22-07-2005 04:12									#31
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If you're serious - pm your address and I can send her along your way. It should be about 3 to 4 hrs driving to LV from here

	22-07-2005 04:13									#32
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errr, on second thought maybe not.

The weight wouldn't bother me if she had a good personality. But the way you make it sound, it sounds like she's a psycho.

	22-07-2005 04:16									#33
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haha nah she's not psycho. Just on a needy side.

	22-07-2005 07:29									#34
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This is not about the specific guest in question; you really should not be living anyone who will let 300 lb. people from Arkansas into the house.

	22-07-2005 16:37									#35
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quote: Originally posted by Boris [W]hen I came out of my room to shower this morning, he was sprawled on the living room rug, facing my doorway doing leg lifts. As if I need to see that first thing in the morning.

And you passed up a golden opportunity to kick him in the nads without his being able to do anything about it (until too late)?

	22-07-2005 16:50									#36
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quote: Originally posted by dojoboy Walk around the house naked and sit on furniture while in the buff. Very effective.

S.O.P. at chez moi.

	22-07-2005 16:51									#37
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quote: Originally posted by Dis 300 + pounds? that's my kind of girl. Refer her my way. I'll take care of her.

Is your larder empty?

	22-07-2005 17:06									#38
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The best way to deal with unwanted houseguests is never to let them in the door in the first place. Made the mistake twice, never again.

	22-07-2005 18:50									#39
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quote: Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous Hit it

With a shovel.

	22-07-2005 18:54									#40
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If it's only two weeks the solution may be harder than the problem. How about asking her to do something in exchange for a place to crash, such as painting the house, taking out trash, etc.?

	22-07-2005 18:58									#41
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Just lay down ground rules that are tough to deal with: curfew, cleanliness, and chores sort of thing. Most adults won't put up with being treated like a child very long, and will make other arrangements quickly. Oh, and don't let them have a key. Make them dependent on you for getting in and out, and don't change your schedual to accomdate them. If they have to wait on the steps, they have to wait on the steps. If they repeatedly refuse to follow the rules, put their stuff outside.

	22-07-2005 20:15									#42
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quote: Originally posted by Smiley If it's only two weeks the solution may be harder than the problem. How about asking her to do something in exchange for a place to crash, such as painting the house, taking out trash, etc.?

She's the maid now

Che, agreed! No way in the hell I'm accomodating my schedule for her.

	22-07-2005 20:26									#43
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Now a maid would be cool...housework is such a chore

	22-07-2005 21:18									#44
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov And when I came out of my room to shower this morning, he was sprawled on the living room rug, facing my doorway doing leg lifts. As if I need to see that first thing in the morning.

So he's not what you'd call a 'looker' then?

	22-07-2005 21:24									#45
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I had my brother in law stay for 7 weeks in Jan and Feb. It was a ****ing nightmare. He didnt pay for anything despite the fact that he ate like a horse and drank like a fish (he even drank the bottle of bombay gin he brought for me as a gift). Even my wife was glad to see the back of him.

	22-07-2005 22:55									#46
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Of course, if she does a good job at being a maid, you might find yourself reluctant to let her leave. I know I was. Our apartment was never so clean as when we had our last temporary guest. She was a nutburger, but she was tidy.

	22-07-2005 23:43									#47
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Well, perhaps, Che, but I doubt it.

SpencerH, we are ahead of you there. We told her she's on her own for food and drink (tap water is ok but she refuses to drink that). If we catch her touching our food she's out of the door.

	03-08-2005 21:45									#48
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She just left! Now I shall have peace.

	03-08-2005 21:46									#49
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that didn't take long

	03-08-2005 21:48									#50
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Yep, lets say my "campaign" worked.