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Animus
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New York, NY, USA
May 1999 time: 05:13
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2199 sent
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I am very pleased to announce to the peaceloving people of planet that a truce with CEO Aredhran could finally be signed.
A few sad side notes: only the destruction of most of his fleet, military and civil, could convince the free marketeer that his military campaign against the Hive nation would fail in the end. Unfortunately, further aggressions of the CEO cannot be ruled out. I quote his last message to me:
" I'll repeat: How do you expect peace when you keep bombarding my shores ?
That will teach to trust the honorless bastard you are. Next time i'll sink your ships when i have a chance. Nevertheless, i will agree to a truce"
I'm convinced that my succesful ending of this first real crisis on planet shows my qualities as a potential planetary governor in the future.
best regards,
Chairman Flomeise
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Capt Dizle
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Lord Zod made a shocking announcement today:
"Time has been suspended by High Lord MoSe after attorneys representing Aredhran industries filed litigation claiming numerous high crimes by our good buddy, the evil Hive Chairman. The universe in now being roped off with that cute little yellow police tape."
Lord Zod said privately the he felt the delay was being manufactured by the CEO to mask the fact that Aredhran Industries has not adequately prepared for the Y2.2K bug.
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Animus
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New York, NY, USA
May 1999 time: 05:13
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Turn 2200 has been sent to Lord Zod.
Governor Animus is happy to announce that PeaceKeeper network nodes have experienced no Y2.2K problems.
-animus
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2200 to CEO Aredhran
i apologize for the premature report of planetary peace.
After the long years of negotiations, and the final signing of a cease fire, the CEO decided to not accept some harmless probe actions, only upgrading our databases really, by retaliating in the hardest possible way. The immediate decleration of vendetta on my science-loving people.
No offers to change the diplomatic status were made in 2200, i have to reconsider the situation once again.
Flomeise, Chairman of the Human Hive
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Animus
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New York, NY, USA
May 1999 time: 05:13
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2221 sent to gaians.
Animus is AGAIN dismayed by the breakdown of peace talks.
-david
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Animus
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New York, NY, USA
May 1999 time: 05:13
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2221 sent to gaians.
Animus is AGAIN dismayed by the breakdown of peace talks.
-david
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Capt Dizle
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Lord Zod today proudly signed a Treaty of Friendship with the University of Planet.
Zod indicated that he hoped Gaia's actions would foster a new round of peace inititives and that the Hive and Aredhran Industries will reconsider peaceful expansion.
Rumors that UoP scientist's have transfered new technology to the Gaian Federation were neither confirmed or denied. Zod cautioned all to refrain from undue speculation.
"The thing is that peace was achieved. That should be the focus. We have not sought conflict, and when it was forced upon us, we retaliated with only that force necessary to restore order."
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2201 to Aredhran
"Zod indicated that he hoped Gaia's actions would foster a new round of peace inititives and that the Hive and Aredhran Industries will reconsider peaceful expansion"
is he talking about the actions of introducing chopper technology to the shared network of the combatants ;-)
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Animus
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New York, NY, USA
May 1999 time: 05:13
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Belated control letter. 2202 sent to lord zod.
-animus
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Capt Dizle
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Better belated than never.
Turn Complete.
Lord Zod and Monica are both in the hospital. Zod let her drive his new chopper and she got a call from her bookie on her cellphone.
And crashed.
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2202 to the CEO
Unfortunately, the war has reached a new level of violence, thanks to the latest rekindling of the war by the violent CEO and his childish refusal to accept some slight adjustments of our techlevels by Hive probes.
i love you all !
Flo (having way too much fun with those cute blue smilies)
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2203 to Aredhran
who has the biggest ?
I discussed matters in an informal meeting with CEO Aredhran. We concluded
- the best wine on chiron is grown in the Uranium flats. Strictly for export purposes
- the closest thing to transcendence in this century is a night of carnal pleasures in the hole of transpiration, with our famous mutie cuties.
We couldn't decide who had the biggest. The CEO: mine, mine, i can even share it with you.
Yours truly: nonononono, its a draw between you, Zod, and me (Monica would disagree here)
Animus and Zak are shrimps, everyone knows that. Miri and the other b**** can't even dream to compete with us, for obvious reasons.
Now i checked with my best statisticians: Result.
*Mine* is the biggest, with a respectable margin of 4% over Aredhran. (research output)
Chairman Flomeise
P.S.: Who or what is a GRE ?
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Animus
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New York, NY, USA
May 1999 time: 05:13
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Erewhoners,
The 'Governor' would like to take this time to remind everyone that it's not the size of it that matters. Rather, it's what you do with it and how well you do it that makes all the damn difference.
Something, I might add, that we at the 'Keepers do quite well, having the largest Might:Size ratio on Chiron.
Perhaps if Chairman Flo spent less time measuring his and more time using it he would know this on his own. Alas, it's been ages since the Chairman has last been seen in downtown UN H(e)aven City.
The GRE is a wonderful privledge given to aspiring graduate students before they are allowed to study for the next 5-6 years. Some call it a pain-in-the-ass standardized exam, I just call it 'fun'.
-animus
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Capt Dizle
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All of this chitter chatter is very nice, but, where is the damn turn?
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Capt Dizle
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All of this chitter chatter is very nice, but, where is the damn turn?
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