25-07-2005 06:11									#91
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quote: Originally posted by Guynemer Sigourney Weaver, "Aliens"

You know you're an action hero when you're a punchline. In the old "My Two Dads" series, the main characters complain to their landlady about a clogged sink and ask her to call a plumber. She goes in to look a the clog and comes out to announce, "You don't need a plumber; you need Sigourney Weaver."

	25-07-2005 06:14									#92
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The dead guy from Weekend at Bernies 2 PWNZ all these n00bs

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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker The dead guy from Weekend at Bernies 2 PWNZ all these n00bs

Well, he did manage to make of with the tops of those two girls on the beach.

	25-07-2005 07:57									#94
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quote: Originally posted by Dis Arnold Swarchenegger. Has anyone seen Commando? That's a great movie. It could really happen too. okay it was cheesy, and the action scenes were totally unrealistic. But the body count was enormous. And that's what counts.

The gravity quote is from Commando.

"Remember when I said I'd kill you last?"
"Yea, yea you did Major."
"I lied."

	25-07-2005 14:48									#95
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Lassie or Trigger.

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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui Didn't that movie have Sharon Stone with her special talent of taking all her clothes off?

Her special talent is really disrobing, thinking and speaking coherently simultaneously. One more string to her bow than Gerald Ford or Bushbaby.


It's why the French gave her an award- that and the view of the Stone Monument Valley, I suspect.


Soon to be appearing in Basic Sliver, Tranche Le Deux: The Depilator, sponsored by Rimmel and Non-Oxynol 9...


Living stones (Lithops)- My Life In The Bush Of Stone

	25-07-2005 15:47									#97
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Where the hell is Bruce Campbell?



Hail to the King, baby

	25-07-2005 17:44									#98
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quote: Originally posted by Dis good call.

Very good Call.

	25-07-2005 17:46									#99
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Looks like a Super Soaker she's holding.

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You better watch it!

"We then nuke Winston from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

	25-07-2005 17:59									#101
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quote: Originally posted by Winston Looks like a Super Soaker she's holding.

Super Soaker-flamethrower=crispy critters/aliens.

	25-07-2005 19:10									#102
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Schwarzenegger, followed by Seagal. Poor Steven tries and tries and tries, but..

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quote: Originally posted by Winston Looks like a Super Soaker she's holding.

I'm not so sure- from the envious longing look on Winona's chops it could be a battery powered Darth Invader....

	25-07-2005 19:42									#104
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She's thinking "Wonder how much I could shoplift with one of those by my side??!?"

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quote: Originally posted by JohnT She's thinking "Wonder how much I could shoplift with one of those by my side??!?"

Or, where could she possibly hide it....


No, I'm sorry, I'm a bad person.


Best action star: Divine, for Female Trouble, Eat Your Make Up and Polyester and Hairspray.

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quote: Originally posted by JohnT She's thinking "Wonder how much I could shoplift with one of those by my side??!?"

Booo! OJ did a double homicide, and nobody reminds of that.

Not that anybody remembers OJ, anyway...


"Or, where could she possibly hide it...."

She has lotsa cleavage.

	25-07-2005 19:59									#107
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quote: Originally posted by Tattila the Hun "Or, where could she possibly hide it...." She has lotsa cleavage.

Winona '2 fried eggs on an ironing board' Ryder ?


Are you sure you aren't confusing her with Mamie Van Doren or Jayne Mansfield ?


Or...ta-ta-ta-taaa!!!!

Chesty Morgan!!!!!!!!!!

	25-07-2005 20:08									#108
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I think some people have Sigorney Weawer and Winona Ryder mixed up a little.

Please report in the Les Humphries Singers thread.

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quote: Originally posted by Winston I think some people have Sigorney Weawer and Winona Ryder mixed up a little. Please report in the Les Humphries Singers thread.

I'm trying to find a picture of Roxy Music performing 'Virginia Plain' on Top of the Pops- it has Brian Eno wearing silver lame elbow length evening gloves, and I think he plays the synthesizer with a giant plastic knife and fork- and Bryan Ferry is wearing dark eyeshadow and some kind of black sequinned number.


Oh and Phil Manzanera has his fly eye lens glasses on....

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Good to see who's leading, they were my first thoughts with Bruce being #1. His great timing and acting skills add good humor to most of his action films.

Other good ones that I would consider.
Nicolas Cage.
Clint
E. Flynn
Sean C.

Buster Crabbe doesn't cut it. Even though I liked him, his acting skills were pretty bad.

	25-07-2005 20:17									#111
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Keep looking molly, and try throwing in some Frida pictures if you could. The thread is sadly lacking in those.

I like Roxy Music a lot actually. Anything with Bryan Ferry.

	25-07-2005 20:21									#112
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Of the ones listed, Bruce Willis. But Humphrey Bogart would kick all their asses, and do it with style, wit, and panache not seen since. And he'd get the smack-talking girl in the end.

Nah, Boggie was a one trick pony, but damn, what a fine pony. Three of my favorate films are Boggie films: Cassablanca, To Have or Have Not, and Key Largo. It's a toss up whether I like him or Cary Grant better. An even harder choice: Grant/Hepburn or Boggie/Bacall.

"If you need me, just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."

	25-07-2005 20:25									#113
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How could we forget Big Jim Slade?!

	25-07-2005 20:27									#114
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Lou Ferigno!

	25-07-2005 20:31									#115
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Pam Grier !!!!


Shelley Winters !!!!!!!!


Paul Lynde !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

	25-07-2005 20:37									#116
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Paul Lynde?????

	25-07-2005 20:40									#117
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Sometimes it did get exciting on Celebrity Squares....


and he moved occasionally on 'Bewitched'.....

	25-07-2005 20:43									#118
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quote: Originally posted by Guynemer How could we forget Big Jim Slade?!

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quote: Originally posted by molly bloom Winona '2 fried eggs on an ironing board' Ryder ? Are you sure you aren't confusing her with Mamie Van Doren or Jayne Mansfield ? Or...ta-ta-ta-taaa!!!! Chesty Morgan!!!!!!!!!!

Ask Jay Kay, singer for Jamiroquai.

""She has these enormous breasts - bigger than they look on film.
"She did have this habit of constantly wanting to play hide the sausage. It was exhausting."

Wan't me to post a picture, hmm?

Oh, but my zealousnes quota for the day is achieved. Please continue the thread.