28-06-2005 03:53									#31
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	28-06-2005 03:55									#32
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I am a fan of the humorous antics of Captain Wil Amon.

	28-06-2005 06:59									#33
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I'd kill myself if my name was Gobbliobbliovksy.

	28-06-2005 07:22									#34
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quote: Originally posted by Jaguar I am a fan of the humorous antics of Captain Wil Amon.

Was his name Wil? I thought it was Dennis...

	28-06-2005 08:54									#35
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quote: Why the hell would you need to have more than one bathroom per person living there

Why the hell would you want more than two toilets at all in any house?

If one person's using A, use B. If people are using both of them, hold it. If three emergencies ever simultaneously pop up at your house, reevaluate what you're all eating.

Hell, I could easily see only one toilet. Except in like super early kiddie days when it was still real hard to hold it in, I can't remember a time there was ever more toilets needed than toilets available, at pretty much any establishment I've ever been to.

(Well, one time on the DC trip really really early in the morning we stopped at a gas station with 1 guy and 1 gal bathroom--about 130 band students split amongst two toilets. It only took the guys about ten or fifteen minutes to have everyone relieved. As for the other line, I can just say, I'm glad I'm a dude.)

	29-06-2005 01:31									#36
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quote: Originally posted by joncha Was his name Wil? I thought it was Dennis...

Verily, it is Dennis.

	29-06-2005 02:29									#37
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quote: Originally posted by Bosh You're insane. That isn't typical for America at all. My family has one and a half and they're vaguely middle classish (teachers). Why the hell would you need to have more than one bathroom per person living there

My mom's a teacher, not exactly high income there, and I'm a high school student that doesn't work...one source of income, 3 bathrooms...

I have visited many other states, Florida, Arizona, Wyoming, Colorado, Wisconsin, Illinois, Rhode Island, and Texas...

With the exception of Wyoming and Colorado, I have visited another house besides my Dad's or one of his friends...I can only think of one house that didn't have at least 2 bathrooms, most had 3...some had 4, and my dad's current house has 6...

	29-06-2005 03:20									#38
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quote: My mom's a teacher, not exactly high income there, and I'm a high school student that doesn't work...one source of income, 3 bathrooms...

How? That's insane.

quote: With the exception of Wyoming and Colorado, I have visited another house besides my Dad's or one of his friends...I can only think of one house that didn't have at least 2 bathrooms, most had 3...some had 4, and my dad's current house has 6...

Sheltered sheltered sheltered.

	29-06-2005 03:22									#39
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I guess bathrooms are to Americans what cell-phones are to Europeans.