27-08-2005 12:12									#31
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Harvest Moon is fun. And its romances are better than those in Baldur's Gate II.

For a proposal for a realistic game, what about Master Welder?

	27-08-2005 13:08									#32
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quote: Originally posted by duke o' york Even Dissident's Spamotron?

that patent is still pending

	27-08-2005 13:17									#33
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quote: (Don't tell me there exists a woodgrowing game)

Yes, that's exactly what it is.

	27-08-2005 13:41									#34
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Thief - Forget stealth and silence. Just break into an empty house during normal business hours to steal enough for your next quick fix.

	27-08-2005 14:52									#35
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Halflife 2

Work at a nuclear waste recycling facility. For 16,000 years. The sequel.

	27-08-2005 16:04									#36
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Hehe... A couple of years ago there was a guy in the Interactive Fiction scene who made a game called Alpha Centauri or something. You were supposed to be the first man to travel to AC. People were not amused when they found out it played in real time

	28-08-2005 01:04									#37
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Madden Football. First play you suffer a career ending injury. Or you get busted for doing drugs. Or you kill someone and spend years in jail.

Madden football never addresses these issues. I'd like to see them.

	28-08-2005 01:12									#38
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Madden Football. You have no control over what's going on, but have to make insightful commentary for the entire match, and not spend it staring at the cheerleaders. You also have to sit next to an idiot with the title "Colour commentator", who doesn't know as much as you about the game, but is on a comparable salary because the suits think he's funny.

	28-08-2005 07:14									#39
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Its "Color Commentator"

	28-08-2005 23:22									#40
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The crappy metaspam is an affront to the tre manner of the artform.

Frthermore, screw yo.

	29-08-2005 03:32									#41
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Would you like to buy a vowel?

	29-08-2005 03:51									#42
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quote: Originally posted by Hueij Hehe... A couple of years ago there was a guy in the Interactive Fiction scene who made a game called Alpha Centauri or something. You were supposed to be the first man to travel to AC. People were not amused when they found out it played in real time

Actually, the length of real time to Alpha Centauri merely depends on your speed... If you can go as fast as light...

	29-08-2005 07:24									#43
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quote: Originally posted by GeoModder Actually, the length of real time to Alpha Centauri merely depends on your speed... If you can go as fast as light...

It will still take years

Although it will be much shorter for the crew if relativistic efforts are taken into account.

	29-08-2005 12:13									#44
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So what is the most realistic game ever made? I'm curious.

	29-08-2005 14:45									#45
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Not sure there is a definitive answer on that one.

	29-08-2005 15:01									#46
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quote: Originally posted by Dis So what is the most realistic game ever made? I'm curious.

The Chessmaster series?

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	29-08-2005 15:41									#47
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The Sims?

	29-08-2005 17:04									#48
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger It will still take years Although it will be much shorter for the crew if relativistic efforts are taken into account.

And since the journey is made from the viewpoint of someone onboard...

	29-08-2005 19:03									#49
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns The Sims?

Yes, but which expansion pack?

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	30-08-2005 00:02									#50
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns The Sims?

yes, it normally takes me 1 hour to take a piss.

	30-08-2005 00:26									#51
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I hear that Microsoft Flight Simulator is terminally realistic.

	30-08-2005 01:06									#52
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quote: Originally posted by Dis yes, it normally takes me 1 hour to take a piss.

I just loved how if you had a few people living in the house at the same time they would ALWAYS go into the bathroom while someone else was on the toilet or having a bath, stopping the first person's activity, wasting time and then they both just stand there doing nothing and it ends up with neither accomplishing what they went in to do.

Hmm the doorbell is ringing, I'll slowly stop what I'm doing and walk into the adjacent room over 45 minutes and then answer the door. And I'll wake up at 3am so I have enough time to walk downstairs and eat a few crackers before I have to leave for work at 8am.

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quote: Originally posted by Jamski I hear that Microsoft Flight Simulator is terminally realistic.

Yeah they make you train for like 2 years before they even let you install the game.

	30-08-2005 03:24									#54
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http://www.mobygames.com/game/robinsons-requiem

i seem to remember this getting alot of press due to it being very realistic(in the survival sense)?

But for a new game:

Global love-up: try to make all nations see eye to eye in this politicaly tense strat game. Use diplomacy, use bribes, use favours to balance the impossible scales. The main aim of the game is to use the worlds resources to achieve a balance of goods and trade so all nations can prosper and meet the needs of their people.

	30-08-2005 08:41									#55
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quote: Originally posted by Leirosa I just loved how if you had a few people living in the house at the same time they would ALWAYS go into the bathroom while someone else was on the toilet or having a bath, stopping the first person's activity, wasting time and then they both just stand there doing nothing and it ends up with neither accomplishing what they went in to do.

Maybe there will be an add-on that will introduce bathroom doors with locks.

	30-08-2005 13:09									#56
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You can put male and female bathroom doors on, so at least the problem is halved by males refusing to use female toilets and vise-versa. My solution is far more elegant though - just have a two-square room for the toilet and a two-square room for the shower. The objects themselves take up one square, the door the other, so there be no room for another sim to invade.

	30-08-2005 13:23									#57
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns You can put male and female bathroom doors on, so at least the problem is halved by males refusing to use female toilets and vise-versa. My solution is far more elegant though - just have a two-square room for the toilet and a two-square room for the shower. The objects themselves take up one square, the door the other, so there be no room for another sim to invade.

sucks to be your sims . They are going to rebel against their cruel oppressers.

	30-08-2005 21:06									#58
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So there's no sink?

	30-08-2005 21:59									#59
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns You can put male and female bathroom doors on, so at least the problem is halved by males refusing to use female toilets and vise-versa. My solution is far more elegant though - just have a two-square room for the toilet and a two-square room for the shower. The objects themselves take up one square, the door the other, so there be no room for another sim to invade.

Who wants to save the world when you can work out toiletary logistics?

	31-08-2005 06:09									#60
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There are many heros saving the world - which leaves the important work to the rest of us.

There is no sink. A dishwasher removes dishes faster and a shower increases hygiene faster.