24-06-2005 22:56									#31
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Nagoya Grampus Eight

	24-06-2005 23:02									#32
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A Spurs fan recommending a former club of the Arsenal manager...

	25-06-2005 01:01									#33
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quote: Originally posted by Colon You don't 'get' into football, you *grow* into it.

Bah... don't listen to him! I 'got' into football.

quote: I didn't know we were a "sister city" (whatever one of those is) to Atlanta.

Yep! It's also refered to as a "Twin City"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newcastle

Twin Cities

* Bergen — Norway
* Groningen — Netherlands
* Gelsenkirchen — Germany
* Nancy — France
* Taiyuan — China
* Atlanta — USA
* Haifa — Israel
* Newcastle — Australia — on the River Hunter, and also a coal hub.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sister_cities

quote: Town twinning or sister cities is a concept where towns or cities from geographically and politically distinct areas are paired, with the goal of fostering human contact and cultural links. In Europe, such pairs of towns are known as twin towns; in North America and Australasia, the term sister cities is used for the same concept. Twin towns often (though by no means always) have similar demographic and other characteristics.

	25-06-2005 01:26									#34
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Yeah support newcastle, we don't win anything but you're guaranteed a decent laugh every few days when we manage to make the previous balls up look insignificant

	25-06-2005 01:34									#35
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In true Manchester United fashion, I have to say "support your local team".

I actually wish my local team was lower down than Man U so that I could actually experience the highs and the lows of promotion and relegation.

What I would do is pick maybe a second division side and follow their results. You don't want a side like Man U or one like Southport who have no chance of doing anything.

Personal recommendation..... Wigan.

	25-06-2005 01:52									#36
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon I went to see Newcastle play Bristol Rovers once. It was at the low point of the toon's history. BR seemed a desperate bunch.

What exactly were you expecting from a club 2-3 divisions lower down? "Total Football"?

	25-06-2005 01:54									#37
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How to play football, according to The Gas.

1- Kick the ball as high and hard upfield as you can, in the hope that it might rebound into the net off a striker's upturned arse.

2- Repeat step 1, repeatedly.

	25-06-2005 02:01									#38
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quote: Originally posted by Park Avenue I actually wish my local team was lower down than Man U so that I could actually experience the highs and the lows of promotion and relegation.

Give it a couple of years.

BTW a (probably totally untrue) ManU rumour from a 'friend of a friend' is that Rio has got caught nailing Darren Fergusons wife and will be out of the club as soon as a buyer can be found.

	25-06-2005 02:08									#39
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Usual Scouse complete bollocks. Sweating my bag off here.

	25-06-2005 02:10									#40
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If that ugly ****'s married, I'd actually go to work in a bird's dress.

	25-06-2005 02:23									#41
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quote: Originally posted by Park Avenue If that ugly ****'s married, I'd actually go to work in a bird's dress.

As opposed to going to work in your usual dress?

18-5

	25-06-2005 02:27									#42
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****king poof! Mite be over in scumland tomorrow so maybe could go for a pint, you're paying mind.

quote: Originally posted by reds4ever As opposed to going to work in your usual dress? 18-5

	25-06-2005 02:33									#43
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quote: Originally posted by Park Avenue ****king poof! Mite be over in scumland tomorrow so maybe could go for a pint, you're paying mind.

I've missed you all through the CL campaign, its just not the same having football barneys with the cockneys around here!

I'm going to Chester races tomorrow otherwise I'd love to buy you a beer and discuss the decline of the Manchester Bucanneers!

	25-06-2005 02:56									#44
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quote: Originally posted by MOBIUS A Spurs fan recommending a former club of the Arsenal manager...

Also the former club of the best goal-poacher England ever had, not that he did much of it there, but they adored him anyway.

	25-06-2005 03:37									#45
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just play the game
watching it comes nowhere close to the real thing

	25-06-2005 03:42									#46
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Support Leyton Orient!!!

	25-06-2005 04:07									#47
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon Support Leyton Orient!!!

Nah, I hate tennis!

	25-06-2005 04:20									#48
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon Support Leyton Orient!!!

Some songs to you started:

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Dicky Gold

Gold!!
Always believe Dicky Goooooold
He's got the power to know
He's a re-formed gambleeeeeeeeeer so
Always believe him 'cause he's Gold, GOLD
He has a big sausage nose
And some mansize tissues to blow
He's got a fat sausage nooooooooose
Always believe him 'cause he's Gold, GOLD

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Oh Ori-ori !!

Ohhh Ori-Ori,
Ori-Ori-Ori-Ori-Orient !!!

Ohhh Ori-Ori,
Ori-Ori-Ori-Ori-Orient !!!

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We're S*** And You're Worse Than Us

We're S*** and you're worse than us!

	25-06-2005 04:22									#49
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Back AFC Wimbledon!

	25-06-2005 04:23									#50
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http://www.section-grenat.ch/intro_flash.html

	25-06-2005 04:23									#51
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Shaolin Soccer is the only way to go. Might take a *bit* more practice, though...

	25-06-2005 07:45									#52
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This thread has done more to confuse me than help me.

	25-06-2005 07:55									#53
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Support Chelsea. At least you'll get to see them, and they play attractive football.

	25-06-2005 08:00									#54
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No thanks, I'm not into mingers.

	25-06-2005 08:04									#55
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Fulham?

Borussia Monchengladbach? (sp)

Partick Thistle?

Blyth Spartans?

	25-06-2005 09:52									#56
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Stade Rennes

AC Ajaccio.

	25-06-2005 21:01									#57
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quote: Originally posted by DaShi Which team should I support?

Depends. If you're from Athens you should support panathinaikos (pan-athenean get it?) and you should be vehemently opposed to the "shrimps", these are the fans of Olympiakos whose home base is the "harbor", else knows as Piraeus. Remember you're mortal enemies. Some people might call you "vazelos" a mock word coming from vazeline because the president of our team made a lot of money in the petroleum and related products business.
If you're from new phialdephia or other suburbs of athens you might want to be AEK = athletic union of constantinople. you'd have to have parents which are asia minor refugees although that's not obligatory. be prepared for people to call you "hanoumaki" though, this means little girl of the harem.
now if you're northern, there are choices there too. PAOK or aris being the top two. iof you're paok some southerners, meaning vazelines and shrimps might call you "bulgarian" because of your proximity to said country. again that's nothing to worry about.
if now you want to look posh/alternative/sophisticated/outofthemainstreem or if you're simply a redneck you can choose some other of the 40 or so lesser teams like apollon kalamarias.


a big thing is what your parents were and how you like each majors team's emblem.

	25-06-2005 21:52									#59
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	26-06-2005 00:13									#60
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You could also be different and back Aston Villa. Their nick name is the 'Villians'