of the suggestions are worthy of the list, though..

	23-06-2005 09:26									#40
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quote: Originally posted by KrazyHorse "I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that" Is the line which follows that...

I remember that one better, but still: the most memorable line from the movie is "What are you doing, Dave?" Hell, anyone named Dave probably hears this once a month in a bad attempt at humor.

	23-06-2005 10:10									#41
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I find the line I quoted the creepiest line in the whole movie.

	23-06-2005 10:16									#42
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov I remember that one better, but still: the most memorable line from the movie is "What are you doing, Dave?" Hell, anyone named Dave probably hears this once a month in a bad attempt at humor.

Actually, I remember "Open the pod bay door, Hal" better than either of those. To each his own, I guess.

	23-06-2005 10:26									#43
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I'm with KH on this one.

HAL pwns IBM.

	23-06-2005 10:53									#44
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i always liked this quote from bull durham
but its too long to make a list i think.



Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the ****, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fibre, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

	23-06-2005 11:04									#45
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Yup.

	23-06-2005 11:07									#46
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You know, for all the bias that list shows toward old classics, it doesn't have a single line from Singing in the Rain. I nominate:

Why, I make more money than - than - than Calvin Coolidge! Put together!

and

"People"? I ain't "people." I am a - "a shimmering, glowing star in the cinema firmament."

I find myself quoting that second one all the time...

	23-06-2005 11:46									#47
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quote: Oh please.

I really prefer 'Hey you think we're fighting, but I think we are finally talking!'

Another one, same movie would be, 'yes, I stole the pootie.'

So that quote is at best, the third most memorable quote.

	23-06-2005 13:55									#48
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A shame that both these lines aren't listed at all:

LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring:
"all we have to decide is what to do with the time being given to us"

The Usual Suspects:
"The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world that he didn't exist"

Of course the worst movie-line ever would be:
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith:
"In my opinion the jedi are evil" (for sure concidering the time and place this qoute is being said )

	23-06-2005 16:12									#49
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Here's another quote that should be in the list
(from 'the life of Brian')


Always look on the bright side of life.

	23-06-2005 16:50									#50
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Another few I think are sorely missing:

"Get busy living, or get busy dying" and "He crawled through a river of **** and came out clean on the other side" from The Shawshank Redemption.

"At my signal, unleash hell" and "What we do in life, echoes in eternity" from Gladiator.

"There is no spoon" and "Welcome to the real world" from The Matrix.

	23-06-2005 17:11									#51
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From Casablanca:

"I'm Shocked! Shocked! Gambling at Rick's American Cafe! I order this place closed immediately!"
"Here are your winnings mon capitain."
"Thank you, would you please cash them in for me?"

From Being There:

"I like to watch Eve."

From Shot in the Dark:

" I submit that you killed him in a rit of fealous jage!"

In his early movies Woddy Allen had a couple of good one-liners. There were a couple in Peter Seller's Mouse That Roared , but it's difficult to find copies of.

	23-06-2005 17:40									#52
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"Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you *keep* it a *secret*! Why didn't you tell the world, EH? "

	23-06-2005 18:05									#53
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I know I keep bringing up Diggstown:

""

No words spoken, but you cheer none the less.

	23-06-2005 18:54									#54
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quote: Originally posted by Donegeal I know I keep bringing up Diggstown: "" No words spoken, but you cheer none the less.

I have to agree!



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	23-06-2005 18:55									#55
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quote: Originally posted by Ben Kenobi I really prefer 'Hey you think we're fighting, but I think we are finally talking!' Another one, same movie would be, 'alright, I shoplifted the pootie.' So that quote is at best, the third most memorable quote.

Corrected the quote.....

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	23-06-2005 19:06									#56
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A few quotes from a very quotable movie:

Pimp: "I am looking for this dunghead who took my women. He is being liar to me. I want my *****es back! (arrow shoots at him) Holy ****! I'm going to get the **** out of here!"

Rick: "Who was that?"
O'Neill: "I don't know."
Rick: "Well what is this?" (points to arrow in wall)
O'Neill: "Got me."
Rick: "Well how about this?"(points to second arrow)
O'Neill: "Still drawing a blank."


Hotel Manager: Just where do you think you are?
Jay O'Neill: The Library of Congress?
Rudy: Detroit?
Brad: Beyond the sun?
Rick: Any of those right?


Cole: Rick, I want Debbie. You dump her and I'll give you cash. Ten thousand dollars, plus a G.E. toaster over; a Litton microwave; a Cuisinart; Michelin tires, brand new; a set of Sears' best metric tools...

Rick: The way I see it, this lug is in love and has a lot of major appliances lying around.

Rick Gassko: What the Hell are you doing?
Brad Mollin: I'm slashing my wrists.
Rick Gassko: With an electric razor?
Brad Mollin: Yeah, I know, I couldn't find any razor blades.


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	23-06-2005 19:23									#57
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Batchelor Party!